Two Old Queens

Love is a Force of Nature! And it's never wise to mess with mother nature! We can't believe it's taken us this long to book a trip to BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! We don't know how to quit our guest, and we hope we never learn! We're talking about actor/writer/comedian Ruha Taslimi! (UCB, Sundance short: Blocked) Follow Ruha on Instagram: @ruhataslimi Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follo...

It's the "Singin' Swingin' Glorious Feelin' Technicolor Musical" so it's GOT to be pretty gay, right? We've got a smile on our face for the whole human race because we're talking about SINGIN' IN THE RAIN with actor/writer Jason Sheridan! (co-host: Podcast: The Ride) Follow Jason on Twitter & Instagram: @JasonSheridan Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox:...

"What would you do if someone stole your mind?" Frankly, I'd thank them. It's crazy in here! Get ready for the ride of your life because we're talking TOTAL RECALL with actor/comedian Alyssa Sabo! (podcast: Totally Rad!) Follow Alyssa on Twitter & Instagram: @alyssa_sabo Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We'...

The closer they get to the top - the nearer they get to the bottom! Well if that's not every gay's plan for 2022, I don't know what to tell you! We're starting the new year right by going BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS! And we're going with actor/comedian Chase McGown! (UCB, College Humor) Follow Chase on Twitter & Instagram: @mchasemccown Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Foll...

We're spending Christmas in Belgravia, so what hijinks could possibly ensue? We're looking at a movie that has launched that rare original franchise for Netflix, THE CHRISTMAS SWITCH! And we're talking about it and giving our toilets a blow up, with actor/comedian Lisa Gilroy! (Brooklyn 99, Let's Be Real, Fairview) Follow Lisa on Twitter & Instagram: @thelisagilroy Follow us on Twitter and Ins...

No way, José! Our favorite Christmas elf is back and she's as naughty as ever! You got it, dude, we're talking about actor Olivia Snow Norman! (Key & Peele, Yes Day, American Vandal) This year she's driving Mark crazy by making us watch the Olsen Twin tv movie that started it all, TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO! If you don't listen, you're in big trouble, mister! Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oli...

Meet Jackie O. She's elegant, glamorous, and well bred. When you've got it all, you can get away with murder. We know it's a HOUSE OF YES, but is it a House of Yas Qween? This week we find out with the help of actor and writer Madeline Walter! (Brooklyn 99, writer: Mack and Rita!) Follow Madeline on Twitter: @madelinemwalter Follow Madeline on Instagram: @madelinewalter Check out Madeline's brothe...

The final Scream is going to be the loudest! But will it be the gayest? Hellllloooooo Sidney! Grab your favorite pillow and get ready for some emotional edging because this week we're talking SCREAM 3 with one of our favorite toy soldiers, Dan Lippert! (Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, Superstore, Brooklyn 99, podcast: ManDogPod, comedy group Big Grande: biggrandewebbsite.com) Follow Dan on Insta...

She's evil... and not just high school evil. For the end of Five Cold Screams we take a clinical look at JENNIFER'S BODY. Turns out, she's pretty hot! Helping us conduct this visit to the cinematic gynecologist is writer, comedian, and podcaster Marcy Jarreau! (writer: Brooklyn 99, podcasts: A Funny Feeling, 90 DayBae, L Is For Losers)  Follow Marcy on Twitter: @MarcyLane Follow Marcy on Inst...

Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut! But when does she come out? We're headed to a prudish New England town to discuss ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK with writer Lauren McGuire! ("Wrecked," "Comedy Bang Bang," "Bless the Harts") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @imlaurenmcguire Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Em...

The rich have always fed off the poor. This time it's for real! The cold screams keep on screaming as we head to Beverly Hills to break down SOCIETY with returning guest, actor/comedian, Lucas Hazlett! ("Wrecked," "American Princess") Be Careful What You FOMO! Follow Lucas on Instagram: @lucaszacharyhazlett Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Ema...

Welcome to the Witching Hour! For the second of our Five Cold Screams, we're shouting about THE CRAFT! We're a veritable coven this week since we're joining forces with the co-hosts of the YouTube Show/podcast My Bloody Judy: Ian Carlos Crawford (podcast: Slayerfest98) & Zachary Patton-Garcia (YouTube: Adventures of Zack and B)! Follow Ian on Twitter and Instagram: @ianxcarlos Follow Zach on T...

"The infection is spreading faster than anyone could have anticipated!" This is definitely a movie from the early 2000s. The evil continues as we head to Raccoon City to talk RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE with someone who's no stranger to murder, Ben Tahija! (host of the podcast Murder, We Spoke) Follow Ben on Twitter and Instagram: @murderwespoke Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Foll...

This movie claims to be "Nuttier than a holiday fruitcake!" so it's got to be pretty gay, right? We're talking about THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! Our special guest is actor and writer Beth Appel! (HBO's "Sex Lives of College Girls," podcast: Everything Is Rent) Follow Beth on Twitter: @bethappel Follow Beth on Instagram: @appelsass Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Lett...

Here's Alvin, Simon, and Theodore in their first feature film! We're hoping in a hot air balloon and traveling around the world to find out just how gay THE CHIPMUNK ADVENTURE could be! Our special guest is comedian and writer Ben Siemon! ("Rocky & Bullwinkle," "DuckTails," and "Tiny Tunes Looniversity") Follow Ben on Twitter: @BenjaminJS Follow Ben on Instagram: @bjsiemon Follow us on Twitter...

This week we're "Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... University." We're talking about THE HOUSE BUNNY! Our special guest is writer Tricia McAlpin! ("Brooklyn 99", "Billy on the Street") Follow Tricia on Twitter and Instagram: @TMcalps Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon!  h...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! For Mark's second choice, we're joining the French Foreign Legion and heading to Djibouti for BEAU TRAVAIL! Our special guest is actor/comedian Oscar Montoya! (Final Space, Bless the Hearts, Minx) WARNING/APOLOGY: We mispronounce everything! Follow Oscar on Twitter and Instagram: @ozzymo Follow us on Twitter and Instagra...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! Mark makes his first choice this month so head over to Gelson's and grab some wine because we're headed back to the bat-poles with BATMAN AND ROBIN! Our special guest is comedian/actor Tony Rodriguez! (Julio on The Simpsons, When Nature Calls) Follow Tony on Twitter and Instagram: @thetonyrodrig Follow us on Twitter and...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! This week we're getting in bed with Madonna herself as we take a look at our first documentary, TRUTH OR DARE! (Our first documentary!) Our special guest is comedian/actor/writer/storyteller David Crabb! (Groundlings Sunday Company, host: The Moth, Risk, memoir: Bad Kid) Follow David on Instagram: @thedavidcrabb Follow u...

It's Queen's Choice this month, meaning Mark and John get to pick the movies! Don't shave your chest hair boys because we're joining all of the young men at the Y.M.C.A. to revisit "The Movie Musical Event of the 80's!" It's the pseudo autobiography of the Village People and Caitlyn Jenner, CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC! Our special guest is Macho Man/actor/writer/comedian/singer/author Rob Warner! (UCB, S...

It's a full-length film sequel to a Philippine web series, all of which were made during the pandemic. And we all agree that it's completely adorable. We're talking about HELLO STRANGER: THE MOVIE! Our special guest is writer/director/franchise creator Q. Allan Brocka! ("Eating Out", "Boy Culture", "Before I Got Famous" and "Rick & Steve") Follow Q. Allan on Twitter: @allanbrocka Follow Q. All...

It's the World's First Motion Picture in VISTAVISION, The Ultimate in Screen Presentation! It's gotta be gay, right? It may be July, but we're treating ourselves to a liverwurst sandwich and butter milk as we unwrap the cinematic gift that is WHITE CHRISTMAS with writer/comedian Jackie Clarke! ("Kenan," "Happy Endings," "Superstore") Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on...

We've gone over the rainbow, and now we're heading under the sea. Grab your thing-a-ma-bobs because we're talking THE LITTLE MERMAID with writer/actor/director Courtney Davis! (Comedy Central, Funny or Die, Jimmy Kimmel, podcast: "What's My Motivation") Follow Courtney on Twitter & Instagram: @courtbot5000 Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie...

POINT BREAK may be "100% Pure Adrenaline" but unfortunately that's not one of our categories! We're hitting the beach in search of the perfect wave with actor/writer/director Frank Garcia-Hejl! ("Scare Package" on Shudder, podcasts: "The Cannon Canon" and "The Smashing Pumpkast") Follow Frank on Twitter & Instagram: @frankgarciahejl Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark...

250 years in the future, all will be lost unless the fifth element is found! Where is it? What is it? And how will Jean-Paul Gaultier dress it up? We're making sense of THE FIFTH ELEMENT with the help of writer/actor Jessica Ross! (Dimension 20: Tiny Heist, podcast: "Erotic Book Club") Follow Jessica on Instagram: @jessicarosscomedy Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on...