unGROWN-UPS

Your unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back with a vengeance as they kick off their sixty-eighth episode in front of an Instagram live audience. With their planned guest sidelined by an ungrownup tortilla chip injury, the dudes discuss in no particular order: dumb self-inflicted injuries, unboxing Hoopties- a card game for car people, why Poop is the best word, Parking Lot shenanigans, Ryan's new...

It's been a while, but the boys are back! This super-sized episode starts with a somewhat depressing discussion of current events, before the hirsute homeboys lighten the mood by trading unexpected insult combinations thanks to a chart they found on the internet. The wank waffles recap Matthew's trip to Colorado for Pikes Peak in which he and his son crammed all sorts of adventure across seven day...

Your favorite ungrownups are back with a vengeance as Ryan and Matthew catch up on their recent adventures. Ryan visited Diet Canada, which is commonly referred to by most as Minnesota, where he did some team-building, bowled, learned the sport of WhirlyBall, and caught an NHL playoff game. Matthew's on the hunt for another watch to add to his collection and the guys debate if it's worth contempla...

The gorgeous unGROWN-UPS, Matthew and Ryan, are back in action! The two Barbizon rejects make up for lost time and start the episode off with a discussion about Ryan's new neighbors that he has no desire to meet and the joys of day drinking at Little League games with grandparents. Both of the gentlemen recap their recent travel adventures to Maui and Chicago including: free airport lounge access,...

Your favorite fools, Ryan and Matthew, roll into their 64th episode talking about April Fools shenanigans, gas prices, Zillow Gone Wild, stupid neighbors and mis-delivered packages, F1 fun, MoonSwatches, Cowboy Curtis, Ryan Reynolds, Julia Child, luxury batting cages, coin-operated kid toys, resellers suck, building a Lamborghini, Intercourse, Pikes Peak roadtrip adventure, EV swaps, flipping cars...

Ryan and Matthew are back at the microphones after waiting an additional week to record because of activities. The guys discuss parks, Cars and Coffees, chrome bumpers, belated Christmas presents, anniversaries, malls, automotive startups, pre-ordering an EV, remote-controlled fun, cults, fictional universes, Turning Red, countdowns, taxes, Back To The LEGOs, getting extreme, shopping carts, poop...

Ryan and Matthew roll right into their sixty-second episode accompanied by Matthew's half brother, Steven Smith- no not that Steven Smith. In this episode the distinguished men discuss Ryan's bat-joy for Michael Keaton, Matthew reviews his Valentine's Day gift, vintage ball games, Zillow Gone Wild, squirrels, watch repair, RC cars, credit card rewards, social media ads, scorched Porsches, sign lan...

Professional driver on a closed course, Sarah joins Ryan and Matthew in-studio to discuss everything and anything including button making, spin art, the winter Olympics, Matthew's New York adventure, NY vs. Chicago pizza, Sarah's Mercedes press trip, Broncos, stickers, dishwashers, Instagram contest scam, custom LEGO minifigs, instant karma, distracted drivers, dumb lawsuits, spring break plans, a...

The dynamic duo kick off their 60th episode as only they can- slightly confused. Matthew and Ryan excitedly share their upcoming travel plans to New York and Chicago for some impromptu weekend adventures. Then the dudes discuss Ripley's puppy adventures, the new "more inclusive" M&Ms character redesign, stuff they've been watching, stuff they've been eating, why supercars in Southern California ar...

Ryan and Matthew finally sit down for their first episode of 2022. The gentlemen immediately fumble the start and recover by discussing an array of topics including: numerology, little league, Supercross, Matthew's pain of being denied a breakfast burrito, stalking food trucks on Instagram, LEGO's new butthole, Christmas recap, parking structure shenanigans, should you patronize a small-minded sma...

Ryan and Matthew along with returning guests Nick and Jacob, sit down to amuse each other with some profanity and holiday cheer. The musings of these merry men include: Ryan introducing his new best friend, Ripley the miniature Australian Shepard, Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage, bad movie or concert experiences, the best and worst Christmas songs, Carnage A Trois, trains and slot cars, In-N-Out...

Matthew and Ryan meet up for an extra-special evening recording session covering an absurd variety of topics including: things that pop, Jeff Goldblum, streaming shows, Jack in the Taco, favorite candies, hotel carpets, Coldplay/BTS song lyrics, Thanksgiving adventures, TVs at Best Buy, shopping at IKEA, filthy car interior stories, pizza talk, car chases and crashes, keto recipes and plenty of ot...

In an extra-special unGROWN-UPS episode, Ryan and Matthew are accompanied in-studio by Sarah Fairfield and her spouse, Dave Coleman for some banter and beverages. Sarah, Dave, and Matthew recap the Radwood SoCal automotive event that they attended and share their top picks for best in show. The foursome discuss a range of automotive-related topics including who's the better driver- Sarah, the prof...

Ryan and Matthew are joined in-studio by Nick and his cooler bag of beer for another rousing unGROWN-UPS epsiode. In no particular order and without rhyme or reason, the dudes discuss burgers, fried chicken, the furthest distance they've traveled for food, and Freebirds in Isla Vista, California. The trio debate if it's worth attending sporting events in a pandemic, Bluetooth driveshafts, supercha...

Ryan and Matthew are accompanied in-studio yet again by Marc. The trio chat about everything and anything including: a field trip to the Petersen Automotive Museum, getting yelled at by a docent, Type C Porsches, James Hetfield, James Bond, the Beatles, questionable car modifications, automotive myths, building a Hello Kitty scrambler, drawing on a supercar, electric motorcycles, Home Alone in LEG...

Ryan and Matthew skip the formalities and jump right into things as Ryan recaps his incident and the guys cover semi-current events with the Facebook/Instagram/WhatsApp outage, the Pacific Airshow, and the Huntington Beach oil spill. The low-rent Siskel & Ebert turn to entertainment and the dudes cover Netflix's Squid Game, Edward Scissorhands, movies with bedtime stories, and questionable pornogr...

Ryan and Matthew kick off their fifty-second episode in the best way possible- unprepared and with an in-studio guest. Marc joins the fun as the guys discuss in no particular order, Rock Paper Scissors, POGs, religious headwear, Italian Denny's, meat crayons, making bacon, malls, Blockbuster, Good Housekeeping, the Kardashians, candles, Excalibur, sports fans, wearing protection, spicy beans, and...

Ryan and Matthew return from their Labor Day break and are joined by their not-so-special guest Nick for an extended-length episode. Ryan recaps why he left town for the holiday weekend and why tourists in convertibles on Pacific Coast Highway are the worst. We learn that Ryan drove a 72 Corvette while also sporting a mohawk in high school. The dapper dudes ponder their impending mortality as they...

Ryan and Matthew achieve a questionable milestone as they've hit the 50th episode mark in their unGROWN-UPS saga and they go a little car crazy. The automotive aficionados discuss the Lamborghini Countach, Toyota's supply chain issues, crazy dealer markups on new vehicles, and custom vehicles built in limited numbers. Grayson shares his Heineken 0.0 tasting experience, Ryan discovers Knob Creek On...

Ryan and Matthew kick off the 49th episode with some childhood reminiscing of playground games and going to the arcades at the mall. Ryan secures his status as the fun uncle as he recaps his trip to Legoland with his niece and nephew. Matthew shares stories about his time in Tehachapi while his son was at Woodward West, with deer, unexpected track time at Willow Springs Raceway, and soaring over T...

If you can't get enough of Ryan and Matthew, this episode is 50% more entertaining as Matthew's son, Grayson, makes his podcasting debut. The two and a half ungrownups discuss Matthew's trip to the bachelorette capital of North America, the Lane Motor Museum, and the US Space and Rocket Center. Matthew and Grayson share their thoughts on Fast & Furious 9 and Ryan shares his Northern California adv...

With extreme temperatures in full effect across the Western US, and Ryan and Matthew heading out for some business and leisure travel, the dudes sit down in front of the mics to chat and chill. The unGROWN-UPS discuss dumb brand collaborations, six-figure video games, car spotting, internal theme music, podcast playback speeds, billionaires in space, Space Jam, Mexican seafood, terrible corporate...

Your favorite unGROWN-UPs, Ryan and Matthew, brave the heat to discuss (in no particular order): Sexy Beasts, male grooming, BMX bikes, Rollerblades, Weekend at Bernie's, drinking at kids activity centers, Shabu Shabu, dropping a Batwing, the weather, unexpected convenience store merchandise, shopping with a naked face, Nana Sandy updates, visiting the South, Bloomin' Onions, and much much more!

Summer fun has begun! Ryan recaps his ride up to Northern California on his BMW for a multi-day mid-week adventure followed by his visit to the California Science Center to check out the Art of the Brick and the Space Shuttle Endeavour. Matthew recaps his son's adventure at Skate Camp and the challenges of building a skateboard when there's an infinite number of parts combinations possible. Matthe...

Ryan and Matthew jump into their forty-fourth episode with Ryan sharing the joy of playing in a bounce house and the unexpected pain that friction burns cause. The manly mates veer into uncharted territory with an impromptu book club discussion on the book that Matthew just purchased and the book that Ryan just finished before the twosome course correct and discuss food cravings, shopping, annoyin...