Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth

What's up chavs and lasses? A very special episode of GamE MagZ takes us across the Atlantic to the foreign and exotic United Kingdom! Misandry (@misandrycannon) joins us once again to torture Alton with the most depraved and bigoted Nintendo content available pre-Internet. N-Force #4 breaks all of our brains but not half as much as a new regular segment introducted by Alton. Check it! A podcast t...

Check it out at: https://www.patreon.com/posts/videogames-are-2-29353456 Thank you to the VGATWTOE announcer, Conqy. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-...

It's a new episode of da pod, so get ready to envision another horrific mutated gamer in your mind's eye. The most beloved guest in VGATWTOE lore has returned! Dawnya (@xo_pinkishheart), fantastic artist and caretaker of the Shitty Gamer Takes account, joins us to scold the gremlins and goofuses that plague our hobby and/or addiction. Reese recounts the thrilling conclusion to the bad neighbor sag...

Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-magz-2-hell-28475553 A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to...

Gaze upon the podcast, ye mortals, and despair! Reese has tricked Alton into doing another movie episode and, this time, we're have a big ol' weird discussion about MANDY. Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns triumphantly to break down the mood and metal of the new classic starring Nic Cage. We dig into nature and purpose of the film's magical realism, marvel at the gargantuan dipshittery of Jeremia...

Gaze upon the podcast, ye mortals, and despair! Reese has tricked Alton into doing another movie episode and, this time, we're have a big ol' weird discussion about MANDY. Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns triumphantly to break down the mood and metal of the new classic starring Nic Cage. We dig into nature and purpose of the film's magical realism, marvel at the gargantuan dipshittery of Jeremia...

Esteemed guest David Cribb (@colestia3) returns to the pod to regale the vile goofuses Reese and ALTON with information about his new game! David fills us in on all the details of ‘A Bewitching Revolution’, a game set in a dystopian alternate reality where capitalism is exactly the same except now there’s a badass socialist Witch working to destroy the system through solidarity and education. Harr...

We have heard your cries for podcast, o constant listener, and answer in our benevolence. Unrivalled internet gothsloth, Casey Explosion (@CaseyExplosion), joins the cackling duo to take a deep look into the labor issues surrounding game development and propose a few solutions--if you don't want spoilers, avoid reading the title of the episode. We also marvel as Alton guides us through SonicFox's...

UNLOCKED FOR ALL TO HEAR! Welcome to a brand new VGATWTOE offshoot where for once we stop ruthlessly demolishing reactionary chud gamers and actually talk about what games we've been playing and enjoying. Sickening, I know, but we both basically wanted an excuse to talk about divinity original sin and how amazing it is so we'll overlook this off-brand optimism. Topics covered: Nuclear take about a...

Gather together, podcast elite, and let us tell you a tale of the king of hobgoblin gamers: the billionaire Notch. The master of twitter, August (@DxGGEAUX), honors us with his presence as we declare war on the human buttered-popcorn-jellybean that created Minecraft. As we do battle, Alton struggles with all his might not to say the magic word and Reese must think quickly or he may be owned becaus...

From the darkest depths of the most fucked up swamps comes another boiling hot episode of VGATWTOE. The Twin Matts (@M_Nerdskull and @BrianneandMatt) join us to allege some sourceless claims based on Bobby Kotick's libertarian beliefs. We dig into the depraved chugging of money that is the Blizzard/Activation layoff, revisit the cyberpunk discussion from an earlier episode and try to inject as muc...

Original premium content--do not steal! Reese and Alton rope Misandry (@MisandryCannon) into a new bit where the goof crew leafs through ancient video game magazines to see what garmin' was like before the SJWs took hold. We talk radical fonts, revolutionary page design, and peer into the brief window when people took the 3DO seriously. It truly is a premium experience. For the full experience, fo...

Grease up the goose and get ready as a new VGATWTOE dawns. Honored guests, Terry Bolvanga and Victor, swing by to compare business cards and gossip about Paul Allen. We introduce a new feature that's literally just Reese talking about his ogre neighbor. Afterwards, the big brains go to town on the latest depraved hijinx of the mysterious magician, Randy Pitchford. Later on, we unwind by taking eas...

Podcast, thy name is Brain Breaker. Internet maven Brianne (@BriAggressive) and her boyfriend that lives in Canada, Matt (@BrianneandMatt), dare enter the skull crushing arena of gamer discourse for the amusement of our listeners. Alton breaks first when he learns the true name of the Pork Devil as we discuss GOG yet again. Reese crumbles shortly after during an ill-advised discussion about grisly...

A darkness has descended upon the land, a game so evil some dare not speak its name. It is presided over by a vile being known as "Todd." The VGATWTOE meme warriors, Jordan (@jordha) and Roxanne (@snugcrow) steel themselves for one of the greatest takedowns in podcast history. Reese weeps at the terrible tale of the two hundred dollar preorder while Alton revels in the chance to merk his greatest...

Rejoice podcast gobblers! Prepare to receive the latest episode of VGATWTOE directly into your skull! Fantastic socialist gamedev David Cribb (@colestia3) graces our presence to discuss his games and the larger questions of what goes into a leftist video game. We have a very special segment of Salt Mines where we dig into the chud response to his socialist teaching tool, POST/CAPITALISM, to roast...

The holiday season reeks of rancid turkey and repugnant melancholy, let's keep celebrating Halloween instead with a very special, spooky, scary, goofy episode of VGATWTOE. Powerful video game warlock, Misanthrobob (@misanthrobob), joins us to discuss all thing frightful yet delightful in the world of games. First, though, Reese sets the mood with the late night campfire yarn of The Dipshit That Li...

That's right, constant listener, yet another tasty morsel of podcast is here to provide you with sustenance and joy. Alton humors Reese through this BONUS MINISODE recounting Reese's trials and altered gaming habits after getting his dick wrecked by a hurricane. Alton and Reese discuss a number of RPGs and beloved retro classics to distill what they love about the shameful hobby of video gaming an...

Are tired of having to make a decision between two sides? Well, VGATWTOE is here to let you know you can choose both and wind up ahead! That's right, campers, it's Boogie2988 episode! Matt of Brianne and Matt (@BrianneandMatt) joins Team Knucklehead for some thoughtful discussion about 2016's Gamer of the Year. Matt and Alton educate Reese on Boogie's origins, motivations, and ongoing reprehensibl...

Get angry, you damned nerds: a new episode of VGATWTOE is here! Renowned black metal sage, Misandry (@misandrycannon), debuts to teach us about the Theory and guide us in the dialectical method. Alton chugs deeply from the salt surrounding Rome II's controversial decision to occasionally look upon a woman, Reese brainstorms with the gang about Leisure Suit Larry's legacy, and Misandry dispels myth...

After gestating for endless millenia, a new episode of the VGATWTOE experience hatches from its shell. Legendary illustrator and gamer historian Dawnya (@xo_pinkishheart) returns to keep the knuckleheads in line as we devote most of an episode to Telltale's mass layoff. We do a roundup of the situation (condemning those responsible), a foul round of Salt Mines goes just about as deep as we can sto...

We are legally required to apologize for this episode of VGATWTOE that is too hot for censors or parents! Ageless ruler over all things podcast, Roxanne (@snugcrow), returns to scold Alton and Reese for their deplorable antics and capers. The team experiences the latest chapter in the neverending saga of loot boxes, swing back around to review the lameass Cyberpunk 2077 apology, and check out a br...

Storm's coming. Seek shelter in the tenth episode of Video Games Are the Worst Thing on Earth. The architect of the Shitty Gamer Takes twitter account (@gamertakes), Dawnya (@xo_pinkishheart), joins Alton and Reese to provide valuable expertise on repugnant gamers and their ilk. Speaking of repugnant gaming... we discuss the golden calf of Twitch, Ninja, and the sexism inherent with his "no girls...

I believe it was Trent Reznor who once said "Video game music is hell of awesome, we should do a whole episode about it." So we did! Terry Bolvanga (who is free from twitter) joins Alton and Reese to tear up the airwaves with some of our favorite aural gaming memories. Reese delights the crew with some of his eldritch chiptunes, Alton moves us deeply with his rich orchestral scores, and Terry clas...

I believe it was Trent Reznor who once said "Video game music is hell of awesome, we should do a whole episode about it." So we did! Terry Bolvanga (who is free from twitter) joins Alton and Reese to tear up the airwaves with some of our favorite aural gaming memories. Reese delights the crew with some of his eldritch chiptunes, Alton moves us deeply with his rich orchestral scores, and Terry clas...