Two Old Queens

If Die Hard is a Christmas movie, then so is MEAN GIRLS! Helping us Jingle Bell Rock our way through our byzantine scoring system is the very fetch Chad Westbrook (actor/comedian/drag personae Step Mom) Follow Chad on Twitter and Instagram: @ChadWestbrook Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon!&nb...

The tag line for JUST FRIENDS is "Moments like this have been ruining friendships for centuries." Will this movie ruin Mark's friendship with Olivia Snow Norman? (Young and Regal, podcasts: Your First Time, Rom Comes with Mom) Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oliviasnownorman Follow Olivia's ceramics on Instagram: @O.SnowCeramics Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterb...

THE FAMILY STONE asks us to feel the love. But what kind of love are they talking about? Helping us unpack the baggage we're bringing to the movie is none other than Lauren Lapkus (The Wrong Missy, Wild Horses, podcast: "With Special Guest, Lauren Lapkus") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @laurenlapkus Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie E...

It's the last holiday, y'all. Get your wishes in! When you take a script written for John Candy and re-gift it to Queen Latifah, what do you end up with? Helping us solve this Christmas riddle is Eugene Cordero (Tacoma FD, Kong: Skull Island, podcast: Dumbells) Follow Eugene on Twitter and Instagram: @eugcordero Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenni...

While the rest of the world argues over whether or not this is a Christmas movie, we answer the real question: How gay is DIE HARD? Helping us get to the bottom of this is Joey Clift (Netflix, Cartoon Network, DreamWorks, Nickelodeon) Follow Joey on Twitter: @joeytainment Follow Joey on Instagram: @joeycliiiiiift Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenn...

It wouldn't be a proper Thanksgiving without a wayward daughter and a dying mother, now would it? We're taking turkey about PIECES OF APRIL with our first rapper, Big Dipper! ("Back up off Me," co-host of the podcast Sloppy Seconds)  Follow Big Dipper on Twitter & Instagram: @bigdipperjelly Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email...

It's the classic tale of an unhappy housewife befriending an old lady in a nursing home, what could be gayer than that? This week we're enjoying some FRIED GREEN TOMATOES with writer/director/performer/beagle fan, Mary Sasson! ("Robbie" Comedy Central) Follow Mary on Twitter & Instagram: @marysasson Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email u...

Are Bill & Ted queer allies, or a couple of medieval dickweeds? The most excellent Jon Mackey (comedian, director Big Grande , twitch show "How Ya Been Brett DeMott") helps us figure out how gay BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE really is! Follow Jon on Twitter & Instagram: @itsjonmackey Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: Tw...

NOW, Death Becomes Her? Comedian Lucas Hazlett (American Princess, Wrecked) brings in this classic tale of a female rivalry that literally lasts forever! But what about Tracey Ullman? Follow Lucas on Instagram: @lucaszacharyhazlett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon!  https://www.patreon....

There's nothing gay about THE LOST BOYS, but we've invited writer, comic and pug enthusiast Todd Masterson (Gay Fat Friend) on to the pod to talk about it all the same! Follow Todd on Twitter & Instagram: @toddmasterson and @gayfatfriend Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com WE'VE GOT A PATREON! https://www.patr...

THE BROOD has unconventional therapy techniques, external body sacs, and creatures with, "strange eyes, no sexual organs, and no navel!" Sounds pretty gay to us! Helping us get to the bottom of this movie's Mommy issues is YA horror enthusiast Lindsay Katai (writer on Infinity Train now streaming on HBOMax, podcaster Teen Creeps Pod) Follow Lindsay on Twitter & Instagram: @LindsayKatai Fo...

It's based on a story by Clive Barker and feature S&M torture villains and a girl named Tiffany, so HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II has got to be pretty gay, right? Helping us unlock the puzzle cube of this movie is noted horror enthusiast Louis Peitzman (NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed) Follow Louis on Twitter & Instagram: @LouisPeitzman Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow...

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but what's going on with that guy in the bear mask? Helping us rate THE SHINING is comedian, writer, and Shelly Duvall enthusiast Brent Sullivan ("Conan" "You're Making It Worse") Follow Brent on Twitter & Instagram: @mrbrentsullivan Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.c...

It's got a maypole dance, a naked Jack Raynor, and someone is crowned May Queen, so MIDSOMMAR has got to be pretty gay, right? Join us and Ify Nwadiwe ("Who Shot Ya?" "Candy Dinner" & twitch) to see if MIDSOMMAR is crowned the Gay Queen! (see what we did there?) Follow Ify on Twitter & Instagram: @IfyNwadiwe Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markr...

When the main plot of your movie is set into motion by a visit from an Avon Lady, it's got to be pretty gay, don't you think? Helping us decide if EDWARD SCISSORHANDS makes the cut is writer and comedian Lorraine DeGraffenreidt! Follow Lorraine on Twitter: @lorrrrraine Follow Lorraine on Instagram: @lorrankydank Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenni...

Its got the power of Shirley MacLaine and undeniable lesbian energy from Debra Winger, but is that enough to place TERMS OF ENDEARMENT amongst the top five of gayest movies ever? Give yourself a shot and join us and H. Alan Scott ("You're Making It Worse" and drag personae Sadie Pines) as we come to terms with the answer! Follow H. Alan Scott on Twitter and Instagram: @HAlanScott Follow Sadie Pine...

If you've been holding your breath waiting for us to talk about movie staring Cher, you can now breath a sigh of relief! Who is brave enough to ask, "How gay is MERMAIDS?" Why it's none other than Santina Muha! ("One Day at a Time", "Full Picture," podcast: "Rolling with my Homies") Follow Santina on Twitter and Instagram: @santinamuha Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: Tw...

We've got an updated scoring system and some new sound effects! Just in time to discuss everything that's gay about SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Rubbing lotion on your skin? Hello! Joining us is cool and funny guy Mike Castle (Brews Brothers, Guest House) as we hunt down the gayest movie ever! Follow Mike on Twitter: @magicmikecastle and Instagram: @biketassel Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQ...

It's a sequel to a prequel where Fassbender sticks a flute in another Fassbender's mouth, so you'd think ALIEN: COVENANT is pretty gay! For the final week of Queen's Choice Mark has invited Niccole Thurman (Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill, Comedy Central) to help us on our continuing search for the gayest movie ever! Follow Niccole on Twitter: @niccolethurman and Instagram: @niccole_dot_t Follow us...

This week for Queen's Choice John invited Jeff Hiller ("30 Rock") back to help us figure out if it was a Strident Woman causing Pool Trouble with some Felt! That's right, we're talking about CLUE! Join us as we solve the mystery of how gay this movie really is! Visit Jeff's website (updated at least annually): Hillertime.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: TwoOldQueens@...

"In a chaotic time, Justice wears a mask," is the tag line for BATMAN FOREVER which makes is so of the moment! But doesn't that beg the question, how gay is the moment? This month for Queen's Choice Mark has invited Tony Rodríguez ("Spanish Aquí Presents") to help us figure that out! And since the movie Tony brought in, The Muppets Take Manhattan, was the gayest movie for 33 weeks, he should know!...

This month is Queen's Choice! We're inviting some of our favorite guests back but this time the Queens decide what movie everyone's going to watch! This week John has chosen SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, and despite not being a good movie, a splendid time is guaranteed for all! Especially when your guests are Beatles expert Will Hines (Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About the Beatles...

Love is in the air, but how much felt is in the Bogo Pogo? And does it require any mannequins? Join us as we pull back the red curtain to figure out where Baz Luhrmann's STRICTLY BALLROOM lands on the gay scale. Joining us is the Tina Sparkle of sketch comedy, Ele Woods!!! ("Turnt Up with the Taylors") Follow Ele on Twitter: @EleWoodsPHD Follow Ele on Instagram: @elewoods55 Follow us on Twitter an...

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life, but where does that leave FEMALE TROUBLE when it comes to being gay? For our first John Waters movie we've got one of the oldest queens on the block, Frank DeCaro!!! (Author of "Drag: Combing Through the Big Wigs of Show Business" and "A Boy Named Phyllis: A Suburban Memoir.") Follow Frank on Twitter and Instagram: @frankdecaroshow Follow us...

John Travolta and Nicolas Cage swap faces and fight over Joan Allen and Gina Gershon. Do you think there's anything gay about that? To find out, the Two Old Queens FACE/OFF with (not against!) Demarcus Wooten!!! ( "Social Media Media" and UCB's Maude Night!!!) Follow Demarcus on Twitter: @MarcTivon Follow Demarcus on Instagram: @wudake Follow SocialMediaMedia on Twitter: @SMMSocialMedia1 Follow us...