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"Married to Medicine" heads to Cabo for the annual couples trip, and it's full of drama: a van breaks down, Buffie yells at Jackie, and Quad walks up stairs! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker...

Rhylee is back on "Below Deck," and she's the perfect person to take on the yacht's reigning douchebag: Kevin. Meanwhile, the primary continues to be horrifically creepy to poor Simone, who just wants to master the fine art of pouring coffee over ice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon....

The somewhat anticipated face-to-face moment between Cynthia and Nene finally happens on "Real Housewives of Atlanta," and it's just as not-very-exciting as we anticipated. Don't worry though: Marlo is here to bridge the gap. Or at least wear crazy outfits. Plus, Eva eats alone, Porsha is back at work, and Kenya is married to a jerk. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our P...

It's Crappensgiving on the podcast, and we're celebrating by not just recapping "Real Housewives of New Jersey" but also inviting two people we are deeply thankful for: Kate Chastain (Below Deck) and Hannah Berner (Summer House). Together, the four of us declare what we are most thankful for on Bravo (and life). Then it's on to recap Melissa Gorga's 40th Birthday bash, which is most notable for on...

On this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, Braunwyn hosts a "weaning party" while the Tamra / Kelly feud deepens. Plus, Shannon is faced with her biggest fear: KEY WEST. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniek...

The "Real Housewives of Dallas" head off to Thailand and the wheels come off pretty quickly. First, Kameron unleashes a hellacious baby elephant song, then LeeAnne joins the hat police, and finally D'Andra weaponizes a L'Infinity Dress for passive-aggressive effect. And oh yeah, LeeAnne unleashes a torrent of problematic comments along the way. OY. Get tix to our live shows: http://watchwhatcrappe...

Dr Jackie has a party to release her Queen V book cover and outs Buffie's infertility issues. Will a dance off in cabo fix everything or just leave Daddy with a crushed skull? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos M...

A pack of douchebags board Below Deck to sexually harass Simone and play beer bong at their pirate party. It's sad and amazing. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Salads" merch available plus we re-rele...

Cynthia and NeNe are about to come face to face on the Bravo World Pride float. Will anyone leave with their pride intact? And will Kenya find eggs for her husband? For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp", "Dork", "When Life Gives You Tacos Make Taco Sa...

We're live from the City Winery in Chicago for this very special Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap. The ladies go to an obstacle course and Danielle fights with Margaret about who's the biggest prostitution hoor. For our premium bonus about dog movies and our trips to Mexico and Thailand, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. *** Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor", "Twerp...

The "The Real Housewives of Dallas" is on the verge of heading to Thailand... but first: a filler episode where Travis has a midlife crisis birthday bash and Kameron learns archery. Maybe not the most thrilling plot description ever, but we certainly have fun with it at our live show in Indianapolis. It's all part of #BenRonCon weekend. Plus, several of our favorites call in from BravoCon. Dream c...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand This week's Real Housewives of Orange County centers around the kids. Ryan goes to therapy cuz Tamra's a real good mom mkay? Also, Shannon tries to let Tamra have it but the tables are turned faster than David could passively aggressively eat a bag of Kettle Crisps. become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappen...

Looks like Abbi's going to venture out on her own Abbi road. The beleaguered deckhand on "Below Deck" has come to realize that impulsive, unprofessional pastures are the best fit for her. Plus, Captain Lee shows the guests a water park, and Ashton continues to blur the lines between co-worker and horndog. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreo...

We're only on the second episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," but already Kenya has found something petty to fight about. But that's what we're here for, right? Also, babies. Lots and lots of babies. Everyone has a child suddenly. Even Marlo! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/w...

Our friends Captain Lee from Below Deck and Lea Black from Real Housewives of Miami and the Lunch With Lea Podcast joined us in Fort Lauderdale for a really fun recap of Leanne's wedding on Real Housewives of Dallas. Thanks so everyone who came out! For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a memb...

We celebrate the return of "Real Housewives of New Jersey" with a rowdy, awesome live show in Tampa. Unfortunately though, the audio is really bad. We're sorry — we tried to fix it, but we really couldn't do much. However, we implore you to stick it out because we have so much fun breaking down the season premiere of RHONJ. Plus, the Queen of Versailles herself, Jackie Siegel, makes a special appe...

This week on "Married to Medicine," Heavenly arranges a double date for Quad... as in, two dates over the course of one meal. Then the gang heads to Contessa's house where absentee mothering results in an over-the-top $15k triple birthday party for the kids. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at p...

On this week's "Real Housewives of Orange County," a massive game of telephone (involving an actual telephone) pits Kelly against Braunwyn... until the ladies exchange some notes. Now it looks like Kelly has Tamra in her crosshairs, and it's not going to be pretty. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episod...

A casual engagement and a TED Talk striptease highlight another delightful episode of "Below Deck." We're recapping all of it, and if you think we have nothing to say about the davit repair, YOU'D BE WRONG. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Find bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instag...

"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" is back, and more importantly (or should we say Moore importantly), Kenya has returned to the fold. Love her or hate her, she makes for good TV — and by the end of the hour, Kenya is back at it again. Check out our sleep-deprived recap of the season premiere! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwha...

Our fabulous friend of Crappens, Katie Cazorla from Second Wives Club, joins Ronnie for Real Housewives of Dallas. Will we figure out what that lotion by the bed is for? For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shanno...

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand The amazing and hilarious @DannyPellegrino from Everything Iconic and the upcoming book Fancy AF Cocktails joins Ronnie to recap the Vicki Tea Party episode of Real Housewives of Orange County while Ben lives it up at a wedding in Thailand. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering th...

Kate gets a new Sexy Aunt title on this week's Below Deck, and Captain Lee owns an ass. For this week's very special Free to Be Joe and Tree bonus episode covering the super serious Watch What Happens Live Giudice interview, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch.com! **Crappens Live is coming to Chap...

Quad has a birthday party/book launch and celebrates her sister/friends in a very dramatic speech. Unfortunately, it didn't include her truly great friend Toya. BYE! This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limited Edition Shirts! "Shannon Bowldor" merch available at crappensmerch....

This episode is available in video form on Patreon as part of Crappens On Demand Leeanne has a couple of no shows at her thirtieth shower, so she fights back with the strongest weapon in Dallas: wedding invitations in text message form. This week's premium bonus was recorded on our most recent road trip. To hear it and all bonuses, become a member over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. ***New Limi...