Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth

Would you kindly give podcasters some clout? Misandry (@MisandryCannon) returns to finally give Bioshock Infinite the talking to it deserves! This lively discussion led us on a winding path through the entire series and the state of gaming at the time. We also dig into the effusive reaction it inspired by some of our most beloved (and despised) individuals in games media. Finally, we break our own...

The rowdy boys of VGATWTOE are joined once again by our good friend Kay (@kayandskittles) to discuss the worlds biggest perverts: Military recruiters. Hope you enjoy! UwU George Bush did 9/11. Kay's Twitter: https://twitter.com/kayandskittles Kay's Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/kayandskittles Kay's Patreon: http://patreon.com/kayandskittles A podcast that reveals the truth about video games t...

The VGATWTOE Summer Spookathon is HERE! Dylan (@gruel_dylan) joins us to create a dark triumvirate of horror games discussion. We dig into the timeline of modern horror in games: tracing a line from Amnesia to P.T. as a new and purer twist on the genre. Along with this rise, came an even more fucked up kind of horror: scary Let's Plays. Outro music for this episode: Very Still (Moonlight) by Visit...

BUTTER IN BUCKLE DICKS! STRAP YOURSELF IN FOR THE MOST AMAZE-TITS EPISODE OF VGATWTOE YOUR LITTLE ROLLY POLLY TRASH PANDA RACCOON EARS HAVE EVER SQUELCHED! ZIPPITY FLORP, GUMPHA GOOOO, COPYRIGHT LAW! Anyway we make fun of Chuck Wendig for an hour while our friend Jack (@HendrixTrog) does dramatic readings of his very bad writing. Listen to him on Funtime Calls: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/anc...

The VGATWTOE boys interview with the developers of Tonight We Riot! We talk about how Mario is secretly ANTIFA, how to sneak your cop beating simulators onto the Switch and we answer questions from the fans. Enjoy! Tonight we Riot on Steam (Go buy it!): https://store.steampowered.com/app/290690/Tonight_We_Riot/ On Twitter: https://twitter.com/tonightweriot Pixel Pushers Union: https://twitter.com/...

Strap in, scrotlords, VGATWTOE has bestirred itself to release another episode. Kropo (@KropotkinPetyr) joins us to confirm some stone cold facts about everyone's favorite microtransaction peddler, Activision Blizzard. We hear about shitty plastic toys, dead-eyed gamer zealots, and some saucy behind the scenes tidbits! Reese bores everyone by droning on about Final Fantasy 14 housing but saves the...

Apocalypse warriors of the american wasteland! VGATWTOE has returned with esteemed guest Kay of Kay and skittles fame (@kayandskittles). Arise from your toilet paper fortresses and hear ye the word of VGATWTOE. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies...

Contagion! The world burns, a modern pandemic emerges, and Bernie loses his lead in the democratic primary. Our Intrepid heroes Alton and Reese Find themselves looking down the barrel of a grim future, but our spirit will never be broken! Jokerfication to full power! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and...

Yet again, we discuss video games earnestly against the desires of God and humanity. Because we've been paid off by enemy to planet earth, Bill Gates, this episode is Xbox PC Game Pass themed! We also hate half the crap we played yet we'll keep on doing it because we have a problem that we cannot solve called gaming. Games mentioned: Monster Hunter World, Human Fall Flat, Halo Reach, West of Loath...

Put on your laughing make-up, listeners, part two of our JOKER retrospective has arrived! Kay (@kayandskittles) continues to be in our thrilling conclusion discussing the movie that rocked the planet to its very foundation. In this episode, we break down the film's grand finale, recount the birdbrained hysteria surrounding the film, and discuss the movie's meaning and legacy. Reese refuses to shut...

Smiles are mandatory, friends, because there's a new movie episode! Doctor of Clown Studies, Kay (@kayandskittles), joins the VGATWTOE team to do the final autopsy on the hysteria-inducing film, JOKER. Along the way, Alton proves himself to be the truest Joker among us while Reese sets himself up for a canceling by speaking well of the movie. Also... we trash Star Wars. We're also pleased to give...

Matt (@Normal_Matt) and Brianne (@BriAggressive) join us to delve into the rotten syrupy depths of the abyss! AKA: Mountain dew. We relive traumatic experiences we've had with this noxious beverage and slowly come to realize that this seemingly innocent disgusting drink may hide a terrible secret.... A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want...

Once again we betray our fans by enjoying video games! Back again to answer the age old question, "Whatcha been playin, pal?" Alton and Reese return to discuss the interminably long or mercifully short electronic games they've been playing since the last time they recorded one of these! Games discussed: Persona 5 Neverwinter Nights Gauntlet: Dark Legacy Shrek 2 Ace of Seafood Ape Out A podcast tha...

The least controversial podcast of all time invites the esteemed Conqy (@Conqy) on to talk Filmer Roberto, Joe Biden, game industry unions, and last but not least the Ant-Man himself! Enjoy! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro...

Check it out at https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-magz-3-33426045 A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC / Ecchu-Owara-Bushi Wearecc – Videotapemusic_ecchu-owara-bushi-videotapemusic-remix Thank you to Ange...

We're back once again to discuss our favorite games and disgusting stories of the year. Well, the games came out one of the years but we played them this year. Normal Matt (@normal_matt) joins us to talk socks, dicks, and (worst of all) the political subtext of video games. Games discussed: Witcher 3, How The Grinch Stole Christmas, EDF 5, Monster Hunter World, Minecraft, Resident Evil 2 GOTY: A B...

Kay (@kayandskittles) is back to talk fallout 76 with us! And in the time it's taken from recording to final edit about 50 additional shitty things have happened in the game since. Oh Todd, you mischievous rapscallion. In addition: Alton rants about how terrible Fallout 4 was and how we should have seen the signs, The Outer Worlds, and a little bit on how blizzard is going to weather the storm of...

Once again we betray our fans by enjoying video games! Back again to answer the age old question, "Whatcha been playin, pal?" Alton and Reese return to discuss the interminably long or mercifully short electronic games they've been playing since the last time they recorded one of these! Games discussed: Persona 5, Neverwinter Nights, Gauntlet: Dark Legacy, Shrek 2, Ace of Seafood, Ape Out A podcas...

WE'RE BACK! And we kick things off with a lovely talk about our impending climate doom and video games role in it with Mitch (@heavyxeyed). Once we get done depressing you all with that we rastle with lyin' randy and his petulant squable with SAG-AFTRA. A heaping pile of bullshit made tolerable by his complete execution at the hands of a rep for the union. Mitch's Twitter: https://twitter.com/heav...

My fellow podcast hounds, slide not into fear and despair but instead, rejoice, for there is new podcast. Video essayist and ferret expert, Kay (@kayandskittles), joins the goof crew to discuss the mysterious and confounding MMO. "Why do we grind?" asks Alton to the wise and thoughtful panel assembled before him. "To make the numbers go up," answers Reese, after thinking for one hour straight. We...

Holy Toledo they're back! Forcing politics into gaming the first time wasn't enough, so here's part two! In this double-tap special we dive into the bizarro world version of Josh's(@HugeMantis) own article! An article arguing that videogames are conservative, how that's a good thing, and then getting zero hate from the gamer chud crowd. We also save some space on our gamer plates to talk about the...

Making the greatest sacrifice of their lives, Alton and Reese return to discussing video games they enjoy--or at least have played! Along the way they chat about getting cancelled, the crew's gaming experience, and Reese uses the episode as an excuse to play his favorite song from FF14. Topics covered: Final Fantasy 14 Hat in Time Void Bastards Earth Defense Force 5 Resident Evil 2 Lost Castle Som...

Batten down the hatches! The VGATWTOE war on videogames is rolling into town to end interactive media once and for all by pronouncing it political. Joining us in this noble crusade is Josh Tucker (@HugeMantis) writer and gasp games journalist. In this limit breaking two part special we will take you on a journey into how deep the rabbit hole of reactionary politics in Call of duty really goes, why...

A brand new episode of VGATWTOE fresh from podcast cauldron! This one features frequent guest and radical kobold Niko! @Snugcrow (The artist formerly known as Roxanne) Get downloading and prepare to boil your brain in salty gamer tears: Topics include: JRR Tolkien’s shitty bones as a spear Tifa's polygonal tiddies and the collective horny delusion Nanomachines son tag The new LGBTQ tag on steam an...

Check out this episode at https://www.patreon.com/posts/29618850 The truth (that billionaires comprise a secret circle of cultist pedophiles) is out there! Alton and Reese have fully lost their mind this time... or have they found it?! Intrepid detective, Thuly (@The9thDegree), joins the gang to finally get to the bottom of the Epstein caper. I shall not reveal if they find the honest but, along t...