Video Games Are The Worst Thing On Earth

This is a normal episode of beloved videogame podcast VGATWTOE, filled with topics which do not in any way indicate that the hosts may have gone insane. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owar...

VGATWTOE regular Dawnya(@dawnyaaan) joins us once again, this time for the VGATWTOE 2022 GOTY and to blast the ass of The Witness creator and line puzzle enthusiast Jonathan Blow. Somehow NFTS, teslas, UK Popeyes and Tim Buckley all end up getting dunked on as well. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay...

WE'RE BACK! We talk about our poor queen mum and what she meant to all of us. Then we get into the insane twitch death pit. Next up is the gnawing madness that beats in the hearts of transphobes. Last but not least, two titans of consooomerism clash in an epic battle of two men who have never left the house. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts do...

We are joined by the wonderful @heavyxeyed to discuss the absolute garbage fire that was the Forspoken trailer as well other extremely cursed things like Gamestops 9/11 NFT. Enjoy! A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro musi...

NFTs, shitty Blizzard games, elder god piss, this episode has everything except for human decency. Kropo AKA @KropotkinPetyr joins us as we dive into the cesspit that is diablo immortal and NFT consoles. Enjoy! Episode is late because Alton got tired. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro...

In the echoing silence of worthwhile videogame discussion and criticism, a powerful honk crashes like a wave into the ears of expectant listeners. It is VGATWTOE, back once again to hoot and holler at videogames until they go away (except the ones we like). This episode we discuss the most pressing topics of videogames in 2022 such as: Why is Elon musk such a little freak WTF is wrong with him, Th...

We haven't done anything else this month so this is pretty much all we could talk about. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: Elden Ring Rountable Hold Theme Thank you to Angelvila for the logo! Patreon: https://pat...

You knew this was coming eventually. Fuckin' game companies cant keep their grubby little mitts off of them. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remix Thank you to An...

You have drunken deeply of forbidden knowledge, and for some reason it tastes like the worst cocktail you've had in your entire life. You are one of us now, a disciple of the Bobonomicon. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Guest: Conqy (@Conqy) Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envynes...

The book calls to you, horrified but unable to turn away you continue to turn its fetid pages, each one revealing glimpses of unnameable horrors. The JFK Assassination, 9/11, A movie about super mario brothers 3... Soon your mind and the book will be one and the same. Soon you will join us in the brainland. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don...

Do you hear that? Do you hear the screaming siren of doom right around the corner. Podcast narrator Conqy (@Conqy) join the discussion council for breakdown of T. Cinematography Robert's autobiography, SMB3: Brick by Brick . The first part of a limited VGATWTOE event, the goof crew experience every emotion on a journey through the muscular brain of our favorite poster.. A podcast that reveals the...

The wonderful Colestia(@colestia3) joins us once again to discuss their breakout hit game "A Hand With Many Fingers", a mystery game in which you uncover the details of a real CIA plot. We barrage him with our shitty game ideas and talk about how great it would be to give people Havana Syndrome. You can purchase the game here: https://colestia.itch.io/a-hand-with-many-fingers A podcast t...

The state of California hunts Kotick like a beast, but who shall triumph: the hunter or the hunted? Probably the rich person. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC Remi...

Some content for the content farm. We are currently geting dick slammed by real life so we decided to make a low effort Q&A. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: VIDEOTAPEMUSIC_Ecchu-Owara-Bushi VIDEOTAPEMUSIC R...

Let loose tha pokemans of war... A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro music: Vs. Metal Sonic (Stardust Speedway Bad Future JP) - Sonic Generations [OST] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9A6788MNjk Thank you to Angelvila fo...

This episode starts serious because we have to acknowledge the Palestine sized elephant in the room but we get to the goofs soon enough ya goof hoglets. Topics include: The IGN Palestine article, Declare apolitical, The brilliant character design of vampire mommy, and competitive scrabble. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to kno...

Topics: The Off button for the N-word The size of vampire mommy's feet The worst moment in gaming (resident evil 5) Microsoft giving HUDs to the military And introducing a glorious new bit: the horny corner! where all your shameful deeds and desires are guffawed and grunted at. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts:...

Did you know they're taking the ASS out of MASS EFFECT? Fucking crazy I know, what is the world cumming to? Well, if Capcom has anything to say about it: 9 foot tall vampire mommies. A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton, Kay and Reese Intro music: Video Games by Envyneslies Envyneslies – Video-games Outro mu...

Lay quietly and weep, friends, for another timely episode of VGATWTOE has arrived. The Squad of Correctness skates the cutting edge of news to dig into the Gamestop Stocks Event. After a little Keanu Reeves prelude, we dissect the origins of the phenomenon... complete with a kindergarten level explanation for Reese. Next, we snicker at the hysterical keening from the disgusting and rich perverts b...

Part - 2 We always knew the truth... Cyberpunk 2077 was always going to suck. The prophet council of video game knowledge convenes for a single purpose: to dance on Cyberpunk's grave. Part one of our magnum opus reviews the story so far before delving into the agony and cosmic madness surrounding the dreaded video game review. To round things out we guffaw at the disastrous, treacherous, and ridic...

We always knew the truth... Cyberpunk 2077 was always going to suck. The prophet council of video game knowledge convenes for a single purpose: to dance on Cyberpunk's grave. Part one of our magnum opus reviews the story so far before delving into the agony and cosmic madness surrounding the dreaded video game review. To round things out we guffaw at the disastrous, treacherous, and ridiculous con...

Greetings m'ladies and m'lords, please enjoy this new episode that was very difficult to animate. Dylan AKA Weighty (@dylwiid) joins the squad of woman protectors with a single goal in mind: to be mean to Alex Hutchinson. We take aim at Alex's claims that streamers should pay for the right to stream games and examine a few golden oldies about the difficulties involved making Assassin's Creed games...

VGATWTOE Is proud to announce a new member of the gamer goblin crew: Kay of kay and skittles will be joining us as a permanent co-host! league of legends stole some person's likeness and it isn't even the first time. Although to be fair they do have some very credible-Ahahahaa, no. In addition to this horrifying corporate face stealing we talk smack about the weird PS5 review from kotaku and watch...

Our good friend Mitch (@heavyxeyed) joins us to talk about the most depressing videogame company of all time: Ubisoft, and their recent crime of using a BLM symbol for the antagonists of one of their shitty phone games. What follows is weeks of pent up frustration being unleashed on the company that invented calling generic nobody's "iconic" and calling political settings "apolitica...

In a desperate attempt to fill the long gaps between episodes Alton and Reese shoot the shit for 50 minutes about whatever random stuff was on our mind but didn't really fit into a regular episode. Outro song: Love Underground - Robbers On High Street A podcast that reveals the truth about video games that those other video game podcasts don't want you to know. Co-hosts: Alton and Reese Intro musi...