Waffles and Mates Talk About Things

This week Waffles sits down with researcher Blavid Blattenbourgh to discus all things advertisements. @Waffles_Mario (Twitter) @Waffles_Mates (instagram) (Patreon) https://patreon.com/user?u=3344754&utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Waffles goes back and reviews all the past winners of New Zealand's prestigious Bird of the year awards.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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This week we take you back to where it all began. Find out how Waffles became the master optometrist that he has always been as we learn how to improve eyes.

Did you know that Christchurch city libraries cut their late fees? Well you do now. Join us as we talk Pineapples, car insurance, headlice and much much more on this very R rated episode of WAMTAT. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

For the season finale of WAMTAT Waffles is exported off to a fantastical land where he discusses employment contracts and union negotiations.             Thanks for listening, Y'all are the real heroes.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week we invite Michael MoreBS to come on the show and talk about his new movie.             Also check out the indie film review podcast for more great content               If anyone knows how to clean up a truly horrendous amount of blood please be in contact.   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Planking!!!!! this week the boys jump on the latest internet craze and plank all over the studio.                         We apologize to the people of Hornby, we didn't intend on accidentally setting the hardware store on fire. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Warning!!!!!! this episode is Not Safe For Work (you have been warned) Listen in this week as the lads clear their backlog and make some business phone calls. Mario calls his parents and Waffles orders pizza. We are pleased to announce this week we are joined by Wifey from Chicken Mind Nuggets, she'll be playing the prestigious roll of Dentist secretary    ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week the boys have paid to cruise the skies. Sail through the clouds and meet the interesting people traveling with the boys, we might even solve a mystery or two while we're up there.               OK so Waffles fell off, does anyone know where I can find a spare Waffles at 10,000 ft up? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

In this Episode Waffles and Mario hit the road and visit the local Zoo. They see a variety of animals and meet some wacky characters.               Ok, real talk, does anyone want to buy a deaf giraffe, we know a guy, should make great dog food, hit us up and we'll hook you up (offer subject to availability*)             *Giraffe maybe fictional   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week we find out what wacky adventures Waffles gets up to when he's left alone with nothing but a microphone and a box.                                                         Wir möchten uns bei all unseren deutschen Zuhörern entschuldigen, wir wissen, dass es viele von euch gibt, für das sehr schlecht übersetzte Deutsch in dieser Folge. Wir hier bei WAMTAT lieben die Deutschen und würden ni...

Jim the news guy here reporting live from the set of "Train murder" the latest block buster starring Detective Detective as himself. Join the conversation as we go on a journey of discovery while we ask the age old question "is that a train or is it the news?"                                     Ok, real talk, has anyone else noticed Mario's obsession with pipes and princesses? I'm starting to wor...

This week Waffles looks back on his childhood and reminisces about milking Emu, and nothing else, only listen to the Emu milk section everything else is filthy lies.  Aotearoa New Zealand is totally a real country, we have a flag and everything.  I'm not a paid actor, where did you get that crazy notion from? Now excuse me as I throw another shrimp on the barbie, I mean drink a fosters, I mean sha...

To my lawyer reading this, this episode is PARODY, please don't sue, none of the views expressed are serious. This is a silly little comedy podcast.     This week Waffles interviews his friend in the misinformation business Balex Bones.              Oh god he escaped .... help .... he's tearing the building apart ... send help ... what does he have against shirts ... HELP ... he's making me drink...

This Week we continue our series on love advice with host Cupid.                  Oh dear gods I'm so lonely, Athena won't talk to me, Aphrodite's won't talk to me, and Artemis keeps trying to hunt me for sport ...     oh no, she's found me           enjoy the episode          fjhljrn;wujLBUKHT;O   ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The fine folks at WAMTAT would like to thank you for sticking with us these last nineteen thousand years. To celebrate the reaching 1,000,000 episodes the lads look back at the last 999,999 episodes and reminisce about their favorite parts.               O.K. so this strange audio file was emailed to me this morning from "the future" and threatened to "turn me and my family into cheap pork sausage...

This week on WAMTAT we present The Bachelor, the true kiwi edition. Come listen as bachelor Chad Chadlington chooses a woman with which to marry. Will it be Candy? Or Cinnamon? Or Waffles? I don't remember. So come and listen, take your bets and see who becomes New Zealand's Next Top Bachelor: Survival Island. NOTICE: No one was harmed in the making of this episode. Though numerous characters live...

Hello there my friends! It's 2022 and we have found ourselves a new episode as Mario goes and audits a hard working fellow who operates a [REDACTED DUE TO COURT PROCESS] business. Scam. Scam was the redacted word. Come listen and hopefully laugh as the inner workings of the financial system. 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 🠋 This is the joke. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ho ho ho! Merry holidays and happy new day! This week on Waffles and Mario Talk About Things comes an episode based in the North Pole and North America. Come see as Waffles attempts to reason with Santa Claus and learn the dos and don'ts of the Christmas story.   Merry Christmas and many happy returns to you all. This is the joke. The year was the joke. Good bye. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon...

Rats! Rats and people! Come listen to the finale to the series that spawned an entire Marvel franchise (please don't fact check us). Don't forget to check out Brad Zimmer at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of Isen" (@fateofisen) wherever you get podcasts from.   Thanks for reading this, no joke this week. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week we're back with another episode the epic quest of Waffles and Mario as they attempt to save Christchurch from hordes of evil rats. Come listen to their heroic deeds such as befriending rats, befriending strangers and then killing those friendly strangers with friendly rats. Will the boys meet their match? Will they succumb to defeat? Who knows! I don't, I just get paid to write these stu...

This week Mario is dead and instead of attending his funeral, Waffles continues the show with special guests Lucy and Tom from the fantastic podcast Season Quest. Come listen and question as they actually talk about things, like haunted houses, Mario Party, getting drunk and doing coke with hookers before blacking out and so much more fun things! Many thanks to Lucy and Tom for appearing on the sh...