V'Ger Please!

Your podcast heroes finally reach the end of the Voyager experience and discuss the show as a whole, answer the big questions, and drop an awards show for the ages!

We sail into that sweet docking birth at Utopia Planitia, you podcast heroes has some final thoughts on Season 7! What was the best? Who was the worst and why is it always Harry Kim? Who got an ending...and was the ending actually good? Listen and get the very best takes on the season-that-was!

It was all leading up to this...while there are no Thanos snaps to be found, we get plenty of timey-wimey nonsense in "Endgame"! After a gently aged up Admiral Janeway shows up to power level Voyager into some epic gear, we spend way too much time on the worst love story of all time.

Spy, tech expert, potential murder machine .... the EMH really does it all as we review "Renaissance Man"! We get to see the Doc at his full (and terrifying) potential as the Tater Boys show up for one last run. Meanwhile, Smoldering Catcher Guy gets lines! This one has everything!

You podcast heroes shed a single manly tear as they watch "Homestead"! While Neelix has his Senior Week moment, we see the forbidden from the mouth of babes, that apparently the Borg are so weak they even get beat by nomad Talaxians, and an honest reflection on what made the Space Rat our favorite character.

Prepare the Space Peyote and fire up the Native band because our favorite Dream Warrior saddles up for one last star turn in "Natural Law". We get a turd straight from the Season Two writers room, with the added 'bonus' of Seven of Nine tripping over her heels.

Your podcast heroes say goodnight to the sweet prince when thy watch "Friendship One"! We watch as the writers put poor Joe Carey on the most obvious express lane to red shirt territory in all of Trek history while the gang tries to raid a Fallout 3 Raider hideout. It goes poorly, but the episode is kinda rad.

Your podcast heroes accept the charges and review "Author, Author"! The writers manage to dump about seven or eight plots on us as the crew manages the sweet new Barclay Facetime App. Is the EMH a real boy? Does Seven's aunt have a warm plate of cookies waiting for her? Did Maquis call their lawyers?

From the depths of early season garbage comes the sequel no one wanted and you didn't ask for - "Q2"! We try our best to talk about this episode in a way that does not fill our you with dread, misery, and lots of jokes about an extra greasy John de Lancie. (Narrator: They failed.)

Your podcast heroes bask in the fully operational glory of Jeri Ryan in a red dress as we review "Human Error". Seven of Nine re-activates her World of Warcraft account and gets just a little too involved in that RP server as she tries to become a real girl. Meanwhile, her coworkers are kinda jerks, but then again she did shoot at them a lot.

It's a jailbreak within a jailbreak as we review "Workforce, Part 2". There are good cops, bad doctors, effective detective work, shootouts, and more...all to serve the greatest betrayal of all time.

We get a front row seat to Kathy J getting to live her best life in "Workforce". We observe as the Captain trades her pips to punch a clock at the power plant, finds a great Silver Fox to shack up with, and burns another roast. Meanwhile, a pretty good episode takes place behind her!

Voyager finds out who runs Barter Town when they wind up in "The Void"! We get those major Babylon 5 vibes as Janeway pairs together he two favorite things - diplomacy and bad decision making! Also the Doctor teaches Techno.

Voyager pulls up along side a generational Klingon party bus and hyjinks ensue as your podcast heroes review "Prophecy". What happens when a band of heavy metal samurai have a case of the West Virginia's and they think B'Elanna's baby is Jesus? Meanwhile, Neelix arrives at the moment he trained his whole life for, and we are here for it.

Your podcast heroes get back on track with a review of "Repentance" (and a little bit on "Lineage"). When Voyager saves some Space Texans and the Doctor fixes a murder brain, what happens when the Federation encounter a Very Special Episode?

Your podcast heroes take a quick (previously Patreon only) sidequest into one of their other favorite fictional sci-fi universes involving Ron Moore - Battlestar Galactica! We review the oddball TV movie Razor and dive deep on the pre-streaming dawn of the Golden Age of Television, BSG as a series, and of course the merits of an entire feature length film that serves as largely irrelevant backstor...

The deepest fan service is on the menu as we review "Shattered", the Voyager installment made for nerds like us. This week, Chakotay has to remember all the plots as the Ghost of Voyager's Future and outwit his almost baby mamma Burn Queen one more time.

Your podcast heroes finish off "Flesh and Blood" and ask all the tough questions. Is Evil Hologram Jesus a cookie cutter bad guy or a well developed antagonist? How much better would Voyager be with a kill-team of murder AI? Ar those who eat butt still able to enter Sto-vo-kor?

We all learn the lesson that you need to play nice with your toys as we review Part 1 of "Flesh and Blood"! Our favorite World War 2 Cosplayers show back up and made a big oopsie, the EMH engages in a bit of light treason, and Peter nearly scared himself dead in VR.

Your podcast heroes lay into one of the all time Jabroni circus episodes when they review "Nightingale"! Marvel as we suffer through Starfleet officers lacking adult reasoning skills and Harry Kim being the biggest whiny douche in the quadrant, all while B'Elanna takes a trip to Cougar Town.

We all find out together how much Peter hates fun as we review "Body and Soul", a fun, breezy rom-com of an episode that one half of this duo just can't bring himself to like. One thing we do agree on? Tom Paris is the dirtiest pimp in the Delta Quadrant!

Yet another great episode of Next Gen breaks out in the middle of Voyager as we watch the adventures of Barclay with "Inside Man." Your podcast hero's teenage fantasies are paid off as Ferengi...engage in mass murder for profit? Yeeesh.

Hand us a hypospray as we diagnose "Critical Care", the EMH medical drama you didn't know you needed. Doctor Picardo comes through strong as he poisons Dr. Giggles for the greater good, all while Voyager chases after the Cryptkeeper.

Just when you thought the totally forgot, the writers remember a third of the entire crew are dirty space terrorists in "Repression". We get one final look at the finest uniforms ever to grace the Trek screen and admire smoldering catcher guy in his natural habitat while a terrible Season Two episode happens all around us.

Your podcast heroes shift into high gear as they watch Voyager's attempt at chariot racing with "Drive"! We watch as the galaxy's worst match try and fix their dysfunctional relationship with marriage! This never works! Please do not do this!