Virgo Season

Hey Virgo fam! We’re back with another beautifully chaotic episode — and whew, this one goes from Spike Lee slander to vampire logic, turtles drinking through their butts, fetish deep dives, wild Thanksgiving tech issues, and a 27-part romance scam saga that had us screaming STAND UP! Ryan and Joyhdae kick things off with an unhinged spiral about vampire anatomy (yes, garlic discourse happens), be...

This week’s episode jumps straight into the deep end — no warmup, no easing in, just immediate chaos. We’re talking secrets, confrontations, and one situation that had both of us staring at each other like, “oh… this is messy.” Relationships, family, loyalty — all of it gets questioned right from the top.   From there, we move into the celebrity circus the internet handed us this week. Burna Boy w...

This week’s episode does not ease you in — we’re starting with chaos and staying there. First up: a pronunciation rant that spirals into West Indian childhood trauma, New York identity politics, and the eternal fight between what the word is and what your auntie insists on calling it. From there, we step into the mess America served us this week. The newly released Epstein files dropped like a 23,...

Some things discussed in this episode… should’ve stayed in the group chat. But listen — when Joyhdae opens with a “fun fact” about butt plugs and the afterlife, you already know it’s gonna be a ride. This week, Virgo Season dives headfirst into the chaos — from one Reddit couple’s very wet vacation drama, to the Democrats quietly racking up wins, and Nicki Minaj proudly claiming her MAGA era. Eric...

Some things discussed in this episode… are not exactly what they seem. But listen — when you hit record during spooky season, you gotta expect a few plot twists. This week Joyhdae and Ryan are back catching up on everything we missed — from a mysterious daylight robbery, to pastors counting pockets, extra moons, escaped monkeys, and one too many conspiracy theories that might actually make sense....

This week starts with a riddle and spirals into pure Virgo chaos — because of course it does. Joyhdae and Ryan are back with their weekly dose of therapy, foolishness, and pop culture nobody asked for but everybody needs. From Mitch McConnell’s rebellious legs to Kim K selling literal coochie wigs, the world has clearly lost the plot — and we’re just here with front-row seats and snacks. Also… we...

Fall came in colder than an ex’s heart, and Ryan and Joyhdae are officially over it. This week’s episode starts with the great seasonal betrayal—one minute it’s 80 degrees, the next you’re waking up to 43 and questioning your life choices. From there, it’s all downhill—or uphill, depending on how you feel about government shutdowns, Dolly Parton confusion, and Kamala Harris finally saying what we’...

J.Lo’s delusion has entered the chat, and Joyhdae is heated. From celebrity delusion to government confusion, Ryan and Joyhdae are back doing what they do best — dragging, debating, and dissecting the week’s wildest moments with that Virgo precision. This week, the duo dives headfirst into: -Queen behavior gone wrong — when being that girl turns into full-blown delusion. -Bad Bunny taking over the...

Craig might be banned from the show, Ryan just turned 40 in Jamaica, and Joyhdae is side-eyeing adulthood’s scam fees. But let’s be real — the internet only wants to talk about Cardi B’s baby bump reveal… and yes, we’ve got thoughts. This week on Virgo Season Show, we get into: Cardi’s surprise pregnancy announcement, Nick Cannon admitting what we already knew, Jimmy Kimmel vs. Disney drama, the r...

Welcome back to Virgo Season! Joyhdae and Ryan are back with an unhinged episode that proves why Virgo energy is unmatched. From cult confessions to Cardi B courtroom chaos, this week is packed with laughs, hot takes, and just enough ghetto fabulousness to keep you locked in. Virgo Season & Birthday Shenanigans Ryan is celebrating turning 40 with tattoos, San Francisco adventures, and WNBA gam...

It’s Virgo Season, baby! Chris Brown’s mic is OFF, Eric Adams is hiding cash in a bag of chips, Drake is losing lawsuits (and the culture), and somehow SeaWorld is throwing a 2000s hip-hop concert?! Welcome to the chaos. In this episode of the Virgo Season Show, Joyhdae and Ryan dive into: The official start of Virgo Season and why the vibes feel different. Ryan’s brutally honest review of Chris B...

Mercury’s back in retrograde and chaos is in full swing — Joyhdae’s missing her favorite AirPods, Ryan’s fed up with kids rocking hoodies in 100-degree weather, and somehow we end up in a story about him going into strangers’ homes for chocolate. Only on Virgo Season could this happen. In this episode, we unpack the backlash over Sydney Sweeney’s “great genes” American Eagle ad, the messy optics o...

Is America okay? (We already know the answer, but let’s talk about it anyway.) This week on the Virgo Season Show, Ryan is living his best “dad at the waterpark” life, Joyhdae is fighting Mercury in microbraids, and we’ve got a Labubu named Bijoux making a chaotic cameo—no, it’s NOT a cat, and yes, Ryan is still traumatized. But let’s get messy: Trump’s health is falling apart faster than the valu...

Welcome back to Virgo Season! Ryan and Joyhdae are here—thoroughly unhinged and barely holding it together, per usual. From R&B trivia showdowns to pop culture chaos, this episode has range, baby. [The Jim Jones Ancestry Debate + Poolside Thighs & Meditation Workouts] Joyhdae insists Jim Jones is Guyanese, Ryan brings Google receipts, and chaos ensues. Meanwhile, she’s been outside—legs ou...

What happens when your laptop dies, your godkid might not be your best friend’s, and Beyoncé plays in your face… all in the same week? You get this chaotic, hilarious, and painfully relatable episode of Virgo Season. This week’s episode is pure chaos, in the best way. Joyhdae’s laptop said “nah,” Ryan’s tech is doing Olympic-level acrobatics, and somehow that sets the vibe for the rollercoaster of...

It’s chaos, it’s comedy, and it’s classic Virgo Season energy. From tech fails to Friday the 13th vibes, Ryan and Joyhdae kick off this episode with pure ghetto brilliance—and it only gets wilder from there. Is Mercury in micro braids? Possibly. Did the gym lie to Ryan? Definitely. And Joyhdae’s mirror might be part of a conspiracy too. We’re unpacking everything from Krispy Kreme hacks to summer...

We’re back, and the mess is premium. This week on Virgo Season, Joyhdae returns from her 20th college reunion with stories, shoutouts, and renewed black excellence, while Ryan’s trying not to spiral over parenting, heat waves, and a kickball loss. (Character-building, OK?) But whew… the real heat? Brian McKnight’s PR tour of damnation. We talk about his latest heartless stunt, the disrespect to hi...

Welcome back to Virgo Season—where the pop culture is unhinged, the takes are unsolicited, and the Beyoncé praise is non-negotiable. This week, Joyhdae and Ryan are still recovering from Cowboy Carter at MetLife. It was cold. It was chaotic. It was everything. Rumi Carter tipped her little hat and said, “Blue, scoot over—I’m the moment now.” Meanwhile, Joyhdae had to sprint through a stadium to se...

It’s May, but Joyhdae and Ryan are dressed like it’s January—and blaming Trump (kind of). This week, the Virgo Season Show delivers another hilarious and chaotic episode where nothing stays on track, and everything is fair game. We’re talking unexpected weather shifts, concert outfit emergencies, and why Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter Tour has fans rethinking their entire wardrobe strategy. Joyhdae comes...

This one? Yeah… it’s different. Petty levels are peaking. The ancestors are active. Somebody got stabbed. Somebody got humbled. Somebody got arrested. And we’re not even halfway through the chaos. Pack light, but bring your opinions. Virgo Season: where the mess is premium, the commentary is reckless, and your fave probably won’t like it. #VirgoSeasonPodcast  ---- We want to hear from you:  ...thi...

Something’s in the air—New York is losing its mind, Ryan’s on one, and Joyhdae’s got questions for the heavens. In this episode, things go left immediately as Ryan revels in the Knicks’ playoff wins while Joyhdae braces for the chaos of a New York championship parade. We celebrate Virgo dominance—from the Pope to the Met Gala to the captain of the Knicks—while unpacking why Virgo season feels eter...

On this episode of Virgo Season, things get unhinged fast. Joyhdae might be magical, Ryan is fighting for his life against spring pollen, and somehow we land in a full-blown debate about whether 100 men could really defeat a silverback gorilla. (Spoiler: absolutely not.) We dive into the cultural phenomenon that is Sinners, Ryan Coogler’s new horror film starring Michael B. Jordan in a dual role....

This week on Virgo Season, we kick things off questioning the current state of music, ask why J.Lo keeps trying those high notes, and somehow end up deciding whether $100 from a public toilet is worth the risk. From hilarious “This or That” debates to Joyhdae explaining why she’s fully ready to abandon Earth if given the chance, things quickly spiral—but in the best way. We break down Pope Francis...

Things got weirdly cosmic this week—Joyhdae’s ex (allegedly Michael B. Jordan) is back spinning the block in grills she bought, while Ryan’s having an existential crisis about Legos and Virgo logic. And that’s just the intro. We break down the very serious all-women celebrity space flight that somehow accomplished nothing but soft glam, awkward press quotes, and Auntie Gayle’s wig fighting for its...

Ryan kicks off the episode with a wild and unexpected tribute that completely derails Joyhdae’s intro—and it only goes up from there. The mics are hot, the jokes are flying, and Virgo Season is back in full effect. Joyhdae returns to the mic and wastes no time reminding everyone why her pen is legendary, freestyling on the spot and catching Ryan completely off guard. From politics to parenting to...