Warped

It's the penultimate episode of "The Original Series" and we are just now finding out what little half-Vulcan babies are made of. Enjoy some strange tales from late night at the Luxor. The Spirit of Gene sticks it to the temperance league with a salacious double belly button. Bones is trying to divide and conquer on the only woman in his particular time period, and it's gross, everybody, it's supe...

This week, we're taking a quick break from cross talk to talk crossovers. We all don our crocheted bed covers and groove out with Hippies in space. We're intrigued to discover that Captain Kirk is the Don Draper of space, sexually speaking. As Minh relates more stories from Burning Man, the rest of the crew confirm that it's horrible and should be avoided at all costs. Matt gives Minh a dose of hi...

We're shooting some tequila in a toast to love and to lovers this week. While Philippe and Erin work out their heartbreaking relationship difficulties, the crew muses about musical accompaniment and our show's theme song. Like Captain Kirk, we're going to bang the love into you as we nerd out about our future attendance at Star Trek Las Vegas. Minh shares his thoughts about some other Star Trek po...

While Shawn and Matt are out with simultaneous and purely coincidental cases of mono, the rest of the Warped crew go off the rails in a complete misuse of their newfound freedoms. We take the opportunity to chat about everything from cultural alienation to surgically enhanced knees, Scotty creep-factor, a bit of the scratchy-scratchy, and even safe words. We imagine the future of the world under t...

This week, the crew mutinies against the normal hosts of the show and broadcasts some pirate Warped radio. We take some shots at the Spartans now that they aren't around to defend themselves. Jake gets scatty about Scotty, Erin explores the navel while waiting for her new vacuum, and talks about her adventure in rehabilitating Bosley, our sometimes podcast mascot. While Erin is away, the boys snea...

We've come to accept the fact that while we can't be Einstein or Hugh Jackman, we can still do the best episode of Warped possible. This time around we compare and contrast the relative grace in ageing of Wilford Brimley and Keanu Reeves, and we chat about sexy movie casts. Our trust in Erin has eroded, and we don't know what's real anymore. Other than Kirk having some naughty time, and some great...

We're pulling no punches with a heavy-handed episode of Star Trek. We learn a bit about how Special Guest Minh's mind works, as a hand injury leads to thoughts of self-love, a topic he has some real trouble leaving behind. We make some obvious jokes about alien junk, but don't worry we get it all out of our systems in the opening half of the show. Shawn breaks down some creative ways you can watch...

This week on Warped, we perform a public service by helping people find shows with male nudity. We bang out some HBO Top 10 lists that don't go past 3. Shawn blows out my headphones when we get him talking about Sex and the City, we achieve the pound-for-pound Huskiest Podcast Award in the Glib Comedy Sci Fi Commentary Podcast genre, and Matt deals with his fat man comedy issues; special shout out...

All bets are off as Nate and Phat Money return to the show to provide their unique take on classic Star Trek. This week's all-male panel attempts to maintain a modicum of wokeness by admitting that we all married up, but all our efforts are in vain as we quickly turn to our old standby, Truckstop Romeo. This week, we'll be spoiling "The Leftovers", warning people about the "Deadwood" movie, and pa...

This week we are inspired by the career and characters of Jodie Foster to conduct the most epic game of FMK to date. We find out what happened to the Mars bar, talk favorite fair food, and candy bars. Matt brings us the hottest fanfic from the far corners of the Internet. We circle back on our discussion about gay icon Toni Collette, and Matt confronts his dislike of Eric Clapton in a safe environ...

Swing on by and activate your various glands as we participate in Lasagna Watch 2019. A rift develops between members of the crew over the lack of promised side butt. We figure out which cute, fuzzy creatures are likely to kill us with their deadly poison. All this and your favorite hot topics from weeks and weeks ago, this week on Warped! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informatio...

This week, the crew encounters a person of short stature, and we're all on the edge of our seats to find out what Philippe is going to say to get us banned from the Internet. Erin smokes us all with her celebrity encounter story. Shawn's favorite moment in The Original Series rears its horsey head, and he celebrates by explaining some pathetic "incel" behavior at least twice. Here at Warped, as lo...

This time around, the crew makes plans to increase the efficiency of their viewing experience. We gotta get those numbers up! Watching one episode at a time? Those are rookie numbers! Shawn hates on the haters, and Pours One Out for the Homies. Erin pours one out onto herself. We search our feelings about Lost, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, the best and worst TV series finales and, finally, the l...

This week we're hooking back up with an old Star Trek standby, the Energized Cloud. Friend of the show, Minh, stops by to elevate our collective consciousness. Erin plays with our man-triggers to help us define the various strata of nerddom. We stop worrying about our own problems for five seconds to sympathize with Korean work-life balance, while talking about adult entertainment and shooting gun...

The themes in this week's Star Trek episode inspire us to discuss Tombstone and Wyatt Earp. Erin gives us the lowdown on her cat situation, Jake puts himself inside the mind of a lighting designer, and Matt comes back to give the Eagles the business. Come celebrate character actor-driven movies of the 90's with us, enjoy Corrections Corner for the Gamesters of Triskelion, and join the Warped Recom...

Come suffer with us as we take a whack at one of the most appalling storylines of The Original Series. While the precious children are being manipulated into age-inappropriate self-love practices by a muumuu-clad cheese villain, we manage to find our own joy where we can. Jake experiences catharsis by sharing his feelings about child actors, Erin pushes the boundaries of some cultural taboos, and...

While Captain Kirk is enjoying some R & R, the Warped crew observes some of the unfortunate casting practices of the 1960's. On tap this week, a free round of cultural sensitivity training to shed some of the shame we picked up from watching this week's episode of Star Trek. Jake brings back an old Warped standard, while Shawn makes an important correction about a recent Peter Pan. Meanwhile,...

This week on Warped, the crew has a round-table discussion on everything we know about Romulans, which is probably a lot less than our average listener. Special Guest Phat Money returns to guide us through the sordid world of mommy porn. We discuss the socio-economic implications of the beverage known as orange drink, and whether the intimate act of bagpiping is logical or purely emotional. Someon...

As we kick off a new season of Star Trek, the crew observes some changes to the show. A new color for the title, a new studio running the show, and new costumes that defy all reason and practicality. Our Special Guest, Phat Money, disses DS9 and drops a Babylon Babyl-bomb. Everyone knows this is a historically bad episode of "the Trek", but what you might not know is that it's really Scotty's hair...

Join the Warped crew's ongoing mission through the rolling hills of New York. We share our wildest fantasies about being chased by military officers in full ascot regalia, and our darkest fears that this film was built on a foundation of kitty corpses. Just to give you a clue about the tone of this episode: we kick things off by talking about Sandy Duncan's boobs and close out the episode by talki...

The crew of Warped is through another season of Star Trek and is ready to get their "relax" on! Our reward to ourselves is an indulgent dip into some Disney movie nostalgia. With his guard down, Philippe comes clean about his affection for cats. The magic is ruined for Erin when someone pays a social visit with their pet. Cobie Smulders gets put on blast, but has absolutely nothing to be concerned...

The crew throws a raucous celebration in honor of making it to the end of the second season of Star Trek. Things quickly take a turn for the feline as we voice our opinion about cat companions. Deep discussion about aggressive fish, sexy time, and even more Cars talk distracts us from our important assignment. We make an exciting decision about our next episodes, but we couldn't close out the seas...

This week on Warped, the abundance of motorcycle helmets makes us feel like we're watching CHiPs. We crack the mysteries of the Prime Directive and discuss the insidious Canadian influence on popular culture. In our newest recurring segment, Shawn honors the dead while Erin is distracted by Roman up-skirt camera shots. As always, we continue our ill-advised war against the Hollywood establishment....

Shawn is, at once, fascinated and confused by the TV show Legion, and there's no way he's alone in this. Even after all these years, Erin has no sympathy for Pierce Brosnan's character in Mrs. Doubtfire. We firmly establish ourselves as the Macaulay Culkin of podcasts. From H. G. Wells to Robert Heinlein, we finally have a thematically appropriate conversation about Science Fiction. Fortunately, w...

The Warped crew really doesn't feel like getting up and would like for someone to solve their bathroom needs with transporter technology. We channel some Swayze energy while chatting about Red Dawn, the Cars universe, and having one of the Top 12 Bristol Farms-related Comedy Podcast Rants of 2019. Our overall interest in the show can certainly dim when commenting on a plot like this, but if you me...