Use All The Crayons with Chris Rodell

Four brief stories about Mister Fred Rogersin this week's 20-minute "Use All The Crayons!" podcast.

Take a Halloween trip to Colma, California, the city where the dead out number the living 1,000-to-1

Includes a grab bag of Colorful living tips of the day.

Tick Tick Tick ... today is all about time with alittle sidetrack into why I'm rooting for one brave owner to field an entire NFL team of openly gay men.

Today's stories: American needs roofie, impounded watermelons,and selling hurricane naming rights.

More than 75 percent of Americans pay homage to a day that celebrates something they'll do anything to avoid -- and that's work. Also why the NFL needs armless linemen and me telling an Arnold Palmer story about the time his 73-year-old rival Gary Player appeared nude on the cover of ESPN the Magazine.

Latrobe celebrates its history in the creation of the banana split; Chris Rodell talks about B.S. bank robberies, B.S.beer thefts, and why the Laurel Highlands should consider hosting an actual slug fest.

I'm not gonna kid you. This isn't the most polished podcast you're ever going to hear. But what it lacks in techy aplomb, it makes up for in humor and heart. And, I promise, it'll all get better and better. So thanks for listening and sharing. Special thanks to special guests Nashville singer/songwriter and Latrobe native Irene Kelly, and to Randy Baumann of the DVE Morning Show! And most of all,...

Humorous anecdotes and candid reflections, touching on Chris' past work experiences with the National Enquirer under the management of David Pecker, especially during the time of the Trump hush money trial. Alongside fascinating guest interviews, Chris shares his thoughts on the controversial idea that Fred Rogers and Arnold Palmer may not have been as neighborly as one might expect. As we wrap up...

Delve into the quirky world of the rich and famous and the treasures they leave behind in hotel lost and founds. Picture this: a $100,000 watch inscribed by Johnny Cash, diamond jewelry that requires armored transportation, and all the oddities from Rolex watches to bags of marijuana — these are just a few of the items forgotten by wealthy patrons who, it turns out, are just as forgetful as the re...

Where we delve into the colorful world of Doc Giffen, a legendary figure in the town of Latrobe, known for his close association with golfing icon Arnold Palmer. Host Chris Rodell shares personal anecdotes and insights into the life of this extraordinary individual, who played a pivotal role in the career of Arnold Palmer. The episode also explores the significance of the iconic theme from Cheers...

Chris Rodell shares poignant and humorous stories about his beloved mother, reflecting on her Christian faith and their experiences together. He also discusses modern-day inconveniences such as foot-long receipts and the decline of traditional phone conversations, all while imparting witty and thought-provoking tips for colorful living. Join Chris as he weaves together touching family moments and...

Chris has ethical conundrums with Joe Hardy and the legendary Nemacolin Resort. Featuring a tribute to Joe Hardy and Tony the Barber, Chris's storytelling skills bring to life the colorful and unforgettable characters and events intertwined with this remarkable resort. Join us as we dive into the world of Nemacolin and celebrate the legacy of Joe Hardy in this engaging and entertaining episode.

Heartwarming tales of a determined 14-year-old girl rescuing her beloved dog from impound to humorous musings on the challenges of loving a quirky pet, Chris explores the joys and absurdities of canine companionship. Join us as we dive into the world of dogs, from misadventures with a mischievous pet to the unexpected potential of bomb-sniffing and bum-sniffing dogs. Stay tuned for a delightful bl...

It's a wild ride through the biggest leap year festival in existence and tales of how a 40ft sling shot started as a 5 beer project and turned into a town party. Join us in the twin towns of Anthony, Texas and Anthony, New Mexico, where leap year babies and their families come together for some seriously quirky celebrations and learn about the wacky events, fascinating entertainment, and hilarious...

Jump into the world of aliens, the Kecksburg UFO incident, and other colorful stories along the way. From politically motivated extraterrestrials to quirky parades and musings on the possibility of alien life, Chris shares his unique perspectives and experiences with his signature humor and storytelling flair. So get ready for a fascinating and entertaining dive into the world of aliens and all th...

Strange birthdays, the time I made Michael Jordan laugh, and reminiscing on family anniversaries. Welcome to Episode 16 of Use All the Crayons, the podcast where we celebrate the colorful stories of life. In this episode, host Chris Rodell explores the unique concept of celebrating the birthdays of inanimate objects, such as hot water heaters and furnaces, while also delving into the anniversaries...

From his thoughts on the logistics of hosting the Super Bowl in New York and New Jersey to his musings on celebrating a Steelers victory, Chris shares his unique perspective and entertaining anecdotes. With his signature wit and storytelling prowess, Chris captivates us with his take on the NFL and invites us to share our thoughts on the winter Super Bowl and more. So grab your favorite drink, set...

From clean jokes to laugh tracks, and even the ticklishness of rats. Chris shares anecdotes, jokes, and his musings on the role of laughter in our lives. We also delve into the controversial use of laugh tracks in sitcoms and how it may influence our perception of humor. Join us for an entertaining and thought-provoking discussion on the nature of comedy and the importance of laughter in our daily...

This week we have stories of mistaken celebrity identity and unexpected encounters. From attending Bruce Willis's event as a pretend VIP to inadvertently receiving an assignment to stake out Charles Bronson's mom's funeral, the experiences are both comical and heartwarming. Amid amusing misadventures and undercover antics, Chris's encounters with confusion, laughter, and unsuspecting subjects make...

A colorful array of topics, from a Hollywood Lifetime Achievement Award to the wild world of sex parties and the enduring impact of a harsh winter. Host Chris Rodell and his guests share personal anecdotes and observations on a wide range of subjects, including encounters with iconic actors, reflections on controversial films, and the charming yet treacherous nature of winter getaways. Join us as...

A bizarre burglary, almost dying on a frozen lake, and a surprising encounter with a Pennsylvania State Trooper. The theme for today's stories is law and order, and later, Chris reminisces about his time as a reporter for the National Enquirer, offering an amusing and insightful look into his past exploits. With humorous anecdotes and intriguing insights, this episode is sure to entertain and enli...

From the inspiring story of Mollie Unger, a single mother of twins who accomplished daily tasks with her feet, to a humorous account of attending a concert with his father, Chris's stories are sure to captivate and entertain. In this episode of "Use All The Crayons," host Chris Rodell shares tales of remarkable individuals and unexpected adventures. Join us as we explore the remarkable feats that...

Today, we'll be talking about It's a Wonderful Life, the obnoxious practice of cajoling celebrities to be in your family Christmas card portraits, and why there isn't more written about the teenage Jesus. Chris shares about his annual pilgrimage to the Jimmy Steward museum and delves into the pressure for perfection during the holidays, celebrity family Christmas card portraits, and the mysterious...

Chris Rodell shares a collection of Christmas jokes to kick off the festive spirit, followed by a heartfelt and humorous personal anecdote set during Christmas in 2009. As he narrates this engaging story of mistaken identity and impromptu social interaction, Rodell explores the themes of kindness, deception, and the desire for comfort and joy during the holiday season. He then delves into the hist...