Two Old Queens

THE BROOD has unconventional therapy techniques, external body sacs, and creatures with, "strange eyes, no sexual organs, and no navel!" Sounds pretty gay to us! Helping us get to the bottom of this movie's Mommy issues is YA horror enthusiast Lindsay Katai (writer on Infinity Train now streaming on HBOMax, podcaster Teen Creeps Pod) Follow Lindsay on Twitter & Instagram: @LindsayKatai Fo...

It's based on a story by Clive Barker and feature S&M torture villains and a girl named Tiffany, so HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II has got to be pretty gay, right? Helping us unlock the puzzle cube of this movie is noted horror enthusiast Louis Peitzman (NY Times, Vulture, Time, BuzzFeed) Follow Louis on Twitter & Instagram: @LouisPeitzman Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow...

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but what's going on with that guy in the bear mask? Helping us rate THE SHINING is comedian, writer, and Shelly Duvall enthusiast Brent Sullivan ("Conan" "You're Making It Worse") Follow Brent on Twitter & Instagram: @mrbrentsullivan Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.c...

It's got a maypole dance, a naked Jack Raynor, and someone is crowned May Queen, so MIDSOMMAR has got to be pretty gay, right? Join us and Ify Nwadiwe ("Who Shot Ya?" "Candy Dinner" & twitch) to see if MIDSOMMAR is crowned the Gay Queen! (see what we did there?) Follow Ify on Twitter & Instagram: @IfyNwadiwe Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markr...

When the main plot of your movie is set into motion by a visit from an Avon Lady, it's got to be pretty gay, don't you think? Helping us decide if EDWARD SCISSORHANDS makes the cut is writer and comedian Lorraine DeGraffenreidt! Follow Lorraine on Twitter: @lorrrrraine Follow Lorraine on Instagram: @lorrankydank Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrenni...

Its got the power of Shirley MacLaine and undeniable lesbian energy from Debra Winger, but is that enough to place TERMS OF ENDEARMENT amongst the top five of gayest movies ever? Give yourself a shot and join us and H. Alan Scott ("You're Making It Worse" and drag personae Sadie Pines) as we come to terms with the answer! Follow H. Alan Scott on Twitter and Instagram: @HAlanScott Follow Sadie Pine...

If you've been holding your breath waiting for us to talk about movie staring Cher, you can now breath a sigh of relief! Who is brave enough to ask, "How gay is MERMAIDS?" Why it's none other than Santina Muha! ("One Day at a Time", "Full Picture," podcast: "Rolling with my Homies") Follow Santina on Twitter and Instagram: @santinamuha Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: Tw...

We've got an updated scoring system and some new sound effects! Just in time to discuss everything that's gay about SILENCE OF THE LAMBS! Rubbing lotion on your skin? Hello! Joining us is cool and funny guy Mike Castle (Brews Brothers, Guest House) as we hunt down the gayest movie ever! Follow Mike on Twitter: @magicmikecastle and Instagram: @biketassel Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQ...

It's a sequel to a prequel where Fassbender sticks a flute in another Fassbender's mouth, so you'd think ALIEN: COVENANT is pretty gay! For the final week of Queen's Choice Mark has invited Niccole Thurman (Black Lady Sketch Show, Shrill, Comedy Central) to help us on our continuing search for the gayest movie ever! Follow Niccole on Twitter: @niccolethurman and Instagram: @niccole_dot_t Follow us...

This week for Queen's Choice John invited Jeff Hiller ("30 Rock") back to help us figure out if it was a Strident Woman causing Pool Trouble with some Felt! That's right, we're talking about CLUE! Join us as we solve the mystery of how gay this movie really is! Visit Jeff's website (updated at least annually): Hillertime.com Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: TwoOldQueens@...

"In a chaotic time, Justice wears a mask," is the tag line for BATMAN FOREVER which makes is so of the moment! But doesn't that beg the question, how gay is the moment? This month for Queen's Choice Mark has invited Tony Rodríguez ("Spanish Aquí Presents") to help us figure that out! And since the movie Tony brought in, The Muppets Take Manhattan, was the gayest movie for 33 weeks, he should know!...

This month is Queen's Choice! We're inviting some of our favorite guests back but this time the Queens decide what movie everyone's going to watch! This week John has chosen SGT PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND, and despite not being a good movie, a splendid time is guaranteed for all! Especially when your guests are Beatles expert Will Hines (Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About the Beatles...

Love is in the air, but how much felt is in the Bogo Pogo? And does it require any mannequins? Join us as we pull back the red curtain to figure out where Baz Luhrmann's STRICTLY BALLROOM lands on the gay scale. Joining us is the Tina Sparkle of sketch comedy, Ele Woods!!! ("Turnt Up with the Taylors") Follow Ele on Twitter: @EleWoodsPHD Follow Ele on Instagram: @elewoods55 Follow us on Twitter an...

The world of the heterosexual is a sick and boring life, but where does that leave FEMALE TROUBLE when it comes to being gay? For our first John Waters movie we've got one of the oldest queens on the block, Frank DeCaro!!! (Author of "Drag: Combing Through the Big Wigs of Show Business" and "A Boy Named Phyllis: A Suburban Memoir.") Follow Frank on Twitter and Instagram: @frankdecaroshow Follow us...

John Travolta and Nicolas Cage swap faces and fight over Joan Allen and Gina Gershon. Do you think there's anything gay about that? To find out, the Two Old Queens FACE/OFF with (not against!) Demarcus Wooten!!! ( "Social Media Media" and UCB's Maude Night!!!) Follow Demarcus on Twitter: @MarcTivon Follow Demarcus on Instagram: @wudake Follow SocialMediaMedia on Twitter: @SMMSocialMedia1 Follow us...

It's bitchin', got great hair, and the boys all love to stare, but how gay is BRING IT ON? To find the definitive answer, we go all the way to Nationals with comedians, podcast hosts, and former high school cheerleaders, Kate Santos and Stevie Anderson ("Cinemastrology," "The Shiterion Collection," and "What's Your Sign?") Follow them on Instagram: @shiterioncollection & @thecherrypicks Follow...

If Scott Pilgrim thought Romona's 7 Evil Exes were a little much, wait 'til he has to deal with 2 Old Queens! How does SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD score on our complex and byzantine scoring system? Find out as we rate it with our guest comedian, producer, and noted Weezer die hard, Matt Apodaca ("Whats With These Homies Talkin About Weezer" "PONY improv" and producer of tons of Earwolf podcasts)&nb...

It's our one year anniversary, so naturally we're heading down to the meat packing district for some old school CRUISING! Our guest is actor, writer, and noted homosexual Eliot Glazer ("You're Making It Worse" "Broad City" and "American Pickle")  Follow Eliot on Twitter and Instagram: @EliotGlazer Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com Music by Dann...

Sure, we could all stay lost in this moment forever, but it's time to kick some asteroid! That's right, we're talking about ARMAGEDDON!  Our guest is actress, improviser, comedian, and budding artist, Erin Whitehead ("Wild Horses!")  Follow Erin on Twitter and Instagram: @GirlWithATail Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com Music by Danny Cohen...

This week we head up to Canada where everyone loves hockey and no dog is safe from a werewolf attack! That's right, we're talking about GINGER SNAPS!  Our guest is actress, comedian, and artist, CONNIE SHIN ("Thundercats Roar!" "Fairfax" and artwork for "Two Old Queens!")  Follow Connie on Twitter: @thatconnieshin and Instagram: @madam_connie Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin T...

Feeling haunted by the notion that somewhere there's a love in flames? We get it, because this week we're talking about TOP GUN! Our guest is actress, comedian, and new mother, NICOLE PARKER ("MadTV" "Wicked" and "The Neighborhood Listen")  Follow Nicole on Twitter: @NPRedford and Instagram: @nfparkergirl Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Hosted on A...

Do you feel strum and drang in the air? Don't worry, it's just the Two Old Queens talking about LITTLE SHOP OF HORROS and trying to figure out how gay it is!  Our guest is the very gross GILLI NISSIM ("The Other Two" "We're Gross!" and "APBio!")  Follow Gilli on Twitter and Instagram: @Time2GetGill Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Hosted on Aca...

Sure it's got David Bowie in tight pants and an iconic wig, but how gay is LABYRINTH, really?  Our guest is actor, singer, magician, and puppeteer BENJAMIN SCHRADER! ("Book of Mormon," "Crank Yankers," " and "Coop & Cami Ask the World!")  Follow Ben on Twitter: @Schrader99 and Instagram: @DarthSchrader99 Music by Danny Cohen Artwork by Connie Shin Technical Support by Mike Rennie Hos...

Withered leaves collecting at your feet was all the rage in the 1980s, but how does it play in 2019? Now and forever we answer all of your questions as the Two Old Queens ask (because the Two Old Queens dare), how gay is the movie version of CATS? If you listen, you'll understand what campiness is. Our guest has more podcasts than a cat has lives! It's comedian and authoress NICOLE BYER! (podcasts...

It's time to go back to school again and find out if GREASE 2 will score tonight! Who's that guy we got as our extra special guest to figure this out? He's the best dancer at St. Bernadette (with the worst reputation), Brandon Scott Jones! ("The Good Place," "Can You Ever Forgive Me?" and, "Isn't It Romantic?") Follow Brandon on twitter: @brandonSJ and Instagram: @brandonscottjones Music by Danny...