Virgo Season

We barely survived a heat wave, a hologram, and a Facebook group full of accidentally colonized racists. We survived a heat wave, a hologram, and a Facebook group full of accidentally colonized racists. Ryan spent half the episode sweating. Somebody get us some water. This week Joyhdae and Ryan are melting through the hottest week of the summer and somehow that’s the least unhinged part of the epi...

Recording at the butt ass of midnight. Ryan's catching a flight in a few hours. Joyhdae's on Cutwater. And somehow this is one of the most substantive episodes we've done. We covered a LOT. A sister who bit the hand that was funding her honeymoon and got exactly what she deserved. YG dropped a six-minute song called "Tiffany" that split the internet clean in half -- and we ac...

Cutwater got Joyhdae sweating, the Knicks are world champions, and somehow we still found time to argue about bathroom etiquette, JAŸ-Z’s vinyl, and a $200k check that bounced. Welcome to the most New York episode we have ever recorded. Somewhere between chaos and clarity, that is where Virgo Season lives. ⸻ Segment Breakdown Am I the Asshole? This one had Joyhdae picking a side fast and she is no...

We called it. Before tip off, before Game 5, before any of it. Joyhdae opened this episode with a freestyle. A prediction. "Knicks and what? Five." Ryan closed the whole thing out with a dad joke about the same exact thing. And now we have to sit here knowing we were right the entire time. This was a pure vibes episode. No research. No prep. Just wine, a Caribbean This or That that almos...

A mother-in-law turned the honeymoon into a crime scene. The Knicks are going to the Finals. And Kevin Hart decided to die on the hill of Tony Hinchcliffe. This episode had no chill from the jump. This week’s AITA has a title that’ll stop you mid-scroll — and the full story is even wilder. Ray J stepped into an MMA cage allegedly weeks after a heart scare, got knocked out in round two, and somehow...

Gemini season is upon us and we came to collect. This episode is giving cult psychology, fake rich energy, political corruption, a sad 12-year-old’s album, and Euphoria dragging itself across the finish line. The Knicks are up 2-0 in the Eastern Conference Finals and Ryan is already calling in sick to work for the parade. This week: a man refused to take custody of his brother’s kids after he pass...

Y’all had a LOT to say about last week’s episode. So much that we had to open with the receipts. Ryan is still standing by his take. The comment section is still unhinged. And somehow in the middle of all of that, we ended up talking about a Dominican village where one in every 90 children is born appearing female… and grows a penis at puberty. Make it make sense. This week we got into all of it —...

WHERE THE HELL IS NANCY GUTHRIE? A new virus is on a boat no country will let dock, Love & Hip Hop got a funeral date, and Spirit Airlines is trying to come back as a co-op. We were recording while the Knicks were in the playoffs. We are not okay. The Met Gala gave us Blue Ivy being thirteen going on untouchable, Jeff Bezos paying $10 million to look like a Macy’s clearance rack, and Tyla appr...

Let’s just say the country is doing a lot right now. And so are we. Trump wants his face on your passport. The Supreme Court just gutted the Voting Rights Act. Klay Thompson love-bombed Megan Thee Stallion with a boat named the SS Stallion, a Bentley, and a house — and then cheated on her. And somehow the White House Correspondents’ Dinner turned into a whole thing. Ryan bought a new car the same...

Recording late because Joyhdae had an adult play date. That’s really the only context you need. This week: a 6-year-old with a grudge and a guest list, Caitlyn Jenner finally feeling the consequences of her own vote, Kev on Stage telling Cam Newton he chooses love — and somehow that was the most controversial thing anyone said all week. Plus Rihanna’s baby girl Rocki, Drake vs. Kendrick part two i...

Look. We had topics. We chose chaos instead. And honestly? Yes. This is the episode where we decided the world was a shit show, the news was too much, and we were just gonna see what happened. What happened was: an AITA about a girlfriend who thinks she’s already a stepmother to twins she didn’t carry, a man approached Joyhdae at a work event with very large plans and very questionable energy (Nob...

Y’all, we have questions. About Trick Daddy. About Gemma. About the back of the earth. About all of it. This week we opened with AAVE expanding its lexicon (you the birthday — Ryan had NO idea), got into the looks maxing rabbit hole and why men doing things for the male gaze is a conversation that absolutely needs to be had, and then things escalated. Fast. The AITA segment goes three for three —...

Ryan opens out of pocket—it’s a mess, and it’s a great time.  Chili’s FEC records hit the internet and her defense was “I didn’t read the fine print” — from the woman who didn’t read the Pebbles contract. Brandy dropped her memoir, put Wanya Morris’ name in it, and the conversation about fast girls, who failed them, and where the real accountability lies goes somewhere real. Kristi Noem’s husband...

Ryan and Joyhdae reunite after a solo bonus episode, joking about Ryan’s unhinged moments and setting the week’s topics. They react to an “Am I the Asshole?” story where a man’s restaurant proposal ring is mistakenly delivered to another table. They discuss viral footage of 41-year-old Tommy Lee with Beyoncé’s 21-year-old nephew, Julez, criticizing the age gap and warning about consequences. They...

With Joyhdae away on the West Coast, Ryan delivers a solo Virgo Season episode, mourning and honoring Kiki Shepard’s legacy on Showtime at the Apollo and shouting out "Once-In-A-While" Virgo co-host Asia Golden. Ryan reacts to Shyne discussing  his and Ma$e's alleged overlap dating of Brandy, calling the public barbershop-style talk and Ray J’s response weird. He comments on rumors t...

Four years in and we showed up. Barely rested, fully unfiltered, and apparently Joyhdae has officially broken up with ChatGPT for Claude. This episode had a week that did not miss. Egypt Criss got knocked out in round two by an Olympic gold medalist — and the chaos that followed was more entertaining than the fight itself. Rihanna’s house got shot at by a woman who drove cross-country in a white T...

Ryan showed up running on fumes. Joyhdae’s dishwasher is broken. And somehow this became one of the most honest conversations about brains, the internet lying to you, and the world doing entirely too much. We got to the topics. Eventually. This week: the internet convinced itself Jim Carrey was replaced. The US and Israel did something that has the entire Middle East on alert and Ryan wants everyo...

Joyhdae and Ryan are back with one of their most layered episodes yet — and they’re not letting 2026 slide. This week the conversation goes deep on the BAFTA incident that had everyone talking: a man with Tourette syndrome shouted a racial slur at Michael B. Jordan and Delroy Lindo live on air — and the BBC chose not to edit it out. Joyhdae and Ryan unpack the tension between disability, racial ha...

Hey Framily! Welcome back to Virgo Season — where pop culture gets processed properly and personal decisions get respectfully interrogated. This week? Absolute chaos. Bad Bunny turned the Super Bowl into a cultural moment, a political statement, and a full Spanish-language flex — and somehow people are shocked that a Puerto Rican artist spoke Spanish. Benito said what he said, waved every flag, an...

The groundhog predicted six more weeks of winter… then died. Billionaires are being exposed in real time. And people think making it out means you owe your entire family forever. Joyhdae and Ryan break down the chaos — from Grammy history-making wins and Epstein file fallout to family entitlement, missing persons, and the internet’s favorite delusions — with zero coddling and maximum honesty. This...

Hey Virgo fam! Welcome back to Virgo Season Show — where pop culture, politics, and real life collide somewhere between chaos and clarity. This week, Joyhdae & Ryan start on a reflective note honoring community care and legacy, before spiraling (naturally) into timeline jumps, snowpocalypse survival stories, and the absolute state of America right now. From wild group-chat level drama to celeb...

Hey framily! We kinda stepped away for a minute. Ryan was living his best life, and somehow everything fell apart while we were gone. Coincidence? We think not. In this episode of Virgo Season, Joyhdae and Ryan reunite after a much-needed break and immediately dive headfirst into mess, madness, and moments that’ll have you yelling “ABSOLUTELY NOT” at your phone. From a viral social media story abo...

Hey fam! Welcome back to Virgo Season Show — and yes, this is our last episode of the year. We’re closing things out with laughs, nonsense, hot takes, and the kind of conversations that start at the dinner table and somehow turn into a full debate before dessert. This episode is intentionally light, because the world has been doing the absolute most. So instead of doom-scrolling out loud, we’re gi...

Joyhdae says she’s finally ready… and Ryan immediately needs to know: “Ready for what, exactly?” That’s how today’s episode kicks off — with declarations, confusion, and a little Virgo-level side-eye as the duo digs into dating apps, algorithm training, and why Hinge keeps serving Joyhdae matches that feel like personal attacks. From there, things escalate quickly (as they always do). We go from 2...