Two Out-of-Work Actors Bitching

The bars have shut down once again, and there are two actors who have been shut down this whole time who are ready to bitch about it! Lombardo is too hungover to drink, and Todd is on the warpath against a local dive bar. Also, they complain about acting. Get ready to get deliriously happy. Or sad. Up to you.

The boys are back in full bitch mode, talking hassling with file sizes on self-tape auditions, barely escaping having to move to a cheaper place to live, and of course, really bad Skype connections! It's sad. It's funny. Sad-funny. Sunny.

In what can only be called a "very special episode" of Lombardo and Todd's bitch sessions, Lombardo talks about leaving Los Angeles for El Paso since work is not a thing right now...and that makes Todd super sad, not just because his friend is potentially leaving for Texas, but because Lombardo is a great actor who Hollywood is failing right now. The exodus of talent due to the pandemic is going t...

Look, it two weeks to do post-production on this, but the bitching boys are back! On this one, Lombardo and Todd complain about the three most important elements of show biz: money, money, and money. NOW SEND THEM MONEY, YOU MONSTERS!

The boys are back to bitch. This time, there's more than just acting to bitch about. Bet you can't imagine what that might be.

Quarantines really bug these guys! Now they are not only out-of-work, but they can't even go out and look for it. Todd and Lombardo get down to the nitty gritty, and talk about going nuts inside their own homes. And they bitch about acting! Get a brew, kick back, and laugh at their misfortune!

Lombardo and Todd are back to bitch about being out-of-work even though it's a quarantine and so is everybody else! They talk dealing with depression caused by isolation, being patient with our relatives, and what feels like a bleak future. No, really, we swear it's funny. We swear!

We don't know what you were doing on Cinco de Mayo, but Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson were bitching about their careers! Topics covered: union dues, non-union commercials, and being stuck in quarantine while the world outside goes completely mad.

Lombardo and Todd are back to bitch about being out-of-work and unable to go out and find any because of a stupid pandemic. They talk yelling at relatives after too much vodka, going stir crazy, and watching Netflix movies. Also, a couple anecdotes about the careers they remember having just last year. (Producer's note: this is another half hour episode due to figuring out tech, but if this one wo...

In this thirty minute dispatch from two disparate places, Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson complain about the stupid virus, the difficulties of being stuck inside with families, and masks making the damn eyeglasses fog up! Also, dropped calls and awkward time delays!

It may be quarantine pandemic times, but that won't keep two out-of-work actors from bitching. Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson are back to let you know what's up with actors who need to complain. Lombardo talks via phone from an undisclosed location, and Todd is stuck in his house, and they somehow still have auditions to talk about. And then there is Jeremy Renner.

Lombardo and Todd aren't just out-of-work this time around, but they are also both grieving. Will they feel better about life by the end of the hour? Will whoever wins this election cycle change the national health system so they can afford proper therapy rather than using a podcast for their mental help? This is the fourteenth episode

It's been a minute, but Lombardo Boyar, star of Coco and Big-Ass Spider, and Todd Anderson, star of a couple national commercials, are back to complain about not working. Are they not deserving of work? Are they not deserving of riches? Well, maybe not Todd, but Lombardo is excellent! And if you pay him enough, maybe he'll throw a couple bucks at Todd?

The simple rule of podcasting is this: when you reach episode twelve, do it drunk. Lombardo and Todd will abide. Which is to say, they have abided.

It's 2020! This is the first episode of the decade! And it is INTENSE! Lombardo and Todd are back, out-of-work again, and they are ready to bitch! Todd is fat. Lomabardo was the victim of a terrible crime. And Todd holds nothing back about awards season. Welcome back, mofos.

Welcome to the final episode of 2019...or maybe ever? Things are looking good for Lombardo, but that won't keep him from bitching with his ginger buddy who is having perhaps a harder time...but who cares? It's the holidays! They complain about families, a Netflix movie, auditioning, taxes, you name it. It's the last one of the year, and it's as hardcore as you can get. Happy whatever, dummies!

The boys are back! And they are out-of-work. Witness them complain about parking, wardrobe fittings, ants, The Irishman, Ghostbusters, the movie Colors, and a bunch of other crap. Then, somehow, they wind up fantasizing about what they'll do if Lombardo wins the lottery. It's super weird.

Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson are back, fresh out of a self-taping, to complain about being out-of-work...again. They talk Joker, Doctor Sleep, taking direction, and feeling guilty that the extent of their creative output is the dumb podcast, which really is unforgivable.

The boys did some work, but thankfully for you and not them, Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson are unemployed again, and need to bitch. Todd complains about his bad back before they both complain about watching themselves on television, hassling with children, and then basically dissolve into conversations about cats and crap. It's sad, really.

After two weeks of gigs and auditions, the boys are back and back out-of-work and back bitching. This time, they bitch about sleepless nights before new gigs, jealousy while being happy for friends who are working, and the aches and pains of age. It's so sexy!

Witness as Lombardo Boyar and Todd Anderson get down to bitch...and Todd books a commercial, right on the air! But that doesn't matter, they are here to bitch, and they do. In addition to the usual bitching, they deep dive into some heartbreaking stories from the almost life-changing gigs that they didn't get. Also, they mention French Stewart and Greg Grunberg, who are nice guys.

The boys are back to bitch! Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson once again didn't book anything this week, so they have scads of time to complain about small parts versus small actors, people insulting older performances on Twitter, and becoming housewives. If they are back next week, they are going to need you to send money!

Lombardo and Todd are back to complain about not working! This time, they talk miming in auditions, parking situations, and Twitter trolls. Boy, are they full of aggravation!

They are back, still out-of-work, and still complaining. They complain about other actors (no names, figure it out on your own,) the usual household chores, the new It movie, vaping, and of course, acting itself. One of them gets a call from his agent? Who do you imagine it would be? WELL YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO FIND OUT.

A guy named Lombardo Boyar, actor who starred in Murder in the First and Coco, knows a guy named Todd Robert Anderson, who showed up up You're the Worst and a bunch of commercials, and both of them are out of work. It's an incredibly frustrating experience. They can't afford therapy, so they are getting it all out here. Not to say that therapy is all about complaining. But it is, though.