Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell

Today's colorful podcast asks how come there are no chicken nipples; how easy was it to sell a book named Breasts; and the joys of catching an MLB foul ball.

Today's jaunt takes us back to the time I played a cruel joke on the neighborhood trash man and takes a look at one of our most offbeat holidays

Today's topics: Summer needsd "cool" clothes and "cones of cool" and how did cave fathers to be know what color to paint the caves

A grabbag of random sillies

Sure, war is hell, but without war the History Channel would become a real snoozefest and who wants that? Here are some observations on the holiday, a request to help name the wussy version of my Wild Turkey go-tp drink and the many ways in which I lust for the angry traffic flag waving gal.

Today the "Use All The Crayons!" podcast is considering matters of outer space... 

Another popular grabbag of posts and tweets

The venerable Run for The Roses is one of my favorite sporting events. Here's how we can make it better ..

Sold 50 books in 12 days. And people are loving it. Podcaster/publisher Jim Wexell in an excerpt calls my new book brilliant. The book is "How To Deal With Stuff that Sucks."

Jim Wexell is a friend and author of several best sellers about the Pittsburgh Steelers. After reading an advance copy of "How to Deal With the Stuff that Sucks, Jim asked if he could guest host my podcast for the purposes of interviewing me and getting in-depth on his thoughts on the book.  This is 54-minutes. I don't expect anyone to listen to the whole thing, but maybe you'll sample. He's very...

The baseball season is barely two weeks old and I'm already arguing the Bucs should take the steps to acquire the frozen head of the late, great Ted Williams and have it bat clean up. Also the time at a Bob Dylan concert when I embarrassed Bob Nutting and why he had it coming. Spoiler alert! ... 'cause he always does. 

Stories about my GoFundMe appeal, holy bobbleheads and what it means to make a night deposit at the ol' bone bank

After a year of tinkering I think I've finally settled on a format that works: Me telling my stories.  First of all, do I have stories? Well, I won two Golden Quill awards when I worked for newspapers, then I quit that to do as many as 4 stories a week for 10 years at National Enquirer. This was followed by stories for Sports Illustrated, Maxim, Esquire, GQ, People, Details, Cooking Light -- the l...

Enjoy some of my best observations from over 30 years of actively oaying attention. Today's stories include how to react when someone says they write books, our last waterbed, and how I'll react if Jesus comes back today at 3 pm -- in my office here at The Tin Lizzy.

Some stories about baseball, some stories about time, all strung together with the thoughts of a free range chicken.

They said the hospital I was going to and the resident surgeons meant I was "in good hands."    "Wrong!" said I. "Good hands will be in me!"

I've done more than 2,200 blog posts from 2007 to 2024. Here is me reading three of them and riffing on a recent surgery.

It may be historically cold out there, but that doesn't stop our nation's nudists from planning for a clothes-free summer ...

Today, sprinkled amid the christmas jokes, are stories about the snows in Buffalo, why some cities should change their names to be more representative of their circumstances, and that contoiversial Paul Mccartney Christmas tune

Today topics include the greatest Thanksgiving song, socializing with the US Marines, drunk dialing old buddies and what it’s like to be considered a celebrity in a small town Christmas parade.

The world seems somehow friendlier when it's seen through the eyes of Chris Rodell. Funnier, too."

Today we're talkin' Turkey, and all about the time I pretended for WDVE Morning Show ti be transvestite so I could spend time in Victoria's Secret in the local mall.

I trot out my plan to generate global news coverage by being the last undecided voter in America

Today's "Use All The Crayons!" podcast talks about Gideon's and their ubiquitous Bibles and how all the Bibles will benefit from an influx of exclamation points ... er ... Exclamation points!!!!

Thoughts on Donald Trump's comments about Palmer's genitals