unGROWN-UPS

In a rare evening recording session fueled by beer and whiskey, Ryan and Matthew are joined by Jacob and things quickly go off the rails. The three amigos discuss the local beer cave, gratuitous nudity and helicoptering, debate the perfect doughnut, and discuss the best t-shirt brand ever- Kinda Fit Kinda Fat. The guys discuss Panda Express, vaccinations, fuel shortages, and Jacob's 3100 mile road...

Ryan and Matthew kick off the episode with the realization that the first few days of May are just filled with date related memes. Thanks to the Star Wars tie-ins with May the Fourth, there's a bunch of new Star Wars merchandise hitting the shelves- and Ryan's wallet. The dudes discuss Ryan's love/hate relationship with needles, Matthew recaps his Cameo birthday surprise for his wife, the guys are...

Fresh from some travel, Ryan and Matthew reunite at unGROWN-UP HQ to recap their Spring Break shenanigans. The daring duo discuss insane rental car pricing, theme park re-openings, a southwest roadtrip, a Southwest flight, summer camps, overlanding gear, new toys, why professional scooter riders should be called Pro Scooterers, and plenty of other inanity to imbibe.

After an extra week away, the guys are back with a vengeance as they somehow cover men's fashion, taxes, vehicle projects, why Expedia blows, scooters, running, adopting a grandma, why Jack Black is awesome, Predator, the Suez Canal, why Uber blows, LEGOs, Covid vaccinations, school fundraisers, parking lot shenanigans, and the weather. Trust us, you're gonna wanna listen.

Happy Covidversary? Ryan and Matthew commemorate one year of pandemic living and discuss the light at the end of the tunnel. The dudes discuss terrible names, the things and adventures they're looking forward to, the return of Monopoly at grocery stores, the Coming 2 America sequel, local food finds, Sunday Chick-Fil-A cravings, Crazy Cart modifications, and other stream of consciousness musings.

Ryan and Matthew start things off with a 90's rewind as they discuss the 25th anniversary of Happy Gilmore, their feelings towards Adam Sandler, and the always amusing fashion trends of the early 90's. Ryan recalls recent rides, Matthew pines for pizza, and both debate adult scooters. Sprinkle in old folks, odd dreams, and the soothing sounds of falling bricks and you've got another random experie...

After a week off for some adventures, Ryan and Matthew return for a Superb Owl XXXVII episode to share their tales. Ryan recaps his trip to Las Vegas where he shot stuff, ate stuff, watched stuff, and did stuff. The dudes discuss Ferraris, driving through a blizzard, Spring Break roadtrip plans, downsizing, and other stream of consciousness. Ryan contemplates a nomadic lifestyle, Matthew contempla...

The men of the 171st most popular leisure podcast in New Zealand kick off the show with a discussion of their recent mini adventures. Ryan and Matthew share their morning's mini off-road adventure where they encountered nature and a ton of lifted Jeeps. Ryan shares his San Diego mini adventure where he enjoyed crack head sandwiches, played with a goat and a mini horse, and visited some closed muse...

The unGROWN-UPs kick off 2021 by taking a look back at 2020. Ryan and Matthew recap their Christmas celebrations and swap stories of their favorite childhood Christmas presents. The distinguished dudes discuss what they did during the always awkward week between Christmas and New Years and share their highlights from 2020.

Ryan and Matthew spend an hour with honorary ungrownup and MotorTrend's horn tester, Jonny Lieberman to discuss lunch, The Land Before Time, calisthenics, cards, Porsches, influencers, watches, and the future. The bad Santas exchange presents and then talk about t-shirts, gingerbread houses, drive-through Christmas light displays, odd bicycles, and other odds and ends.

Ryan and Matthew get into the holiday spirit as they recap their Thanksgiving and prepare for Christmas. Santa's not-so-little helpers discuss holiday foods, try to determine if there were any decent Black Friday shopping deals, their thoughts on Christmas decor, and why the pandemic has made being charitable this holiday season more difficult than expected. Ryan gets excited for his grilling gift...

Ryan and Matthew get together virtually to discuss anything and everything- including the challenges of determining if having the sniffles this time of year means you've got a cold or Covid. Matthew gets a deal on some weights and waits on the USPS to stop screwing up his deliveries. Ryan shares his 4Runner adventure to Bishop, California where the finest dining establishment in town happens to be...

Energized with an extra hour of sleep thanks to the end of Daylight Saving time, Ryan and Matthew cover a lot of ground in this week's episode. The Halloween candy enthusiasts share their Halloween adventures, Ryan gets a new Monster in his garage, four-legged bitches are somehow drawn to Matthew, Ryan experiences Amazon Fresh, Instagram's suggested posts are creepy, the loss of Sean Connery, a cr...

Ryan and Matthew get together for their thirtieth episode and kick things off with Deep Fakes, Hairballs, Popping, and ASMR videos. Matthew shares his newfound love of pressure-washing everything he can as he continues his home-improvement projects with some work in the backyard. The dudes chat about the surprising items that are in short supply these days- including appliances, Hot Pockets, alumi...

Ryan and Matthew recap a week that was both overwhelming and underwhelming as the guys dumped more time and money into their money pit projects. Ryan claims he has created the next big food craze- the Burgerrito and why he'll miss the Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell. The bearded brethren discuss movies and why James Bond might kill the movie theater industry and Matthew shares how he and his wife confu...

Ryan and Matthew relive 1990s entertainment with binge-watching sprees of Cobra Kai episodes and Bill & Ted movies and the hours they've wasted playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater Remastered. The hirsute homeboys discuss 1990s movies they've seen countless times, POGs, comic books, sports cards, and memorabilia. While the dumpster fire that is 2020 rages on, the guys discuss trash TV, drive-in entertainm...

Alright stop, collaborate, and listen. Ryan's back from his brand new adventure. Matthew & Ryan rap about the Ryan Rails America adventure that took Ryan from LA to Portland to Chicago via Amtrak. The pretty-fly-for-white-guys cover all the ground that Ryan covered via rail and why he decided to take to the skies to return home from Chicago. With the Labor Day Holiday weekend in effect, Ryan break...

Ryan and Matthew kick off their twenty-sixth episode by reminiscing on their all too short stay-at-home summer as the school year gets underway. The hirsute homeboys discuss Ryan wearing pants and losing his favorite pair of Oakley sunglasses on a business trip to LA, Matthew shares the joy of home improvement projects involving 18' ceilings, Ryan gives us an update on his Ryan Rails America train...

Ryan and Matthew are a quarter of the way to something good as they sit down for their twenty-fifth episode. The brilliantly bearded buddies are joined by Socially Distant Sarah who also happens to be an unGROWNUPS superfan. The trio discuss the return of MLB, NBA, and NHL action amidst the pandemic, how the leagues are fostering virtual fan support at the games, and what it means for all eight(!)...

Matthew and Ryan ponder the significance of National Ice Cream Day and wonder what it would take create a National unGROWN-UP Day. As Matthew prepares for a family Summer Semi-Staycation where he'll be working from home in someone else's home, the guys discuss Palm Springs as a destination and as a movie on Hulu. The bearded brethren bemoan the current Coronavirus coin shortage, Ryan discusses how...

Matthew and Ryan survived the 4th of July with all of their appendages intact to swap stories about firework misadventures, chicken wings, and the difficulty in feeling patriotic during a raging dumpster fire. Matthew rage hates on Old Navy and the abysmal online shopping experience he's had to endure for some cloth masks. The guys reminisce on the 80s and 90s with Back to the Future and introduci...

Ryan and Matthew take a quick break from their families on Father's Day and the dudes veer off into a discussion on dub deuces, customizing crap cars, Ryan pimping his ride, Porsche hunting, other automotive musings. Once they leave the car talk behind, the guys chat about barbecuing, books, bidets, the politicization of a pandemic, and what the rest of summer is gonna look like.

The boys are back! Ryan and Matthew are joined by Jason and Alli for a responsibly distant face-to-face conversation. The three men and the lady jump right in and discuss the turmoil the United States is experiencing and why Black Lives Matter and share the importance of getting involved. The motley crew of ungrownups go on to discuss Ryan's birthday pizza party, baby x-rays, squirrels, online sho...

Ryan and Matt kick off their XX episode with a recap of Ryan skipping out on a camping trip to wait on a sandwich delivery that he forgot he ordered weeks prior, and it somehow gets stranger from there. The guys discuss expensive sandwich spending, random online purchases, pre-ordering Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1+2 four months in advance, the terrible Facebook avatar craze, receiving emails from appl...

Ryan and Matt are definitely hairier and possibly heavier as they roll into their nineteenth episode. The bearded gentlemen discuss Ryan's newly-discovered man-bun capability, his off-roading adventures with kids who hate it, and the guys discuss all things 1990s including the late Jerry Stiller's stint on Seinfeld, The Last Dance ESPN documentary, and Matt's purchase of the Street Fighter 30th An...