Waffles and Mates Talk About Things

It's the end of 2020 and the boys have gotten together to celebrate and interview some people at a party. Things go completely as expected. And then the episode ends. You know, I'm never sure what to write in these podcast descriptions. Apparently podcasting sites search for keywords? If so, New Years 2020, 2021, bestest podcast, good podcast, new zealand podcast, funny podcast, rebecca return my...

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This week no one dies. I think. Anyway, Waffles and Mario are commissioned to give us an important PSA on a dangerous, yet topical subject. One that has touched all of us in some way. A very important thingy majigy. Also, if you went into these notes to see the important PDF - HAHAHA LOSER GET REKT AIN'T NO PDF HERE WITH ALL THE NUMBERS U STUPID LOLOLOL 69 420 GET BLAZED ★ Support this podcast on...

This week Waffles dies. Are we gonna stop dying just to play other characters? No, we're not. Anyway, Waffles straight up eats it, so Mario goes on a legendary mission to acquire milk from the local dairy. Things take a dark turn and he is left wondering if he can survive on his budget of $6? Yeah, he can. Hell, I'm pretty sure he still has $2.50 left by the end. Chippies are pretty cheap in New Z...

This week Mario is dead or something who cares - anyway Waffles talks to an Officer from the High Commission and discovers a dark secret about the New Zealand Police system. Please note this is not a political episode and Waffles and Mario have made it clear this is not a commentary on anything related to anything. They do not condone substance abuse or violence against anyone. Okay, are they gone...

This week sees the most mind melting episode of the show yet. After a brief recap of the show so far, Waffles and Mario delve deep into a new adventure - exploring the idea of being human, exploring emotional storytelling and revealing what's next for the show. Hey, didn't I say this was the last episode like 2 descriptions ago? Hell, who will know. You have to read these to know. Muhahaha. ★ Supp...

EMERGENCY EPISODE - Some shit has gone down in Aotearoa this week. Waffles and Mario have had to come together to talk about the results of the bird of the year and discuss. This has been a serious injustice and will not stand if they can do anything about it. Alright, Waffles - now that everyone's left - how is She-Ra going? Have you finished it yet? I'm keen to do another movie night on Thursday...

Wow! A halloween episode that's released AFTER halloween? God you guys must SUCK. Yeah, we do. But anyway - here's a halloween episode!   Why are you still reading? Stop! Stop reading! Get out of here! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Whoa! Where have we been? Nevermind all that - where have you been? I mean Waffles and Mario finally recorded the hottest political debate of all time and just released it a week after the New Zealand elections! Don't worry, there's nothing that political in this episode so you ain't gonna be a offended. Unless I say: "Poopy face". Yeah. F*** you. Anyway I'm pretty sure this little podcast adventu...

This week Waffles and Mario have sex. Hot, steamy sex. Mmmmmm. Yummy wummy sex. Okay, now the squeamish people are gone - what's up with fun guy infections? Right? Like EW. PLANT GROWTH ON SKIN IS SICK BRO. Anyway, Waffles and Mario just talk this week. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week Waffles goes on a hero's journey to find the fabled "Chosen One" to repel the darkness. The catch is that it's in Christchurch and it's all improvised. Who is the Chosen One? Are they a dick? Listen to the episode and unfurl the tale of the Chosen One. Aight, now that that's done - sorry about the late upload. Sue me. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week Waffles and Mario watch the series finale of "Mafia Abbey" featuring the iconic, heroic and intensely serious character, Jimmy the Snitch. Listen as the plot wraps up and people get arrested. Okay, now that the plebs are gone - what's up with surfers and being blonde? Did you know surfing was originally a traditional Hawaii thing? Like legitimately the colonizers tried to remove the cult...

Waffles is ded i dunno somethin anyways mario gon talk to ther old techer about how to improvis good. yep how u doin? Okay, the grammernazis have gone - isn't it weird that you can conjure a voice in your head best on the way the words you're reading are written? Absolutely insane. Anyway, she's a bit nippy - I'm heading out. See you later! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week Timmy the intern makes his way through the enormous set that houses the productions for the podcast. As you would expect on our show, he is in danger the whole time and nothing is what it seems. RIGHT! That's the podcast description over. Yawwwwn I'm tired. Did you know green tea has caffine in it? Don't have any before bed. Hope you're doing good - kind regards, podcast description writ...

This week Mario has an excuse so Waffles hangs out with the demonic entity known as Steve. They explore what it means to be human and ultimately our place in the universe. Jk they kill a bunch of people lmao smh lololololololol1010101010 QUICK HERE https://drive.google.com/file/d/1swTgp_P-voMMIv-Sd7eLq3tXw2-ZxBuT/view?usp=sharing  JUST CHECK IT THE KEY IS10101lololol  ★ Support this podcast on Pat...

After featuring on Alex Williamns's fantastic podcast "People of Home", Waffles, Mario and Alex come together to discuss their experience during the podcast and how they felt it went. Go listen to "People of Home" at https://www.mechoradio.com/thepeopleofhome and follow Alex on Twitter: https://twitter.com/alexwilliamns Okay look, I know I usually write a special 4th wall breaking piece after the...

The greatest quiz show ever known to man is in a different podcast, so this episode features Waffles and Mario on a quiz show with multiple contestants. Okay look, I'm pretty tired while writing this. How you doing? You good? I'm a bit sleepy. Time to sleep. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome back to the regular WAMTAT Breakfast Radio Show! This show has always existed and continues to exist. Listen as the radio host slowly loses the will to live over just half an hour of his usual 8 hour shift. Okay, now that that's done - what do you think about the podcast vs radio debate? Is podcasting phasing out radio? I mean, podcasting can be listened to at any time you want but radio i...

Thanks to Brad from Fate of Isen for his throwaway comment on our Discord - this week Waffles and Mario commentate the 61st Annual Condiment Olympics! Hop on in and listen as they talk about the hits, the hots and the hats we all know and love from the very real Condiment Olympics. Oh, on a side note - I'm a new intern and I was told to paste the below link in the description? Anyway, I'm sure it'...

This week we have another classic episode of the Australian Soap Opera - Home and Away. Waffles and Mario do more fantastic whacky comedy with absolutely no political themes or messages at all. If you've never seen an episode OFSAHOANAKSJDGH THIS IS STEVE, THE SOUND GUY THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL! I'M IN HIDING IN AN EMBASSY AT THE MOMENT BUT THEY'RE STILL AFTER ME! IF YOU READ THIS, PLEASE HELP ME BY...

For this episode, Mario and Waffles decided to just record a local episode of the news. Come hear about salt mines, matches and 4th wall breaks. Wait, did I just write 4th wall breaks? I sure did. Weird how I can just talk to you like this. How are you? You good? You can talk to me if you're feeling down. Anyway talk to you later. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week Waffles and Mario are joined by special victim-errr-guest, Brad from Fate of Isen. Come listen as Waffles and Mario play a completely ordinary game of Dungeons and Dragons. Check out Fate of Isen: https://www.necropodicon.com/#/the-fate-of-isen/  NOTE: the audio is a bit off, so apologies for that - we're firing our sound guy. Wait, I'm their sound guy...Guys! I need help! If you're read...

This week Mario has left the podcast so Waffles remains to fend for himself and sustain an entire episode. Listen as Waffles sidetracks from playing D&D to explaining the tragic and cruel origin of this podcast. Waffles, this is me Mario - writing the comments. I'm sorry I up and left you to film the movie - you have to understand, it was the right move for my career. Anyway, I'll catch you in...

This week Waffles is gone for some convenient reason so Mario has taken it upon himself to open a phone line and chat to folks about their medical concerns. Hey, most people don't seem to read podcast descriptions - if you read this, you've done well. In fact, let us know on Twitter or Discord that you read this and we'll act like we have no idea what you're talking about. True story. ★ Support th...

Finally after a 3 year hiatus, Waffles and Mario have finally returned to discuss what's been happening for them and the changes that the world has experienced over that time. Also, an ad. If you were upset by these ads, feel free to rate the podcast 5 stars on iTunes and leave a positive review. We hate that. We hate positive reviews and 5 star ratings so much! That would really piss us off!  ★ S...