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FULL AUDIO! Skullduggery has been afoot at Unclassical headquarters, if the first upload is still cutting off, try this one!! The finale is here! But where’s Mary? Well, before we get to that, we meet the famous Mrs Sowerby, Dickon’s mum and you bet she’s a babe. Colin continues with his lectures much to everyone’s dismay, also goes through the “MINE!” phase. Meanwhile, Mr Craven goes to Lake Como...

The finale is here! But where’s Mary? Well, before we get to that, we meet the famous Mrs Sowerby, Dickon’s mum and you bet she’s a babe. Colin continues with his lectures much to everyone’s dismay, also goes through the “MINE!” phase. Meanwhile, Mr Craven goes to Lake Como and has a very relaxing sleep before leisurely making his way home to find… well you’ll just have to listen and see!! And Mar...

Bringing you stories from a cupboard- that is magic. This week we learn Dickon has a very normal last name as his mother takes a more active role in helping the children hide Colin's improving condition to the dismay of cook. Ben Weatherstaff takes teasing Colin a little too far and Colin and Dickon become gym bros.

Hysterics, hysterics, hysterics!!! What is happening at Misselthwaite Manor this week?! Colin's in a huff, Mary's learnt a new word and where does Dickon keep procuring these orphaned baby animals from? It's all very suspicious and simultaneously enchanting. So get ready for some dodgy Yorkshire dialect, Inbetweeners quotes and horror movie imagery! Enjoy!

This week at Misselthwaite Manor it is kicking off!! Colin and Mary may have been getting on like a house on fire, but now the house may as well be on fire! Jesus, don't piss off privileged 10 year olds! Katy tells us her most "embarrassing" memory, and it nearly sees Marsha off, there are some very odd people in this world! And to cap it off, the sun is shining in Yorkshire, which t...

Come join us on the moors for some cathartic wailing to your ex, no this isn't Wuthering Heights, but it does have the same amount of ghosts as Emerald Fennell's film. We'll also discuss boundary setting with Belle and the Beast. More "if The Secret Garden was a horror film" plot development. An autism battle over taking "a bit of earth" too literally. And we find o...

We left last episode with a strange disembodied voice haunting the corridors of Misselthwaite Manor, but shh, no one cares about that - meet the OG Disney Prince - Dickon, every straight 10 year old girls' fantasy. Will Mary be able to keep her cool? Will she show him the garden? Will Ben ever stop roasting Mary at every opportunity? And will Mary ever meet her mysterious uncle? Sit back, whis...

By now you should have done your homework and watched the 90s film version of The Secret Garden, and you should know the uncredited role of Mrs Medlock's love interest, the chicken leg. We can all wish to have a such a satisfying encounter, but only a very select few shall actually experience it. Bet it stank though. So yes! Join us for part 2 of Mary's new life, as she arrives in Yorkshir...

We're back baby! And to help us transition from this horrible winter into the warmer months, we're bringing you The Secret Garden - like only Unclassical can tell it! If you grew up watching the 90s film - get ready to hear the darker themes the film missed out, and if you didn't grow up on 90s film adaptations, well watch them! All of them! You're welcome! But for now, sit back, s...

Ho ho… huh? We are diving into the festive, idealist world of Christmas with Enid Blyton! But is it as perfect as you'd think? Recognise familiar themes of bubbling resentment, parental favouritism and a constant reminder that a woman's place is rearing children and in the kitchen! Good? Good. There's actually quite a lot of history and cocoa too! So get a blanket, snuggle in, and may...

This week, we return to The Crucible and somehow manage to hate John Proctor even more —which we didn’t think was humanly possible, but here we are. We also dive into the very important logistical question: if both parents are in prison for witchcraft, which parent should organise the childcare? Plus, we unveil a new theory about one characters’ secret motivations... Grab your broomstick, light yo...

John’s dragging Mary Warren to court to expose Abby for the chaos gremlin she is — but Salem’s her playground, and tbh, John is too dumb to stand a chance. Cue courtroom meltdowns, mass hysteria, and John threatening to beat children every two minutes. Elizabeth deserved so much better... Justice? Never heard of her.

Things are heating up in Salem faster than a witch at the stake. This week, we return to John and Elizabeth Proctor, as they try (and fail) to have a normal conversation without making us want to cause John much pain. Mary Warren returns from court with gossip hotter than Tituba’s cauldron, and let’s just say... it’s not looking great for the wives of Salem... or women in general... or vulnerable...

Join us for our next instalment where Hale Arrives & the Proctor Tea Spills. Reverend Hale finally struts into Salem ready to sniff out some witches, and things get messy . We learn more about what the girlies were actually up to in the woods (spoiler: it’s not just a cheeky little dance), and tensions start simmering over at the Proctor household. John’s got secrets, Elizabeth’s got suspicion...

Episode 2 of Unclassical’s The Crucible series is here! This week, the drama hits a new level. We learn why you do not mess with the girls (seriously, they run Salem), and finally get the real story behind Goody Proctor and Abby’s beef — and ohhh it is JUICY . 🍵👀 Also… how many people can you squeeze into Betty’s bedroom?! We have got to be sitting on laps by now! 😂 Betrayals, gossip, witchy si...

New Series! It’s officially spooky season, and we are are diving broom-first into something a little... witchy 🧹✨ Our brand new series is here, and we're kicking things off with The Crucible – drama, paranoia, betrayal, and just a touch of Puritanical panic. Standard October vibes, right? So grab your cosiest blanket, light that pumpkin spice candle, and settle in with your favourite witches...

It's here the final instalment and Marsha did not see that ending coming! Generally, we confirm that the bar for men, as ever, is on the floor. You can have a fun conversation starter for this week - would you still be alive if you were a Victorian? And have Rachel and Philick employed the WORST landscape gardeners ever?! Apologies is the sound is a bit erratic, tell Katy to talk louder! We&#3...

Guys, strap in, strap on - just strap something, because wow! Things have amped up with Philip and Rachel, crossed wires, mixed signals and so much ick and cringe! I don't even know what to say, just tune in, find a wooden spoon to bite down on and we'll see you at the end!

Let's have a sneak peek at what you can expect this week: Victorian X-rated vibes? Absolutely, tongues away! Tongues between friends?? Rachel be playing games . Really bad eggs? Tick. Tarantulas! Would you pull a gun? Marsha's had coffee and it SHOWS. C.J. Walker - Marsha's educated and Katy gets some home truths... The Ashley Estate continues to put on a very good spread! But could do better on t...

We are back with part two of My Cousin Rachel, and our girl Rachel is at it again, is she a scheming money grabber? Or, just a girl staring at a gormless boy, wanting to teach Italian? Either way, full respect Rachel, you do you. It's going to take a lot for us to sympathise with Phillip! Also get ready for some awks sexual awakening moments at the hand of our maisonette master! Yes, you read...

We’re back, baby — and this time, we’re diving headfirst into the stormy tea-cup that is My Cousin Rachel by Daphne du Maurier! Get ready to be swept away to the upper echelons of British society — with a cheeky detour to sun-drenched Italy, as we unravel a tale of mystery, obsession, and possibly some very dodgy doings! Is Rachel a vibe or a total skank? Tune it, grab a cup, it's tea spilling...

In this wild ride of an episode, we dive into the last  episode of Of Mice and Men , and damn, bring the tissues and the rage. Expect a flurry of Friends  references and even a surprise appearance from A Muppet Christmas Carol , because everything’s better with muppets. So grab your most confused face and tune in for a show full of laughs, tears, and questionable literary takes.

Join us for part two of this disturbing tale, we're back in the bunk house, and in fact, we don't leave the bunk house, bad damn, everyone is stopping by! What will happen to Candy and his dog? Will Curley ever find his wife? Did you have a teacher at your school that played piano? Ever been asked out at laser tag? And, kewpie doll lamps, cute? Yes or no? Don't miss this bizarre episod...

We are back with our first episode taking a deep dive in Of Mice and Men, we take a quick look at John Steinbeck, see what his deal is, before we set off with George and Lennie on their journey to a new ranch looking for work. Do you think Lennie is sweet or just terrifying? Are George's small, strong arms menacing? And, what exactly has Lennie got in his pockets? And for those who are interes...

Unclassical Podcast Christmas Special! Ho-ho-ho! Ready to wrap up your holiday season with a twisted  Christmas tale? This Christmas Day, we’re dropping our epic final episode of the Grimm Christmas  Advent series, and it’s a doozy . We’re diving into the Brothers Grimm’s Elves and the Shoemaker ... but wait — did you know it's actually a trilogy?! No? That's because it's really freaking weird! El...