Waffles and Mates Talk About Things

This week we're back with another episode the epic quest of Waffles and Mario as they attempt to save Christchurch from hordes of evil rats. Come listen to their heroic deeds such as sacrificing civilians to rats, vandalizing cars and killing one rat that was just minding its own business, geez. Will the boys meet their match? Will they succumb to defeat? Who knows! I don't, I just get paid to wri...

With longest title for an episode yet, this week sees Waffles and Mario joined by the LEGENDARY BRAD FROM FATE OF ISEN! Brad has invented a new game system called "D12 Go" and Waffles and Mario are lucky enough to be among the first people to trial it. Come listen to an epic adventure of woe, mystery and highly insecure people. Go check out Brad at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of...

This week sees Waffles going on strike for some reason, leaving Mario to interview their guest on a new little thing called "pretentitation". John Smith is giving one of his award winning (citation needed) masterclasses so that you, dear listener, may learn the secrets of "being someone who you are not". Additionally, any comments directed toward us that claim that "this is just acting" or "wtf th...

BREAKING NEWS: Ōtautahi Christchurch has lost its official wizard, leaving the city defenseless against the hordes of evil approaching from all angles. Come listen as the boys interview for a new wizard and restore a valiant defender to their so-so city. Will it be them? Will it be you? Come find out who may or may not be the new official wizard of the land in this heart-stopping episode... ★ Supp...

This week in improvised comedy sees Mario going on a highway to hell to rescue his co-host Waffles. Along the way he must pass through each circle of hell and face the challenges therein. Will Mario rescue Waffles? Will Waffles be forced to stay at the bottom of hell for all eternity? You'll have to tune in to find out. 'Tis the spooky season! Here's a scary story just for you...'Twas yesterday ev...

This week's episode is brought to you by Zerapidol...the medicine that does...something. This special episode is all about grief, tragedy and the importance of adopting kittens. If your week has been going too well and you have too much dopamine in your system, plug your headphones in and weep bitterly as the boys from WAMTAT spin a sad tale of woe. Also don't forget to vote for us in the Listener...

This week there is no improvised comedy to be found as a very non-threatening guest from a [REDACTED] background has found his way onto the show. Mario interviews them about their past, the career so far and their current plans with [REDACTED]. Come listen to all things fashion with Mario, Joe Bloggs and the New Zealand police force. [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED...

Guess who just got nominated for a comedy award?! If you guess us - who would have thought! Us? Award winning? Surely the Time Variance Authority are gonna be busting us for this one. To celebrate the nomination, Waffles and Mario have prepared speeches in the event of either winning or losing. Also quick note this episode was recorded in a car, so it may sound weird. We did what we could, but hey...

This is a special episode where the curtain drops and we're talking about upcoming plans for the podcast! This isn't really an episode, more just a catch up special - feel free to get in touch with us to let us know what you think of the upcoming changes. If you have no thoughts on the upcoming changes then don't get in touch. Anyway, have a good day! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Why hello there, you improv comedy fans! We're back after a long hiatus with a new episode to celebrate the Aotearoa 2021 lockdown! After many months of travelling the world, not following quarantine procedures and sneezing at people, Waffles and Mario returned to Aotearoa just in time for a snap lockdown. This episode covers what they missed about the days before lockdown and talk to some local f...

This week Waffles and Mario have a very real lawyer in the studio and I really can't be bothered writing a proper bio so I'm just going to mash the keys. ajsdskajd spkjdef 'pdkjsf ;lkjzdsfg 'oljpzdsfg ;jwsazer\"OL wsa\l;jawer "|{Kwers fjo[lkwesad f"NLKSDF l;kbhjsDFb;kj fl;wel EAhl;kE:PFN 'nl;ksderf 'nlksdf 'nl; SDEF l'nkwserGFWHESRGF WSNKJFWS ER;K 'L  WRG'LFJ WES\ROGF WRg|{ WRJGWERTF piol:kj WEFWS...

Who would have thought that this week Waffles and Mario would be talking to multiple political parties in Other Zealand! Well, we did - because we did. Hm. Anyway, if you ever wanted to know what your options are this year for very real political comedy debates, this is it! In other news, you wondering what "Other Zealand" is - don't worry about it! It wasn't an attempt at a new name for a podcast...

This week on Waffles and Mario Talk About Things, we're talking about how to make a podcast! All the tips and tricks required to get a show on the road. NOTE: This is actually an old episode we made last year but due to international events we decided to pull it. A year on, we sure hope it's a good time to re-release this episode! That's what you get for not recording an episode for the last 2 wee...

This week sees the next episode of Crime Abbley and the return of the complicated character Jimmy the Snitch. Jimmy has found himself in prison and must work his way through the society of prison if he ever wants to see the outside world again. Also, this episode has the most swears of any episode yet because swearing is sometimes funny. Sometimes it isn't. F***. I like putting asterisks in instea...

Wowee! If you've just come here from Chapter 6 Episode 5 of Fate of Isen, then you're just in time to hear a canon or non-canonical episode (depending on Brad, from Fate of Isen). Have I mentioned this is a sorta crossover with Fate of Isen? Anyway, if you haven't already subscribe to Fate of Isen wherever you get podcasts from and listen to Episode 5 of Chapter 6 to get the context for this episo...

Wowee! It's April Fools and this week you get 4 minutes and 30 seconds of straight static noise! Isn't that great! On another note, please just remember I am not a DJ or a musician. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week sees Mario going on an interdimensional adventure with a chef to collect unusual ingredients and make unique dishes. Also death. Waffles dead. Chef dead. Camera man dead. Improvised comedy will always take you to fantastic and unusual places. Hey, are you cooking something? I can smell something in the kitchen, it smells good! Is that rosemary? No? It's just cereal? Yeah apparently my se...

Sorry about no episode last week! Anyway this week Waffles and Mario are counting down their favourite hidden movie details in movies with details. Beware spoilers for Avengers Infinity War, Endgame, Titanic, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Then again, if you haven't seen the film yet you probably can't tell when we're messing with you. Talking about films, anything good come out lately?...

This week sees the boys listening to a news excerpt from the world renowned "BBBC" news on "The Man Who Cannot Say No". Come listen as the interviewer Pierre goes on a pretty weird journey into witchcraft, wizardry and plain just beating the shit outta some people. No bonus joke this week sorry I have a migraine and I spend too long sitting down every day. How you doing? You good? Cool cool cool.....

This week sees another dead co-host and Mario going on an adventure to get his shoes repaired. He befriends no one and makes plenty of enemies along away. This episode also touches on important political topics like bartering, breaking the 4th wall and if enslaving rich billionaires is problematic in any way. Come listen as Mario goes on a messy, improvised adventure to get some new shoes. If you...

This week Waffles and Mario talk about true crime...the story of Andrew Lee Johnson - an innocent man or a cunning rogue? Come listen as they examine the case in detail to try and put to rest the mystery of what happened on that fateful day. Did Andrew step on a flower? Did he buy a lot of bread? Nothing is clear, except for one thing: This is satire. Please don't sue us, we're really not worth it...

This week no one was expecting a part 2 to the previous episode. Hell, even we weren't expecting a part 2 and yet here we are. So come on down and listen as Waffles goes on a trip through time. Ever wanted to go on a trip through time yourself? Maybe you'd like to revisit some old memories! How about that one memory where you went to South America and started a coup against the government using gu...

This week Waffles and Mario rob a bank for the sheer experience. Come listen as they talk to the various hostages and tellers that make robberies like this possible. Also, friendly disclaimer; crimes are illegal. Don't do them. I'm not going down because you thought our improvised bullshit was somehow coercing you into performing a criminal act. The fact that these kind of disclaimers have to exis...

This week is another regular episode of Waffles and Mario's ongoing indie film review series. Mario is fine. He is absolutely the person he says he is. I would know. I am he. Anyway, come join in to an episode as Waffles and "Mario" unpack the 1970 film "Dog Is God Spelt Backwards". Imagine if more films did that. "Decaf Is Faced Spelt Backwards". "Stab Is Bats Spelt Backwards". Huh, apparently it...

It's the New Year, Waffles and Mario are going on a camping trip in the woods! This special episode features a guitar and no one that can play more than 2 chords on it. Hop on in and listen to the tales of joy, nature and the scary powers of a camping license. Can you see a reason not to? Not a rhetorical question, looking for tips. Thanks. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★