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Married to Medicine has an Emergentea Party, giving the ladies a chance to wear hats and tell each other off without having to apologize. Will Quad run out of words before she runs out of wigs? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Fr...

The Real Housewives of Potomac bless us with a reunion full of purse to face reenactments and screaming matches about who's the biggest mooch. To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo D'Andra celebrates her fiftieth by inviting her friends and frienemies to roast her, but who will win the new game show Leeanne hosts called Not a Roast!? To hear this week's episode about road rage, car shaming, and Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Sea...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Doctor Deb meets The Real Housewives of Orange County in her EGO necklace to dispense rocks while Kelly tries to decide whether or not to join an all Vicki inclusive trip to a spa. Also, Shane is as disgusting as ever. To hear this week's episode about Bravo's Flipping Exes, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens....

This week on "Below Deck Mediterranean," Travis once again becomes a drunken liability, causing Sandy to have a hug-to-heart conversation with him. Plus, Ben still is hissing at the galley, and Jack tries his hand at poetry. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and f...

"Married To Medicine" roars back in its season premiere by giving us what we love most about the show: petty Twitter feuds, screaming accusations, and of course, dreams of being Surgeon General. And that's really only the tip of the iceberg. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. O...

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" wraps up its triumphant fourth season with the long awaited reveal of Karen's new fragrance, LA'DAME. Plus, Ashley learns that she's finally pregnant, and Robyn gets the "commitment" from Juan she's been waiting for. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com Subscribe on iTunes: http://bit.ly/ituneswwc Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo See aca...

"The Real Housewives of Dallas" is back, and we are PSYCHED. First, there's the business quagmire that D'Andra finds herself in now that she runs her mothers' companies. Then there's talk of a mysterious lady named "Pretty Jessica." Consider us hooked. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon...

So much drama on "Real Housewives of Orange County" this week. First, Tamra and Shannon reduce Braunwyn to tears over a stupid lie, then Gina misses her day in court. Plus, Shane is so obnoxious to Emily that we're forced to give him an entirely new NSFW nickname. Needless to say, we probably should have screamed this podcast into a toilet at a bank. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out i...

Below Deck Med is still stuck with the insane women on a girl's trip. Colin gets hurt, Ben gets cold, and Jack finally gets to drive. HELP. To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free ship...

The Real Housewives of Potomac have finished up their trip to the Grand Cayman Islands, minus one member. Can we solve the mystery? To hear this week's episode making fun of Flip or Flop, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappensmerch.com! Free shipping on...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's the final reunion episode for Southern Charm. Danni sobs, Eliza sobs, Shep shakes his foot, Cam stands up for the patriarchy, and Madison laughs all the way to the bank. To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo The Real Housewives of Orange County take a trip to Rodeo Drive, but will they ever get off the train? To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Below Deck season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille"...

Chef Ben makes his triumphant return to "Below Deck Med," and not a moment too soon. A pack of cougars have descended on the boat, and they're ready for some hot risotto and even hotter yachties. Unfortunately it's not all smooth sailing when a laundry mishap, a temperamental burner, and an errant tender threaten to undermine the entire charter. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out inform...

"The Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to the Caymans chugs along with casual sting ray encounters and a few table-side squabbles. But the real story is the sad, disturbing decline of Katie as she seemingly disappears into thin air. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappens.com See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...

Part 1 of the "Southern Charm" reunion blasts off with Shep denying he's a jerk (even though he's made everyone cry). From there we cover all sorts of hot-button topics: Kathryn's sobriety, Craig's Adderall addiction, Rice Krispie Treats — you know, all the good stuff. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus ep...

Breaking news in the world of Bravo! Bethenny Frankel has quit The Real Housewives of New York (again). We are LIVE at her first press conference as she fields questions from the media and her former cast members. Afterwards, it's a super-sized Crappens Mailbag bonanza! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus e...

With Kelly Dodd off in Aspen, it's the best time for Vicki to throw her under the bus, or train as it were. We're not precisely sure what Vicki's latest rumor is about, but we have a good idea, and we have a feeling this season is about to go OFF THE RAILS (see what I did there?). Also, Tamra wants anal. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon...

Below Deck Med takes a sad turn in this super sized episode when Anastasia quits her chef spot and Collie considers throwing himself on the knife for the girl who loves cake. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus breaking down the Married to Medicine season 7 trailer and watch video versions of our recaps, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Se...

The Real Housewives of Potomac go to The Cayman Islands to fight about Ashley's husband being possibly gay and probably restaurantless. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille" "Demoted to Friend Of" and "Resting Honnay Face!" merch available at crappe...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo It's time for Southern Charm's season finale. Shep hits a new low, Ashley gets the boot, and Cameron's mystery husband shows his bored face. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season One Camille"...

*You can also watch as a video on Patreon http://bit.ly/crappensvideo Tamra has yet another housewarming party on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, setting the stage for Vicki and Kelly to fight about pig emojis. Enjoy! To hear this week's premium bonus about Netflix' Instant Hotel Season One, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Season...

There's drama all over the latest episode of "Below Deck Mediterranean." First, Travis gets wasted at a fancy resort and acts like a total idiot. Then Joao shames Aesha and somehow excuses himself with talk of honesty and elephant bones. And then finally Anastasia's food succumbs to an arctic chill that exists between the galley and the dining table. What a time to be alive! Oh, and the police sho...

It's the wedding that no one in particular has been excited about: Reagan and Reese! What an exciting day on "Southern Charm: New Orleans." Not only are these two lovebirds tying the shotgun knot, but Justin has finally decided what he wants to do with Kelsey... in about 6 months. Plus, Jeff has a sister! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreo...

Robyn's flip is finally ready for market on "The Real Housewives of Potomac," but an open house proves to be entirely too open — at least in terms of sharing. That's thanks to Gizelle, who manages to turn Robyn's proudest real estate moment into another round of bickering (thankfully). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrapp...