Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain

Two Parents Walk into a Bar

Kids EN ↓ 52 episodes

A podcast about parenting and life

Author

Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain

Category

Kids

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Latest episode

Dec 25, 2025

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Episodes

23: I Did Embarrass Myself So Bad 01.11.2024

We discuss preparations for our new baby, share humorous parenting challenges, celebrate baby shower generosity, and connect our roles as parents to civic responsibility, all with laughter and heartfelt reflections. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, P...

22: Sweetango 28.10.2024

In this episode of Two Parents Walking to a Bar, we celebrate the chaos of Halloween preparations, sharing humorous stories about costume shopping and a quirky incident involving a local monkey named Kiki. The conversation shifts to food controversies, particularly the appeal of Honeycrisp and Sweet Tango apples, before addressing serious issues of child safety related to online communication. We...

21: Out of Control Emotional Support Animals 22.10.2024

This week we humorously navigate impending fatherhood, discussing feeling his unborn child, local coffee culture, baby registries, grocery shopping chaos, and a quirky emotional support monkey incident. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by No...

20: Monday At The Latest 15.10.2024

This episode explores parenting, social media, and personal stories, discussing TikTok trends, fantasy football, and the stress of modern parenthood, enriched by humorous anecdotes and reflections on life's complexities. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chasta...

19: Twist Ending 08.10.2024

In this episode of "Two Parents Walk Into A Bar," we tackle the challenges of remote recording and reflect on last week’s audio mishap. The discussion covers serious topics like the dangers of vaping and the importance of voter registration. We share a light-hearted bedtime story created by ChatGPT and debate "free-range" parenting in light of recent celebrity news. Amusing anecdotes highlight the...

18: Nine Weeks Left (working version) 30.09.2024

The host shares excitement about their upcoming baby, insights from prenatal classes, and humorous reflections on discussions. Topics include labor techniques, parenting tips, evolving friendships, and the joy of family traditions. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and As...

*Bonus 4* What Were You So Wrong About? 24.09.2024

In this episode, "Two Parents Walk Into a Bar" humorously explores the gap between parenting expectations and reality, discussing misconceptions, evolving choices, and the importance of support networks while embracing the journey with children. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noa...

17: It’s a Little Weird 20.09.2024

This week Ashley and Noah discuss life being weird. We talk about awkward situations and deep dive into political topics, including abortion. Although this might be our most controversial episode yet, we hope you enjoy our candid takes. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch a...

16: Tech Guy Is On Vacation 15.09.2024

After overcoming tech problems and recording this episode twice we take a dive into Morgan’s glucose test, pregnancy challenges with kidney stones and Noah discovers toast. We also discuss what you Ashley brought to the hospital and what we think you should consider when packing your hospital bag. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at...

15: The Chastaniacs 10.09.2024

This episode discusses healthcare challenges, setting health boundaries for children, and gun safety after a recent tragedy, blending serious topics with humor about parenting complexities and responsibilities. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produc...

14: Just Going in; Fire and Brimstone 02.09.2024

This episode explores toddlerhood and pregnancy challenges through humorous anecdotes, emphasizing the importance of professional advice over social media while reflecting on family dynamics and the joys of parenting. Automatic Shownotes Chapters 0:00 WelcometoEpisode14 0:36 Arlo'sMilkMystery 3:07 OfflineConversations 4:31 TikTokBirthAdvice 14:56 TheInfluenceofSocialMedia 16:05 PregnancyUpdates 24...

13: Officially Pumpkin Spice Season 25.08.2024

In this episode, Two Parents Walking About welcomes fall with family stories, contrasts social media and medical advice on nutrition, and shares humorous anecdotes on the joys and challenges of parenting toddlers. Chapters 0:00 WelcometoPumpkinSpiceSeason 1:48 TheBirthdayDilemma 7:42 Jimbo’sZooAdventure 15:17 DairyFarmingInsights 20:42 TheDoctorsKnowBetter 24:53 PreparingforBirth 31:32 AnatomyScan...

12: Pepperonchini 17.08.2024

This week we explore parenting chaos, from new purchases and TikTok trends to anatomy scans and baby showers, sharing humorous insights on sleep gear, gift-giving, and relatable parenthood experiences. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noa...

11: Bodybuilders and Freaks 10.08.2024

Happy world breastfeeding week and month!! This week we are discussing breastfeeding challenges, pump preference, lactation consultants' role, milk supply tips. We also discuss Ashley’s week and Noah’s first vegetable from his garden!! Chapters 0:00 WelcometoTwoParentsWalkingtoaBar 0:42 TheNameDilemma:Robbie,Bobby,orRobert? 4:52 GardeningWoesandTomatoTroubles 8:06 WorldBreastfeedingWeekandBreastfe...

*Bonus Episode* Noah and Morgan Origin Story 03.08.2024

This week Morgan joins Noah for a very special bonus episode where Morgan and Noah deep dive into their origin story. They explore their journey from coworkers to engaged partners bonded by motorcycles & cats. Their story emphasizes communication, support, shared interests, and resilience in love. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at...

10: Just Winging it With the Grace of a Toddler on Roller Skates 02.08.2024

This week Ashley and Noah talk child pageants, dentists, and TikTok drama. We deep dive into children on social media and the new 2024 Paris Olympics nursery. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com  Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ash...

9. Two Parents Six Cats 27.07.2024

This week Ashley and Noah start by overcoming some serious technical difficulties. Noah used ChatGPT to address tardiness and it’s anatomy scan week!!! They talk about a nursery update, registry items, and dive into thoughts about having a boy. They also discuss cats (as always) and why we are in the bar! Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode i...

8. Cleaning and Tragedy 20.07.2024

This week Ashley and Noah talk about cats, dishes and, as always, Morgan’s corrections. They also discuss some tragic stories in the news and give a sneak peek on upcoming episodes. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing a...

*Bonus Episode* Our AI Parent 13.07.2024

In this bonus episode Noah and Ashley ask AI how to care for a baby and rate their favorite responses. Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod Facebook: Two Parents Walk into a Bar Podcast Email: TwoParentsPodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 0:00 Getting Comfortable 1:13 The AI Produce...

7. Officially 20 Weeks! 12.07.2024

This week Ashley and Noah reflect on the last 20 weeks of Morgan's pregnancy and discuss "Noah's Survival Guide: Tips for Having a Pregnant Partner". They discuss pregnancy in pop culture and really, really bad partners. Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod Facebook: Two Parents Walk into a Bar Podcast Email: TwoParentsPodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashl...

*Bonus Episode 1* Origin Story 06.07.2024

Welcome to the first ever bonus episode! Ashley and Noah are so excited to bring you extra content and take you on the journey of their friendship. From volunteering for a work experiment to best friends through joys of diversity, podcast success, candid conversations, and shared storytelling commitment, showcasing enduring friendship. Don't forget to submit new topics for more bonus episodes...

6. Once Again, What I Said is Not Real 05.07.2024

This week Ashley and Noah discuss how many baby clothes is too many, reveal Noah and Morgan’s baby name, and when people really should stop talking. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastai...

5: Families Are Real. Breeders Are Not. (Hot Take) 30.06.2024

"Two Parents Walk Into A Bar" podcast hosts Noah and Ashley discuss parenthood's ethics, “breeders”, litter boxes and Morgan’s latest pregnancy updates while offering relatable insights for navigating raising children. TPWITAB on Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing by Ashley Chastain 0:00 Introduction 0:54 M...

4: I Don’t Feel Any Responsibility to the Human Race 23.06.2024

This week Noah recaps his gender reveal and tells us his baby’s gender. We have some small technical difficulties and talk about how much we love shopping (what’s new). We also talk about the scary things about being parents, colicky babies, and sleep training. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPod 0:18 Intro(ish) 1:10 It’s a ????!!! 2:27 Morgan’s Corrections 3:40 Do doctors even loo...

3: 3 Words: It is ?? 14.06.2024

In this weeks episode Ashley and Noah discuss his gender reveal party, shopping online, grilling, Father’s Day, and their current thoughts on being a stay at home parent. Plus, Ashley gives her guess on Noah’s gender reveal! TPWITAB on Instagram: instagram.com/TwoParentsPod Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch 0:00: Introduction 0:40: We’re talking about a g...

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