Two Old Queens

Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! But does AUNTIE MAME provide enough man candy to feed everyone? If not, don't worry because our main course this episode is the very handsome actor/writer Nate Smith! (Red Oaks, Mixed-ish, podcast: Hey What's That From? @heywhatsthatfrom ) Follow Nate on Twitter and Instagram: @issanatesmith Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQ...

There's no need to have class when you have talent! She may not get the gold, but where does I, TONYA place when it comes to being the gayest movie ever? Joining us in the kiss and cry area is host David Yontef! (podcast: Behind the Velvet Rope) Follow David on Twitter: @thedavidyontef Follow David on Instagram: @behindvelvetrope Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Let...

It would take more than a man to lead the slaves from bondage. It would take a God. But it must have taken a real queen to lead them into bondage! It's the self-proclaimed "Greatest Event in Motion Picture History" We're talking about THE TEN COMMANDMENTS with writer, director, and producer Matt Mazany! (podcasts: "Art of Arting" and "Get It Again" ) Follow Matt on Twitter & Instagram: @mattma...

It's 1994! The future is music and music is their future!  We're taking a bite of THE APPLE with actor, writer and career coach AMBER PETTY! Follow Amber on Instagram: @pettyamberpetty Follow Amber on Instagram: @ambernpetty To download the FREE PDF "Where to Pitch the Gayest Article Ever" visit: https://www.amberpetty.com/queens Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark o...

There's a good reason some talent remains undiscovered, but homophobia isn't one of them! Grab your dance belt and a tube of Chapstick because we're heading out to Blaine, Missouri to talk about WAITING FOR GUFFMAN. Our guest is anything but a bastard person, it's writer and actor JOSH BREKHUS! (UCB, short film "Sperm" Berlin Film Festival) Follow Josh on Twitter: @JoshBrekhus Follow Josh on Insta...

All right, everybody out on the dance floor! No exceptions!  We're going back to 1985, before the internet, before cell phones, before roller-blades, to talk about THE WEDDING SINGER with actor, musician, comedian, and personal trainer Erin McGown! (Erin & Melissa) Follow Erin on Instagram: @erinmcgown Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie...

"Saving the world never goes out of style!" - the tagline to this week's movie, or Tim Gunn's mantra? We're traveling back to the 1960s to learn about THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. with a man John Water's once described as a good dancer, Kyle Turner! (writer: NY Times, NPR, Slate, Paste) Follow Kyle on Twitter & Instagram:@TyleKurner Visit Kyle's website: https://www.tylekurner.com Follow us on Twit...

Who's thirsty for Spartan blood? Grab your togas and skip the carbs, because we're traveling back to 480 B.C. when anything less than a six pack of abs is an affront to the gods. As Mark says, "Good bye horse, hello corpses!" We're talking 300 with writer and speaker Zeke Smith! (Disclosure on Netflix, Survivor) Follow Zeke on Twitter & Instagram: @zekerchief Follow us on Twitter and Instagram...

"Passion. Ambition. Butter. Do You Have What It Takes?" Heat up that skillet because we're talking about JULIE & JULIA with actor, improvisor, comedian Ryan Rosenberg! (podcast: Teacher's Lounge, You're the Man Now Dog) Follow Ryan on Twitter & Instagram: @chosenberg Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We'...

We know you've been shivering with anticipation for this one! We're taking a jump to the left, a step the right as we talk about THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW with Katie Tomeny and Hayley Mervini! (co-hosts of The Rocky Horror Picture Show Movie-by-Minute Podcast) Follow them on Twitter: @timewarpradpod Follow them on Instagram: @timewarpradio Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Foll...

Some guys will do anything to get the girl, including sleeping with her gay roommate! Joining us for a safe, socially distanced meal of EATING OUT is Pittsburgh's own Natalie Palamides! ("Nate: A One Man Show," Buttercup in PowerPuff Girls, Duncanville) Follow Natalie on Twitter: @natdogkatdog Follow Natalie on Instagram: @nataliepalamides Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow M...

"Their only crime was curiosity" sounds like someone defending their experimental phase in college. Joining us as we boot up for HACKERS is actor/author/comedian D.C. Pierson! ("THE BOY WHO COULDN'T SLEEP AND NEVER HAD TO," "CRAP KINGDOM," comedy troupe DERRICK) Follow D.C. on Twitter: @DCpierson Follow D.C. on Instagram: @deeceepierson Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark...

Are you ready to meet the biggest MOTHER of them all? That's right, bring us the axe, and take down this bitch of a baring wall because we're talking MOMMIE DEAREST with actor/comedian Inessa Frantowski! ("Amazing Gayl Pile," "Cosmopolis," comedy album "Help Me Help Me") One thing is certain: You'll never look at a wire hanger the same way again! Follow Inessa on Twitter & Instagram: @inessaco...

The copy in 1935 read "A monster in form, but human in his desire for love!" Does that describe what it's like to be gay or does it? Joining us as we build a mate for the monster known as THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN is Nebula-Award-winning author Sam J. Miller! ("THE ART OF STARVING," "BLACKFISH CITY," "DESTROY ALL MONSTERS," "THE BLADE BETWEEN") Follow Sam on Twitter: @sentencebender Follow Sam on...

We launch into 2021 with a movie that launched several franchises! The dog is in the house and joining us on the pod to talk about AIR BUD is such a good boy! (Yes he is! He's such a good boy!) It's Pat Graziosi! (Voice / co-creator of @lifenoggin) Follow Pat on Twitter and Instagram: @PatGraziosi Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us...

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then so is MEAN GIRLS! Helping us Jingle Bell Rock our way through our byzantine scoring system is the very fetch Chad Westbrook (actor/comedian/drag personae Step Mom) Follow Chad on Twitter and Instagram: @ChadWestbrook Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon!&nb...

The tag line for JUST FRIENDS is "Moments like this have been ruining friendships for centuries." Will this movie ruin Mark's friendship with Olivia Snow Norman? (Young and Regal, podcasts: Your First Time, Rom Comes with Mom) Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviasnownorman Follow Olivia's ceramics on Instagram: @O.SnowCeramics Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterb...

THE FAMILY STONE asks us to feel the love. But what kind of love are they talking about? Helping us unpack the baggage we're bringing to the movie is none other than Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Wild Horses, podcast: "With Special Guest, Lauren Lapkus") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @laurenlapkus Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie E...

It's the last holiday, y'all. Get your wishes in! When you take a script written for John Candy and re-gift it to Queen Latifah, what do you end up with? Helping us solve this Christmas riddle is Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, Kong: Skull Island, podcast: Dumbells) Follow Eugene on Twitter and Instagram: @eugcordero Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenni...

While the rest of the world argues over whether or not this is a Christmas movie, we answer the real question: How gay is DIE HARD? Helping us get to the bottom of this is Joey Clift (Netflix, Cartoon Network, DreamWorks, Nickelodeon) Follow Joey on Twitter: @joeytainment Follow Joey on Instagram: @joeycliiiiiift Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenn...

It wouldn't be a proper Thanksgiving without a wayward daughter and a dying mother, now would it? We're taking turkey about PIECES OF APRIL with our first rapper, Big Dipper! ("Back up off Me," co-host of the podcast Sloppy Seconds)  Follow Big Dipper on Twitter & Instagram: @bigdipperjelly Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email...

It's the classic tale of an unhappy housewife befriending an old lady in a nursing home, what could be gayer than that? This week we're enjoying some FRIED GREEN TOMATOES with writer/director/performer/beagle fan, Mary Sasson! ("Robbie" Comedy Central) Follow Mary on Twitter & Instagram: @marysasson Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email u...

Are Bill & Ted queer allies, or a couple of medieval dickweeds? The most excellent Jon Mackey (comedian, director Big Grande , twitch show "How Ya Been Brett DeMott") helps us figure out how gay BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE really is! Follow Jon on Twitter & Instagram: @itsjonmackey Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: Tw...

NOW, Death Becomes Her? Comedian Lucas Hazlett (American Princess, Wrecked) brings in this classic tale of a female rivalry that literally lasts forever! But what about Tracey Ullman? Follow Lucas on Instagram: @lucaszacharyhazlett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon!  https://www.patreon....

There's nothing gay about THE LOST BOYS, but we've invited writer, comic and pug enthusiast Todd Masterson (Gay Fat Friend) on to the pod to talk about it all the same! Follow Todd on Twitter & Instagram: @toddmasterson and @gayfatfriend Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT A PATREON! https://www.patr...