Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth

Do you hear those sirens? There's an overdose of video games in your soul and VGATWTOE is here to administer the Narcan. We're joined by the redoubtable Roxanne (@snugcrow) who has some proclamations about our direction in life, cool old games, and the foreverhell that is Star Citizen. Also, Reese tells a story about shattering the financial health of his family and Alton DESTROYS a reddit post ab...

VGATWTOE dives off-brand with a bonus episode that's not about video games! Seth Goldsmith (@infiniteseth) joins Reese to do a full episode analysis of the late capitalism nightmare: READY PLAYER ONE. We sneer in disgust at the sea of references, take a moment to slag TJ Miller, and puzzle over the ambivilant ending. We soften begrudgingly in the back half of the episode as we discuss Spielberg's...

Episode six of VGATWTOE has escaped from the Ethereal plane so get ready to lose your god damned mind! Our good pal John Osborne (@jmarquiso) returns to the sweet bosom of our pod as an official Mark Kern correspondent. Alton and Reese spend a lot of time getting so angry about the unjust Arenanet firings that we give ourselves tumors. Then, we expose John to the Lament Configuration of game memes...

The god damned SJWs are injecting politics into Cyberpunk with the latest chapter of the VGATWTOE saga. Matt the Nerdy Skull (@m_m_myers) joins us to dismember cyberpunk and analyze the interesting bits found within, Alton guides his chummers through the mazelike caves of the cybersalt mines, and Reese fawns over Deus Ex like it's some kind of original opinion. Also, we trash Ready Player One (not...

Emboldened by a lack of consequences, Team VGATWTOE cranks out another unit of objectionable content. John Osborne (@jmarquiso) stops by to roast games, gamers, and take a few easy shots at Firefall. We comb through the grimy reactions to pride month and grouse about Steam again. In the end, Alton finds Reese's lengthy tangents so repugnant that he ends the podcast early. C'est la vie. A podcast t...

Podcasters want to gather. They want to sit next to each other, elbow to forehead, microphone to microphone. They want to dunk on gamers. They want to condemn eating hot pockets in public. Most of all, they want to you to listen to the new episode of VGATWTOE, the only podcast that tells you the TRUTH about videogames. I can't believe they've done this! Alton and Reese cajole Victor (a man free fr...

With this episode we prove, once and for all, that the VGATWTOE brand has a friend! Reese and Alton are joined by Roxanne (at snugcrow) to do battle in a contest of power, wits and meme knowledge. Reese demands the others perform the emotional labor of discussing Far Cry 5, Alton scours Steam for S-rank reviews, and Roxanne unravels the mystery of the taur. Also, the gang finally reveals the truth...

We did it again and we're not sorry! The second volley of VGATWTOE uncovers the tech billionaire roleplay of Factorio, ponders the question of gamers who are not gamers, dunks on goblin transpobes, and experiences Ken's horny tweets. Also, Reese burps Alton to pave the way for a lively show. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to k...

Hell yeah, bitch. The opening salvo of the VGATWTOE brand digs into religious holidays, ponders the real world counterparts of Vermintide II characters, and duels over the quality level of Sea of Thieves. Also, Reese dares broach the topic of anime to Alton's chagrin. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and...