Waffles and Mates Talk About Things

This week Mario sits down with Fred Johnson, a running candidate for Prime Minister of New Zealand. This episode was recorded before lockdown was initiated in New Zealand, so please don't think that what we say is weird. Or do? It's up to you I guess. Talking about guesses, I know your name. That's right...Stan. If you're not Stan, please ignore this. If you are someone called Stan...then THE FUTU...

This week Waffles and Mario are talking about upcoming films for 2020, from A Quiet Place: Part II to Godzilla VS Kong. Please note that despite the professional manner of the hosts, nothing they say is in any way true. Well, except for the part where Waffles and Mario talk about their plans for world domination and how just by listening to this episode you are unknowingly helping them-what? Oh? N...

This week Waffles and Mario decided to read out some of the fantastic, relevant and detailed reviews left by our adoring fans. If you didn't hear your review in the episode, please try telling all your friends about us and then listen to the episode again. Please remember that nothing is more important to us, then for you tOTKHAASJDH 01001000 01000101 01001100 01010000 00100000 01010011 01010100 0...

Thanks to DisBeer N Distress over on Twitter, we're talking about a complex question: "Who saw a chicken shit an egg and thought; 'Ouu, that looks like a good breakfast food'". So join us as we perform the greatest sketch we've ever written for the show. Great, now that you're reading the full podcast description, I have a huge load of sparrow eggs I need to sell. Don't ask me where they came from...

Thanks to 'DisBeer N Distress' on Twitter, we're talking about whether hot dogs are a sandwich or not. To help us, we've interviewed a couple of professionals from the University of Sandwich Arts. Come listen to the definitive answer no one really needed. While we're on the subject, what's your favourite sandwich? This is my favourite sandwich - *nom nom nom*. Igh thiernk thaert Ir juerst aerte ar...

On request from Michele Gersich over on Twitter, this week we're talking about completely real New Zealand birds. From the Rapakiki to the Ford Rover, you won't be able to stop listening to the fabulous and unusual birds of Aotearoa. I am also OF MY OWN ACCORD SAYING THAT THE KIWI BIRD IS SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER BIRDS. GOD TOOK THE KIWI'S WINGS AWAY SO THAT IT COULD NOT FLY TO HEAVEN AND TAKE HIS PL...

We created an audiodrama in honour of Aotearoa's greatest export - Shortland Street. Listen in as we spin a tale of love and tragedy, fear and hope, and a Doctor who dies about 1/3rd into the episode. While we're on the subject, does anyone else feel like Shortland Street has gone downhill? I mean, they used to have really interesting themes and plots but now it just feels like "Oh no, so-and-so i...

Christchurch City has a hidden secret...the buses don't arrive on time. Waffles and Mario embark on a journey to discover the mysteries of the metro service. Talking about mysteries - you ever hear about the moon landing being fake? I mean, there are no stars in the photos and who held the camera when Neil Armstrong was "walking on the moon"? Oh? What? Sorry, I've just been advised I'm a fucking i...

We have a very special guest on this episode - Professor John Adams from the Church of Charles Darwin to talk about why Heterosexuality is unnatural. Subjects covered range from the nature of hetero couples to apologizing to a grieving partner. Talking about grieving partners - CLAIRE! ARE YOU OUT THERE? I'm STILL SINGLE AND WOULD HAPPILY GIVE OUR RELATIONSHIP ANOTHER TRY! JUST HIT ME UP ON TWITTE...

We decided to record a 30-second promo for the podcast and once we started recording, decided to make all the attempts the first episode. All the takes are raw and in their glorious flawed form. It also pays to note thatisaibesafrj THIS IS THEIR SOUND GUY! I'm from the future - episode 14! This is the only way I could think to save myself - sending this message back in time! Please come and save m...

This is an attempt at explaining who and what we are doing in the show. Emphasis on "attempt". Come see what all the fuss could potentially be about. Also, check out these podcast description spaces! I can write what ever I want - who's gonna check? You? I dare you to call us out on putting useless material into the description space. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★