Two Out-of-Work Actors Bitching

Lombardo is halfway through his two weeks of quarantine, and Todd is halfway through a Cinco de Mayo bender. This is a recipe for insanity!

Lombardo booked a job! But it is going to take him out of the country for several months, away from his family, and he has two weeks of quarantine on either side of the travel gig. Todd did not book a job, but he has an upcoming colonoscopy! Will these guys survive this madness? Tune in to hear the beginning of what is to be a weeks long adventure!

Lombardo is back to getting in bar fights and Todd is back to complaining about his neighbor's pool breeding mosquitos - things really are returning to normal! (BONUS: half the dialogue of their lost episode starts right after the ending theme! It's 55 extra minutes of podcast, but it's only Todd yapping broken up by swaths of silence! You lucky bastards.)

Lombardo is in his new digs in the Inland Empire, already on his way to becoming the emperor of the Empire, while Todd is just kinda high, maybe? Anyway, things keep changing, and these two actors keep complaining!

Lombardo is in the midst of moving, and no telling when he might have time for another dispatch, so you better get this one in! Topics bitched about: doctors, governors, and diarrhea. Mostly diarrhea. Todd insists he doesn't have it.

Lombardo has officially sold the house, his wife doesn't like it, and neither does Todd. But life moves forward, you gotta roll with the punches...and have a podcast in which you can bitch about the bitter sweetness of it all.

This stupid pandemic is forcing Lomabardo out of his house and he is not happy about it. Listen to him bitch at Todd, faded as hell!

Todd got work...but he's out of work once again, and ready to complain to Lombardo, who is getting his house ready for sale. They recorded this on a Saturday, having had edibles, so it's super weird when they get into complaining about COVID tests and finding storage units. They also discuss landscaping and drywall at length. What do you want for nothing?

It's a new year, and there's all new reasons to complain! Lombardo and Todd complain A LOT about politics, which may seem like it has little to do with acting, but when an entire political party has supported and accelerated the spread of a deadly virus, and it's the reason there is so little work to get, it kinda seems worthy of some bitching. Lombardo is going to have to sell his house, so go ah...

The boys are back to bitch, and this time Lombardo feels all weird and Todd is feeling maybe slightly hopeful about a couple of self-tape auditions he just did. Also, they tell stories about bar fights. Happy holidays!

The boys are back and they are bitching! Recorded on Friday when they were all giddy about taking a break from being unemployed for the weekend, things get kinda bent when Todd complains about his ongoing eye injury, which launches one of the most bizarro podcast episodes ever before heard. There's giggling. A lot of giggling.

The boys are back to bitch about this whole damn year, and just in time for Thanksgiving! And as if an hour of complaining isn't enough, there is a full half hour of bonus conversation to get you through the holiday. You are very lucky. Lombardo and Todd got your back, baby.

THIS IS A SPECIAL ELECTION WEEK SPECIAL EPISODE! IT IS VERY SPECIAL.

Lombardo and Todd are out of work yet again, and they are so tired about bitching about it that they start bitching about bitching about it. They also talk about pumpkins!

Lombardo and Todd came here for two reasons: to chew bubble gum and bitch. And they are all out of bubble-gum! In addition to complaining about cancer and self tape auditions, the guys welcome their first ever guest, Todd's kid, to celebrate his 15th birthday! That's right. It's our podcast. We can do whatever we want. Calm down.

Lombardo is coming down hard from the high of working, and Todd is feeling extra sorry for himself, but boy do they hate the stupid president!

What happens when one of two out-of-work actors finally books a gig? Their relationship disintegrates into a morass of petty jealousy and wild desperation, of course! This one is full of petty insults, mud-slinging, and insane cruelties. (Oh yeah, and congrats to Lombardo! What a dick.)

What happens when one of two out-of-work actors finally books a gig? Well, their relationship disintegrates into a morass of petty jealousy and not so quiet desperation, of course! There is name-calling, mud-slinging, and general cruelty all over this one. (By the way, congrats, Lombardo! You dick.)

This week, Bardo and Hot Toddy get down to bitching about being second in line, thus leaving the possibility of work to the number one choice getting the rona, shitty weather, and not having enough money to fix the plumbing. Look, it sounds sad, but it's actually pretty damn funny. Unless you are dead inside, in which case we can't help you.

The boys are back, still pandemic unemployed, and they have a lot to complain about: self-tape post production work, children, and tummy trouble. They also celebrate their last episode, a milestone, and remember their favorite moments from past episodes. Episode 31 is all about episode 30, people!

For their thirtieth episode, Lombardo and Todd get real about their depression, are sad about Ben Affleck taking his production to Canada, and get real mad about ruining t-shirts with dripping soft pretzel butter.

Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson invite you to their webinar!

The boys are back from vacation...a vacation that took from being out-of-work! They bitch about hornets dive-bombing pools, Zoom audition waiting rooms, and the shitty Skype connection that keeps dropping out. They also talk about frequent bowl movements. This is the one you've been waiting for. Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson have no boundaries when on mic, and will leave you feeling slig...

It's time for the bitch sesh! The rona has the boys reeling, and they are here to whine into your ears about it. Topics discussed: half-assed quarantine vacations, the ticking clock that's gonna get them both foreclosed on, all the horror movies they've been wasting their time on, and the importance of Elijah Wood. You're locked down again, so you might as well listen! 

Lombardo Boyar and Todd Robert Anderson are all up in the bitching on this week's episode! One, everything is shutting  down again and does that mean show biz is shutting down again too although it's barely seemed open? Two, time keeps going by while the guys are standing still, and doesn't that suck? Then there's a bunch more stuff, including talking about testing for networks, that must be bitch...