Veto The Podcast

The boys have packed their swimtrunks and headed off to summer camp where they practice olympic curling and tell each other about their dreams and learn knots. What's the most mediocre sport? It's speedo golf, for sure. Or is it? How do you be good at golf? And what are golf clubs supposed to cost?? It's Veto The Podcast, and it's outdoors now!

The fellas are back again and this time they've travelled back in time to hang out in the Oval Office while LBJ pees off the balcony. Imagine if this guy had social media! It probably would have been about his dick. They also stop at a drive-thru for a disappointingly small quarter pounder with cheese with medicinal ketchup and a couple of burrito tacos. It's Veto The Podcast and we&apos...

If you know the capital of Minnesota without looking it up, you're probably too smart to listen to this podcast. The boys are back, and they know a thing or two about Minnesota. Ok, maybe just A thing. And that's Prince. They gamble away Johnny's fortune on pure vibes, take a trip to the beautiful Galveston shore, and learn that Cleveland invented the globe. It's another episod...

The boys strap their Pontiac Firebird to the back of a Cybertruck and head down to the casino where they bet on almost everything and lose. We're having ourselves a snail wrastlin' good time and saving a bunch of stuff to give to our kids when they're either way older or just a litter older. It's a fresh ep of Veto The Podcast and we're not tipping any dealers that make us...

The fellas just rolled back into town and they almost all forgot to do their taxes! Although they found a loophole that you are released from all tax liability if you're IN SPACE. Willy Nelson doesn't pay taxes, so why would we? It's another episode of Veto The Podcast and, if anything, it's going to TAX your patience!

This week the fellas venture into Colorado territory with what turns out to be a really horrible wilderness guide and they have to resort to eating each other. But they'll never eat their shoes. FEET GO IN SHOES! Join us for our review of the 1993 film school project by Trey Parker and Matt Stone that launched the South Park creators' careers.  It's another episode of Veto The Podca...

The fellas wake up early to open their Easter baskets and lie about going to Burger King. George becomes belligerent when his text message machine breaks and they all settle down with some tea. Oh they also teach driving school. It's Veto The Podcast and it couldn't possibly get any better. 

The guys are back again and this time they're all going to the dentist. But not because there's anything wrong with their perfect little chompies...because those greedy dental conglomerates just can't keep their greasy paws off the VTP fat stacks. The guys pop back into their local Subway for a quick sub, and then go to church and really learn more than they thought they would. It&a...

The fellas showed up again this week and George, as usual, underappreciates how hard it is to lie real good. Weddings get canceled, people keep pooping in places they aren't supposed to, and bad takes are defended with great care. It's Veto The Podcast, and we're shitting on literally everything so hide your kids, hide your wife.

Johnny King joins the bros once again to pop in for a quick McGriddle and McSpresso at their local Subway.  Join us on this super special episode to find out if #aliens assassinated #JFK.  Was #covid caused by #chemtrails, or was it created in a lab?  Is #epstein still alive and living in Denver airport's underground bunker?   Join us for absolutely complete and definitive answers to these qu...

The rabble-rousers are back and they invited their buddy Johnny King to rouse some rabble while Justin makes cool movies and stuff. Brent rewrites everyone's LinkedIn bios and everyone gets tickets to a porn film festival. Also they learn for the first time that there are porn film festivals. It's Veto The Podcast, and it's not your granddad's podcast!

Protein is so 2026 and these cool dudes are already living in 2027 where fiber is cool again.  The cool dudes (tm) go sledding in Austin, build a snowman, and buy your ex-boyfriend's cologne.  Did you know there's a service where you can hire people to be so annoying that squatters leave? You do now. Yeah, you guessed it, we're talking about Veto The Podcast and this week we got sno...

The three buds decide to kick back for a relaxing Caribbean vacation to Club Elysium, which is maybe in Jamaica. Oh, also it's 1981. Also, everyone's boobs are out all the time. ALSO, THERE'S FLYING KILLER PIRANHAS.  They didn't even know how to spell "piranha" a week ago and now they have to deal with a government conspiracy gone wrong and learn the most expensive wa...

The fellas are back at it this week and their might is tested when 50 Shades Of Grey has a deathmatch with Stephen Curtis Chapman. The guys get some new gigs and yes they are going to be doing some weird onlyfans stuff and also maybe making some tasteful charcoals. It's Veto The Podcast, and it's actually slightly less offensive than it was last week.

How many Swifties would fit on an acre on the moon? How do you buy land on the moon? This episode isn't all about the moon but it might as well be. Grab your turkeys, shlorp some cranberry sauce right outta the can, and strap in for a new episode of Veto The Podcast.

The guys take a trip to City City and they might never make it back alive.  Pull up a barstool, pour yourself a double well vodka in a red Solo cup, light up an enormous cigar, and prepare to be dazzled by a tale of intrigue, suspense, murder, crime, intrigue, suspense and, uh, murder.  City CIty: where the cops are dirty, the criminals are dumb, and justice is a dish that no one really knows how...

The guys are back and this time they play hurt to win the World Series, figure out what happens when you have 17 girlfriends, and make movies with Ben Stiller. It's Veto The Podcast and the only substitute for it is anything else.

Our dastardly dudes visit a dispensary, fight an orc named Urg, and mispronounce the word "awry" on Houston radio. It's Veto The Podcast and we've once again set the bar even lower than before.

The internet's favorite fellas go to O'Donnell, Texas and don't get a lot of sleep. They also learn that you simply can't veto the mullet.  It's Veto The Podcast and it's just as important as it's ever been.

The bois are back in town (bois are back in town, wooahh). Who's pro-furry and who just doesn't get it? What do you do when your girlfriend doesn't pay you back for a vacation? Who's got their chore chart on lock? The answers to these burning questions and more in this week's ep of Veto The Podcast.

The baddest bois of podcasting get oiled up to play volleyball on the beach, destroy a small cafe with explosive gum, and try to remember whether or not Keith Richards is still alive. It's a new episode of Veto The Podcast and it's just as dumb as the previous episode.  Write in with your questions and segments to vetothepodcast@gmail.com

The gang is all back and they're really tuckered out after a day of slip n slide. But they still manage to solve a mid-life crisis, revive Sinbad's movie career, and get some cake on the underside of their bellies. It's Veto The Podcast and it's just as dumb as usual.

The rowdy boys finally name the podcast. Spoiler alert: Veto The Podcast wins. Also, does Austin Powers still hold up? Do you have to pay at the cafe? Debatable. 

Three idiots from Austin give advice to strangers on the internet, fight geese and kangaroos, and refuse to name their own podcast.