Veto The Podcast

The boys have finally graduated high school and they're all virgins except for the pregnant one. There's definitely NO WAY they're NOT getting in a convertible with the hot guitar guy from prom and driving across the country to find out that Britney Spears' mom is Kim Cattrall.  Huge spoilers for Crossroads starring Britney Spears by the way. When you grow up in a small Georgia...

The troublesome trio is back and this time they're either crashing a wedding in Alabama with chicken fingers and an open bar or a Halloween wedding that has absolutely nothing to do with Halloween. The bride loves Halloween! But does she?? They also chug a gallon of Spooky D and try to guess the flavor. Spoilers: it's just regular Sunny D. You're in luck because it's another ac...

The guys got lost in the woods this week and were inducted into a cult where they were asked to sacrifice goats. The didn't do it, barely escaped with their lives, and now have a one-eyed pet goat named Craig who is an absolute menace. Johnny gets baptized. Brent is both 10 minutes late AND 10 minutes early to your dinner party.  It's another episode of Veto The Podcast, and it's gr...

How many golf shots does it take for an amateur golfer to get a hole in one? And is that number 10% of anything? And how many average golfers could expect that they are 10% of THAT 10%? And if any of that is true, how many times can you divide that number by itself until the universe collapses on itself?? It's another episode of Veto The Podcast, and the fellas are 10% good at math. Also, Bon...

The fellas are back and they're grilling up 10 lbs of delicious fried burger with unstitched cheese. They drink some expired milk and head to McDonald's just to be disappointed by the espresso menu. Friendships are ended over the cook level of a steak. It's another riveting episode of Veto The Podcast and you better watch out because there could be marbles LITERALLY ANYWHERE. or the...

The fellas are back and Brent learned blues harmonica because he's better than you! They eat all the new brand collabs including Mtn. Dew DOUGHNUTS. What in the actual food is going on!? They also ride their new used jet skis out to Florida to solve some crimes. It's Veto The Podcast and, tbh, it's just too much this time. or the demons who eat teeth will drag you to hell

The boys are back and they're all lawyers now, so watch your ass! They're absolutely cutting some wave on these jet skis they just bought on Facebook Marketplace for either $300 or like $20,000.  Quick, without looking, how much does a jet ski cost? If you know the answer to that, then we clearly don't understand our target demo. Oh and if you're wondering where Episode 26 went...

The boys have packed their swimtrunks and headed off to summer camp where they practice olympic curling and tell each other about their dreams and learn knots. What's the most mediocre sport? It's speedo golf, for sure. Or is it? How do you be good at golf? And what are golf clubs supposed to cost?? It's Veto The Podcast, and it's outdoors now!

The fellas are back again and this time they've travelled back in time to hang out in the Oval Office while LBJ pees off the balcony. Imagine if this guy had social media! It probably would have been about his dick. They also stop at a drive-thru for a disappointingly small quarter pounder with cheese with medicinal ketchup and a couple of burrito tacos. It's Veto The Podcast and we&apos...

If you know the capital of Minnesota without looking it up, you're probably too smart to listen to this podcast. The boys are back, and they know a thing or two about Minnesota. Ok, maybe just A thing. And that's Prince. They gamble away Johnny's fortune on pure vibes, take a trip to the beautiful Galveston shore, and learn that Cleveland invented the globe. It's another episod...

The boys strap their Pontiac Firebird to the back of a Cybertruck and head down to the casino where they bet on almost everything and lose. We're having ourselves a snail wrastlin' good time and saving a bunch of stuff to give to our kids when they're either way older or just a litter older. It's a fresh ep of Veto The Podcast and we're not tipping any dealers that make us...

The fellas just rolled back into town and they almost all forgot to do their taxes! Although they found a loophole that you are released from all tax liability if you're IN SPACE. Willy Nelson doesn't pay taxes, so why would we? It's another episode of Veto The Podcast and, if anything, it's going to TAX your patience!

This week the fellas venture into Colorado territory with what turns out to be a really horrible wilderness guide and they have to resort to eating each other. But they'll never eat their shoes. FEET GO IN SHOES! Join us for our review of the 1993 film school project by Trey Parker and Matt Stone that launched the South Park creators' careers.  It's another episode of Veto The Podca...

The fellas wake up early to open their Easter baskets and lie about going to Burger King. George becomes belligerent when his text message machine breaks and they all settle down with some tea. Oh they also teach driving school. It's Veto The Podcast and it couldn't possibly get any better. 

The guys are back again and this time they're all going to the dentist. But not because there's anything wrong with their perfect little chompies...because those greedy dental conglomerates just can't keep their greasy paws off the VTP fat stacks. The guys pop back into their local Subway for a quick sub, and then go to church and really learn more than they thought they would. It&a...

The fellas showed up again this week and George, as usual, underappreciates how hard it is to lie real good. Weddings get canceled, people keep pooping in places they aren't supposed to, and bad takes are defended with great care. It's Veto The Podcast, and we're shitting on literally everything so hide your kids, hide your wife.

Johnny King joins the bros once again to pop in for a quick McGriddle and McSpresso at their local Subway.  Join us on this super special episode to find out if #aliens assassinated #JFK.  Was #covid caused by #chemtrails, or was it created in a lab?  Is #epstein still alive and living in Denver airport's underground bunker?   Join us for absolutely complete and definitive answers to these qu...

The rabble-rousers are back and they invited their buddy Johnny King to rouse some rabble while Justin makes cool movies and stuff. Brent rewrites everyone's LinkedIn bios and everyone gets tickets to a porn film festival. Also they learn for the first time that there are porn film festivals. It's Veto The Podcast, and it's not your granddad's podcast!

Protein is so 2026 and these cool dudes are already living in 2027 where fiber is cool again.  The cool dudes (tm) go sledding in Austin, build a snowman, and buy your ex-boyfriend's cologne.  Did you know there's a service where you can hire people to be so annoying that squatters leave? You do now. Yeah, you guessed it, we're talking about Veto The Podcast and this week we got sno...

The three buds decide to kick back for a relaxing Caribbean vacation to Club Elysium, which is maybe in Jamaica. Oh, also it's 1981. Also, everyone's boobs are out all the time. ALSO, THERE'S FLYING KILLER PIRANHAS.  They didn't even know how to spell "piranha" a week ago and now they have to deal with a government conspiracy gone wrong and learn the most expensive wa...

The fellas are back at it this week and their might is tested when 50 Shades Of Grey has a deathmatch with Stephen Curtis Chapman. The guys get some new gigs and yes they are going to be doing some weird onlyfans stuff and also maybe making some tasteful charcoals. It's Veto The Podcast, and it's actually slightly less offensive than it was last week.

How many Swifties would fit on an acre on the moon? How do you buy land on the moon? This episode isn't all about the moon but it might as well be. Grab your turkeys, shlorp some cranberry sauce right outta the can, and strap in for a new episode of Veto The Podcast.

The guys take a trip to City City and they might never make it back alive.  Pull up a barstool, pour yourself a double well vodka in a red Solo cup, light up an enormous cigar, and prepare to be dazzled by a tale of intrigue, suspense, murder, crime, intrigue, suspense and, uh, murder.  City CIty: where the cops are dirty, the criminals are dumb, and justice is a dish that no one really knows how...

The guys are back and this time they play hurt to win the World Series, figure out what happens when you have 17 girlfriends, and make movies with Ben Stiller. It's Veto The Podcast and the only substitute for it is anything else.