Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain

Two Parents Walk into a Bar

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A podcast about parenting and life

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Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain

Episodes

51: Merry Chrysler 25.12.2025 1:33:04

This episode explores the joys and challenges of parenting during the holidays, including Rhett’s first birthday, baby-proofing, weaning, toddler eating habits, and humorous stories from a chaotic snowstorm weekend. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, P...

49: My Goal In Life Is To Be Away From Work As Much As Possible 22.12.2025 1:17:40

The episode covers soda preferences, tailgating mishaps, insights on professional photography, and candid parenting reflections, blending humor with heartfelt discussions on commitment and relationships. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by N...

44: Life Isn’t Getting Cheaper 20.12.2025 56:43

This episode humorously explores parenting challenges, with Ashley sharing insights on healthy eating, pediatric care, and the pressures of family life, alongside personal reflections that highlight the joys amid chaos. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastai...

47: We’re Back After Three Years Of Hiatus 20.12.2025 1:14:46

This episode discusses the challenges of a family illness, sleepless nights, a chaotic Ikea outing with a toddler, and the humorous realities of parenting, emphasizing resilience and small victories along the unpredictable journey of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noa...

43: Noah’s Having A Really Good Day 19.12.2025 1:03:19

In this episode, the hosts tackle car troubles and parenting anecdotes, discussing creative discipline, baby-led weaning, and the importance of family meals, all infused with humor and relatable challenges. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced b...

42: Constantly Becoming More Aware Of Things 19.12.2025 1:04:06

This episode reflects on new parenthood, sharing milestones, humorous sleep stories, grandparent involvement, and work anxieties, celebrating the chaos and connection of parenting with relatable insights. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by...

50: Wait So There Are Actual People That Listen? 17.12.2025 1:06:59

Episode 50 reflects on childhood nostalgia with the Nintendo DS, Rhett's first steps, and parenting challenges like safety and routines, humorously contrasting vacation expectations and sharing a medical anecdote, celebrating the joys of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by...

41: That’s How Professional We Are 29.05.2025 1:04:53

In this episode, we discuss the candid yet chaotic journey of parenthood and the lessons learned throughout the experience. Our conversation begins with humorous remarks about the missing episode number, and we seamlessly transition into a personal achievement as I share the excitement of passing another class in my education journey. The educational details offer a glimpse into my current academi...

40: If You’re Not Vaccinated You Might Want To Think About It 29.05.2025 1:13:58

This episode discusses measles cases in Indiana, a child safety incident, and a Houston midwife's arrest. It includes parenting anecdotes, infant feeding strategies, and reflections on balancing mental health with parenting challenges. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch an...

39: Please Share Our Podcast 21.04.2025 59:52

This episode shares the joys and challenges of parenting, featuring anecdotes about the host's son Arlo, his rapid development, safety concerns, and the chaos of managing storms, while celebrating small joyful moments in the journey of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by N...

37: Get A F*cking Vaccine 12.04.2025 57:26

We discuss Rhett's milestones, including rolling over and solid foods, while addressing vaccination importance and expert advice, blending personal experiences with broader parenting issues. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Ma...

36: Just Trust It 24.03.2025 54:32

Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

35: I’ve Been Struggling Recently 03.03.2025 1:11:02

Celebrating Ashley's birthday, the episode features Morgan and Rhett discussing parenting challenges, sleep training, breastfeeding, and the importance of community support in coping with loss. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch,...

34: I Said Don’t Pee On Me And He Giggled 17.02.2025 1:07:32

This episode navigates the emotional challenges of parenting, highlighting milestones with Rett, sleep regressions, diaper frustrations, and practical tools, all celebrated through laughter and shared experiences. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Pro...

33: Everybody’s Free-Ranging 07.02.2025 1:19:28

In this episode, we navigate the chaos of parenting with pets, sharing humorous tales of dogs and farm animals, discussing milestones, workplace vulnerabilities, and the importance of community support in the parenting journey. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley...

*Bonus Episode* Chaotic Birth Story w/ Brittney Chastain 02.02.2025 51:44

In this special bonus episode of *Two Parents Walk Into a Bar*, I’m joined by my sister Brittney to share my chaotic birth story filled with humor and unexpected moments. We discuss the emotional journey of being induced early due to gestational diabetes, Brittney’s panic-inducing family message, and the intense yet funny moments during labor. The arrival of my epidural brings relief, paving the w...

32: Narrow Down What Actually Matters w/ Brittney Chastain 29.01.2025 1:20:10

Hosts discuss solo parenting a two-month-old, sharing challenges with contact napping and nighttime routines. They provide tips for new families on feeding and sleep strategies while celebrating the chaotic rewards of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashl...

31: If You Just Went To Sleep We Could Solve A Lot Of Problems 23.01.2025 1:12:40

In this episode we discuss parenting newborn Rhett, covering sleep patterns, baby products, and the irony of childhood views on naps. We explore sleep training, family outings, and tax prep challenges, uncovering the joys and lessons of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by...

30: We’re Not Reinventing The Wheel 15.01.2025 1:06:48

This episode explores the joys and challenges of parenting in winter, crafting planter boxes, and navigating feeding schedules for newborn Rhett, while sharing heartwarming milestones and humorous everyday stories. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Pr...

29: It’s The Pendulum Swinging 08.01.2025 1:22:56

Off the bat this episode has not a great audio quality and for that we are sorry. Next week we will be back in person, business as usual. This week we update you on the journey of Noah and Morgan as new parents and life with Arlo.

28: We Can Be Humans Again For Two Hours 31.12.2024 1:15:23

Ashley and Noah share Noah’s new parent experiences with baby Rhett, discussing Thanksgiving prep, nighttime routines, and combination feeding, while addressing parental anxieties and finding humor in everyday challenges. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chast...

27: WE’RE BACCKKKK 23.12.2024 1:33:34

We’re back!!! This episode Noah shares his and Morgan’s labor and delivery experience with baby Rhett, discussing unexpected challenges, a C-section, and postpartum adjustments, while offering practical tips for new parents and highlighting the importance of support. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hos...

26: The Dynamic This Turkey Is Bringing To Thanksgiving 04.12.2024 1:12:40

This week Noah shares his experiences as a new parent preparing for his baby's arrival, discussing holiday mishaps, emotional stress, and the balance of work and family while reflecting on childhood memories. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced...

25: Goldfish Don’t Grow To The Size Of Their Tank 19.11.2024 55:14

Episode 25 delves into the rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts approach week 38 of pregnancy. They discuss health updates, pre-eclampsia concerns, DIY home renovations, and the balance of excitement and chaos in preparing for their new arrival. Automatic Shownotes Chapters 0:06 Welcome to Two Parents Walk Into a Bar 1:01 Countdown to Baby 7:24 Doctor's Visit Insights 9:35 The Pressure is On 12:...

24: I’d Rather Be Depressed With Chili Than Depressed Without 12.11.2024 1:03:03

Ashley and Noah discuss the recent elections' impact on parenting, share insights on voter trends, critique the DNC's approach, and relate humorous parenting experiences amidst political and societal changes. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced...