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Gather round for Episode 4 of our Brothers Grimm Advent series, where we delve into the delightfully daft tale of "The Drummer." It's a story where absolutely everyone is rather silly—silly to the point of making one question their life choices. Expect a motley crew of characters who wouldn’t know common sense if it danced in front of them wearing a top hat and a very obnoxious drummer. If you've...

Alright, folks, buckle up! Episode 3 of our Brother's Grimm Advent Series  just dropped, and it’s a wild ride. We’re diving into The Donkey —and let’s just say, this fairy tale isn’t your typical “Once upon a time” fluff. Ever wonder what happens when a donkey, a poor guy, and a whole lot of weird life choices collide? Well, in this episode, we’re exploring kinks, acceptance,  and self-expression...

Apologies this is late! Marsha contracted a bug and is still queasy, but here we are and the holiday fun continues with our second Advent special! This time, we’re tackling the Brothers Grimm’s Prince Swan  — and yeah, it’s a wild one. Just whatever you think is going to happen, it's not, and this is not The Swan Prince either, very different vibe. But jump in and just suspend belief as we sink in...

Happy Advent! We are kicking things off Nativity - The Sequel! Ever wondered what happened to Mary after all that Christ stuff? Well tune in and get ready to be chilled to your very core!

It’s finally here! The grand finale of Heidi! And holy smokes, so much goes down! We’re hit with the ultimate choice: sausage or a beating (tough call). The OG bestie duo is back — cottagecore meets goth in a mashup we never knew we needed. Plus, Katy takes us on an emotional rollercoaster by bringing up Jenko. Seriously, thanks for that, Katy. Nothing like a little trauma to end things on a high...

Sorry for the delay guys! Then hen party really wiped us out! But here it is! The penultimate episode! And we're finding our religion, TW, we are not Christian, don't take our views too seriously. But do take kidnapped children seriously! And while we're handing out advice, don't kidnap children! Enjoy! x

The next episode of Heidi is on the way! But to keep you occupied, here's something horrible.

Heidi is trying to navigate her new home in Frankfurt, but desperately wants to go back to the mountains; and she's doing a terrible job at being sent back there. Heidi is the best playmate ever! Whether she's filling the classroom with cuns or having a very small hat, she's bring wholesome delight wherever she goes! Knitting is a lie though.

We are back, with what appears to be a series of the worst dinner parties of all time. And, yes! Before you say it, we mean Denethor II when we say Theodan! But wow, a lot happens here, we meet Peter's mum and grandmother (and we're taking bets for who you'd think would win in a fight). Basic takeaways: Heidi is 5 Still keep an eye on Ohi Did 90s family cinema emotionally destroy anyone else? And...

We are back with a new story and we are off to the Swiss Alps with Heidi and Öhi! Get ready for wholesome vibes, but... maybe don't trust Peter with your goats...oh! And seriously don't piss Öhi off, he's a nice guy, but damn, just watch him ok?

It is here! The final instalment of The Catcher in the Rye, and, I think we're all owed an apology, oh and Marsha should apologise for attempting screamo, this episode is a bit fever dreamy tbh. Enjoy! We'll be back in a few weeks with a more wholesome read to see out the summer!

You've heard of hot girl summer, well it's time for Holden Summer! (You're gonna hate it). But stay tuned for some truly iconic insults, and the most cringeworthy night you will ever bear witness too. Oh, and who thinks Katy's partner James is a sneaky snake?

Part 3, Holden has arrived in NYC and he is ready to paaarrrtttaaayyyyy! Only, no one else wants to party with him on account if him being a child and a tosser, which is fair enough! Main takeaways: Make sure you're following @mistermainer1 on Instagram Learn there are certain things that should be kept out of reach of children Get fully on board with us making a film of this with Danny De Vit...

We reconnect with Hold a Cauliflower as he gets back to school and meet some of his friends. Of course, Holden doesn't think of them as being friends, on account of them being phonies!! (And having questionable hygiene). Get ready for the ickiest of boys and how not to deliver a witty comeback...

We are back!! Sorry it's been too long, apparently moving house and losing your job is quite time consuming! But out with the old and in with the new, and boy, do we have a book in store for you! We are taking a look at Catcher in the Rye, the book that has been linked with multiple violent attacks, teenage angst, and rebellion against "phonies". Get ready to rage, as we take you thr...

Right, wow, I mean, I think we can all kind of predict what's going to happen, but wow, there are some real surprises in this final instalment. Jude goes weird, we discover some new napping positions, and can anyone tell me what an idiot shape is? Don't say us!

Gage is dead. Yep. Dead. Will Lewis be able to accept it? Will he ever get to Disneyland? Will Jude do anything remotely useful? It's all happening this week in part 4 of Stephen King's Pet Sematary.

Join us as we find out we have more similarities with the characters in Pet Sematary than we previously thought. We see Louis and his family for their last great day… discuss how we should all have more lassos to hand, and also unpack what the f3ck was going on with those horses running around London?!

Things are getting sinister, sinisterer than a student dying on the first day of term, and that... relaxing bath we bore witness to last time. Get you're hiking boots o, we're going for a climb!

We're back guys! Sorry it's a bit late, lots of life changes at the moment! But we're stoked to be bringing you a new season looking at the the crazy world of Stephen King. Just, take a deep breath, and get ready to meet some very questionable protagonists...

Will Phileas win his bet? Will Aouda grow a personality? Will Passepartout punch Fix? Will they even make it out of America??!! Join us for the final part - it gets wild! Vote now, who would punch Fix? I know Katy would! We will be back after Easter with Pet Samatary, spooOOOooOoky! Have a great Easter guys! We hope you enjoyed this season! Thank you for every listen!

Full blown TW on this episode, we explain it in the episode before we get to the horrid bit and tell you what you need to know for the last episode if you'd rather skip it. But apart from that! Tune in to learn the power of 'no' from Passepartout, relive one of the best internet moments, and marvel at how much dates and times confuse Katy and Marsha.

I mean, I know the characters are on a literal journey but damn! What a journey this episode is! Betrayal, confusion, twists, turns and tumbles! Takeaways:Can you pronounce orangery like a civilised human? How many more ways can Marsha get 'Passepartout' wrong? And, how the f0(k do you say Yokohama?!

We're back! And Fix is in hot pursuit of Passepartout and Fogg! What obstacles will they tackle his week? We have a hymn singalong, and there are some high dramas! And we find out that rail travel has largely stayed the same!

Welcome back one and all! We hope you are all well and ready for our holibobs - because we are embarking on the most futile trip in literature! Get ready to burn those fossil fuels as we splash the cash and infuriate Consuls. Get in b1tches we're going racing!