unGROWN-UPS

Your favorite Olympic hopefuls, Ryan and Matthew, are back for some Summer fun. In no particular order, the dudes discuss: the difficulties in watching the summer games, the difficulties in getting into new shows, their recent travel adventures, gardening is expensive, new hats, fun with fireworks, shoe shopping, telling directions, tombstones, ugly new trucks, brake jobs, smash and grab robberies...

Yeah, we know. It's been a while, but your irresponsibly responsible unGROWN-UPS are back in action! Ryan and Matthew are back to regale your ears with stories of their adventures over the last few months that somewhat explain why they've been too busy to sit down in front of the microphones. The bearded brethren are joined by the un-bearded Nick as the terrible threesome talk travel, trucks, taco...

Your lovable unGROWN-UPS kick things off with their inability to keep count. While they may think it's their 90th episode, it's actually their 91st episode- but who's keeping track? As an atmospheric river bears down on SoCal, the guys talk Cybertrucks in the wild, Vision Pro bros, Fauxverlanding, dealing with rain, cheap tools, supercross, questionable automotive modifications, the Grand National...

It's a new year with the same ol' unGROWN-UPS. Between the holidays and some travel adventures, it's been a while but Ryan and Matthew are back! This extra-tasty episode includes in no coherent order: locker-room talk, fun with cables, Pioneer Chicken, deep-frying at home, Darth Vader on the freeway, Ryan's New Year's fireworks, Matthew's magical Casa Bonita experience, the dudes check out Northga...

Santa's not-so-little elves, Ryan and Matthew, kick off their eighty-ninth episode trying to define what's old as Ryan learns that people over 40 are a protected class due to their age. In no particular order the two Jingle Bells consider the technologically illiterate, shopping at the mall during the holidays, buying LEGO for others and for yourself, significant others who dislike fish, Del Taco...

The Boys are back! With life and travel getting in the way, Ryan and Matthew are back to bless your ear holes with some much needed nonsense. The guys connect the dots on their adventures between Halloween, Korea, Japan, and Thanksgiving before returning to the present where they must prepare for more holiday and end-of-year fun.

Your favorite mustachioed unGROWN-UPS, Ryan and Matthew, are back in action with their buddy Nick accompanying them for the first half before he bails to coach a Little League game. Listen as the gentlemen somehow run a thread through the following topics: stickers, betting on Little League, Rennsport, Porsche desires, pitching a tent, Japanese Classic Car Show, Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffl...

Your lovable a-holes, Ryan and Matthew return with plenty of things to talk about including: camping, Yetis, HydroFlasks, spending more for free shipping, online tire shopping, motorcycle cops, fun with appliances, stupid smarthome products, brewery trivia, Halloween season vs. Pumpkin Spice Latte season, anniversaries at In-N-Out, mustaches, monks making alcohol, the Piña Verde, Casa Bonita ticke...

Neither Hurricane Hillary nor a 5.1 Earthquake could stop Ryan and Matthew from being unGROWN-UPs. Triumphantly enduring through Mother Nature's best, the harebrained homeboys discuss everything and anything- including the weather, Ryan's 12-hour Arizona adventure, confusing clickbait social media ads, talking dog buttons, sucking at softball, feats of strength, plugging in, solar shadiness, StubH...

Ryan and Matthew are back in action along with Nick who's clearly a glutton for punishment. The dudes discuss meth, prisons, trains, dinosaurs, roadtrip snacks, sunflower seeds, Facebook Marketplace, making bacon, appliance repair, the Concorde, burgers, woodworking, playing sports as an adult, beer talk, home improvement projects always take three trips, back to school, pondering tattoos, and why...

Your favorite unGrown-Ups, Ryan and Matthew, have survived independence day with all of their appendages still attached. In this episode the hirsute homeboys breeze through a variety of riveting content including: Ryan learns what his neighbor's sex rocket really is, Independence Day shenanigans, Ryan buys a hat, Matthew recaps his father/son Pikes Peak adventure, Ryan gets into Jiu Jitsu and Chir...

It's an extra car-crazy episode as Colin, an AE86-owner and Hoopties card game creator, joins Ryan, Matthew, and Matthew's son Grayson in studio for what essentially becomes a more profane version of NPR's Car Talk. The three-and-a-half men discuss what it takes to create automotive-themed novelty products, the joys of AE86 ownership, the fun of Facebook Marketplace, car audio shenanigans, Volkswa...

It's been a minute or two, but your favorite ungrownups Ryan and Matthew are back to pleasure your earholes. You've waited long enough, so rather than waste your time with a witty social media post, get to listening!

The '90s were 20 years ago- right? Ryan does Nitro Rallycross, and he describes the sounds of EV racing and the joy of porta potties at motorsports events. Ryan test drives a Polestar and discovers why gloss black looks great on pianos but terrible in cars. Matthew shares his adventures of spending five hours driving in a SoCal rainstorm and the guys discuss the intricacies of concert parking and...

It's that time of the month where Ryan and Matthew get together to pleasure your earholes! You'll get to experience the guys picking right up where they left off as Ryan's talks about his hole, the dudes discuss corduroy, the snow and rain in SoCal, and Ryan's been drinking. Now that it's Girl Scout cookie season, the cookie connoisseurs discuss their favorite cookies, why their Thin Mints look di...

2023 has been off to a busy start, but Ryan and Matthew are back from recent travel adventures to Washington D.C. and Japan with plenty to share about what they saw, did, and ate. The dudes then talk SoCal sports, deal with an unwanted religious solicitor, discuss terrible sequels to Predator and RoboCop, and plenty of other ungrownup non-sequiturs.

New year, still unGROWN-UPS... although one of us now owns an air fryer. Ryan and Matthew kick off twenty twenty-three with a recap of their holiday adventures and their plans for the new year. The resolution-free men talk toys, appliances, food, travel, bumper stickers, and share what they've been streaming as only they can- with minimum effort and maximum excellence!

Since it's the holidays, Ryan and Matthew don their gay apparel and record their final episode of 2022. The two not-so-wise men discuss their lazy Sunday, unexpected letters in the mail, Ryan's dog-iversary, lighting up the neighbor's house, LEGO tree topper, inappropriate children's books, monochromatic clothing, Elf en Español, Super Nintendo World, getting cozy in a Countach, how much is too mu...

Whether you celebrate Happy Honda Days or Toyotathon, it's a definitely a December to Remember as Ryan and Matthew get back behind the microphones. The dynamic duo kick off the episode expanding Grayson's vocabulary before discussing their holiday toy and food drive donation strategies. From there the topics weave a continuous thread through the Sourdough Jack, roundabouts, brisket, Black Friday p...

The guys are back in action after taking a brief break due to birthdays and travel. Ryan's dog is balls-free and drugged up as he recovers from his birthday neutering. Matthew encounters the dumbest innovation in toilet paper- wavy perforations, Ryan is a toilet paper brand snob, and the guys realize they're not candidates for subscribe-and-save subscriptions. Ryan had his first-ever massage and s...

Just like the Happy Meals of your youth, you're going to have to open up this unGROWN-UPS episode to enjoy the auditory surprise inside! In this limited edition collaboration, Ryan and Matthew discuss passive streaming, selling a used car, consuming coffee, kid-free adventures, test drives, music, LEGO foosball, Mario, Hocus Pocus, outdoor furniture, special deliveries, headwear, footwear, zipping...

Ryan and Matthew are back in front of the microphones for much more than seventy seconds in their latest and greatest seventy-second episode. The not-totally-terrible twosome discuss the joys of street parking, seeing the Vandals and Iron Maiden in concert, and question why MTV still has Video Music Awards if they don't show music videos. Matthew finally finds a pair of shorter shorts and then qui...

Fresh from the Labor Day holiday weekend and abbreviated work week, Ryan and Matthew are back to recap their latest (mis)adventures including; car crashes, stock picks, left lane hogs, mispronounced words, birria, beer, monsoons, museums, Lightning, 40 ounces, how to steal a Korean car, Halloween, Detroit, the Weird movie, mower madness, and is a Miata the answer?

Ryan and Matthew ease into the episode as the warm weather has them in an unexpectedly lazy mood. The dudes leisurely anything and everything including; Ryan's dog Ripley getting into trouble at doggy daycare, Ryan's last minute trip to Detroit, Matthew's Instagram-influenced Labor Day plans, the demise of Dirt Every Day, shopping for shorts, the evolution of work attire, subscription shenanigans,...

Ryan and Matthew have achieved a questionable milestone with their sixty-ninth episode! The episode starts off with an unexpected discussion of vintage tech and memories- as Sarah returns to the show to share her trials and tribulations with videocassettes and VCRs, which then quickly veers off into discussions of novelty telephones and Blockbuster Video memories. The group gab about giving drivin...