Two Old Queens

"Finally, a comedy that will change the way you think, the way you feel, and most importantly... the way you dress." FINALLY! Grab your heels and wigs, kids! We're going on a road trip! We're finally talking about THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCULLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT! And our guest is better than an ABBA turd, it's writer, rabbit, and pop culture critic, Matt Baume! Follow Matt on Twitter & Instagr...

With three web-slingers (SPOILER!), you'd think this one would be pretty gay! (ANOTHER SPOILER: IT ISN'T!) The Queens are finally entering the Multiverse! We started this journey on the Patreon, but now it's coming to the main feed! We're talking SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME! And there's no way we'd do it with anyone other than actor/writer/comedian Haley Mancini! (Power Puff Girls, Harriet the Spy) Fo...

Is it already that day of the month? We're going on the anatomically incorrect rock odyssey that is known as HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH! When it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of our guest, it's FX makeup artist/costumer/maker, Brie Ford! Follow Brie on Instagram: @brieanimator Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQue...

"Before RuPaul's Drag Race, Before Paris Is Burning , there was The Queen " Some drag queens like to say, "There was before..." but we know better! We're heading to Town Hall to crown THE QUEEN! And joining our royal court this week is writer/performer Eric Bernat! Follow Eric on Twitter & Instagram: @EricBernat Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markr...

"Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a totally NEW WAVE motion picture experience!" What is it with this podcast always asking you to buckle your seatbelt lately? Grab your speedos and surf wax, boys! We're heading BACK TO THE BEACH! And our swim buddy is writer/performer/director Alex Fernie! (Children's Hospital, Bijllion Dollar Propertie$, Hotwives of Orlando) Follow Alex on Twitter & I...

"It's all about women-- and their men!" You can keep the men, for once, we're here for the women! Fasten your seat belts because we're talking about the iconic and classic ALL ABOUT EVE! And our guest this week is something made of music and fire, writer, comedian, and filmmaker Michael Lucid! Follow Michael on Twitter: labyrinth dancer Follow Michael on Instagram: michaelcollinslucid Check out Mi...

"The first thing Nick and Jerry want to do when they get on this boat is get off." That makes sense since as soon as we started watching this movie and we wanted to do is turn it off! It's been THREE YEARS! Can you imagine? We're celebrating/torturing ourselves for this milestone by taking a BOAT TRIP! And we love our guests so much, we didn't want to subject any of them to it! Pick up John's book...

"It's the story of a man, a woman, and a rabbit in a triangle of trouble." Sounds pretty kinky! Not that we're shaming anyone! This week we're heading to Toontown to answer the question WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT! Our guest this week is both looney and Tony, it's actor/comedian Bobby Moynihan! (Saturday Night Live, Mr. Mayor, We Bare Bears!, book: Not All Sheep Are Boring) Follow Bobby on Twitter and...

"One small bear will scale new heights of adventure!" Sounds like the summer I spent in Provincetown! We all know PADDINGTON 2 is one of the few movies to have 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but how high does it score on the Mike Pence Anxiety Scale? Our guest this week is sweeter than orange marmalade, it's actor/comedian Emily Gonzalez (podcast: Too Scary, Didn't Watch) Follow Emily on Twitter: @emily...

Grease is the word! And we're ready to tell you about it, stud. We're headed to Rydell High to finally talk about GREASE! Joining us are the delightful cohosts of the Gayish Podcast, Kyle Getz and Mike Johnson! And the power they're supplying? It's electrifying! This episode was recorded live at the Treefort Music Festival in Boise, Idaho on Friday March 25th, 2022 Follow Gayish on Twitter & I...

"With love comes risk. With obsession comes... Damage." Welcome to my college years, amIright? This week we're getting real and taking a long, hard look at DAMAGE. Staring back at us is the delightful Gil Ozeri! (writer/actor/producer: Big Mouth & Human Resources) Follow Gil on Twitter: @gilozeri Follow Gil on Instagram: @tallgilozeri Pick up Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy: https://...

"The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!" Surely this movie's got to be a little gay! Don't call it Shirley, because we're talking about AIRPLANE! Our co-pilot is even better than Ethel Merman, it's Toni Charline! And if you think things don't get very silly this episode, then you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! Follow Toni on T...

"He was their inspiration. He made their lives extraordinary." Robin Williams is Auntie Mame for straight boys! It's got mavericks in a boarding school and just a scene where a boy gets paddled, so you'd think DEAD POETS SOCIETY would score well, wouldn't you? (You'd think wrong) But what's undeniably right is our guest this week: writer and comedian Amanda Sitko! (Brochmere, co-host: Let's Do Thi...

Not since the dawn of time has America experienced a man like Howard Beale! Try spending a weekend on Fire Island with him! He was a nightmare! But do you know who's not a nightmare? Our guest this week! We're delighted to welcome actor/comedian Dave Theune (Pivoting, Good Girls, I am Not Okay with This) Our series on Best Supporting Actress nominated series continues and this week we're giving it...

A story of love, hurt, and loneliness. Sounds like a gay old time! Don't get out of your saddles just yet, because we're talking about THE POWER OF THE DOG! Joining us on this rugged terrain for a close encounter of the behind kind is actor/writer/comedian/DJ Patrick McDonald! (“Friday Nights with Ryan and Patrick” on SiriusXM Radio Margaritaville, podcast: Parrothead Podcast, Artists on Artists o...

Love is a Force of Nature! And it's never wise to mess with mother nature! We can't believe it's taken us this long to book a trip to BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN! We don't know how to quit our guest, and we hope we never learn! We're talking about actor/writer/comedian Ruha Taslimi! (UCB, Sundance short: Blocked) Follow Ruha on Instagram: @ruhataslimi Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follo...

It's the "Singin' Swingin' Glorious Feelin' Technicolor Musical" so it's GOT to be pretty gay, right? We've got a smile on our face for the whole human race because we're talking about SINGIN' IN THE RAIN with actor/writer Jason Sheridan! (co-host: Podcast: The Ride) Follow Jason on Twitter & Instagram: @JasonSheridan Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox:...

"What would you do if someone stole your mind?" Frankly, I'd thank them. It's crazy in here! Get ready for the ride of your life because we're talking TOTAL RECALL with actor/comedian Alyssa Sabo! (podcast: Totally Rad!) Follow Alyssa on Twitter & Instagram: @alyssa_sabo Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We'...

The closer they get to the top - the nearer they get to the bottom! Well if that's not every gay's plan for 2022, I don't know what to tell you! We're starting the new year right by going BEYOND THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS! And we're going with actor/comedian Chase McGown! (UCB, College Humor) Follow Chase on Twitter & Instagram: @mchasemccown Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Foll...

We're spending Christmas in Belgravia, so what hijinks could possibly ensue? We're looking at a movie that has launched that rare original franchise for Netflix, THE CHRISTMAS SWITCH! And we're talking about it and giving our toilets a blow up, with actor/comedian Lisa Gilroy! (Brooklyn 99, Let's Be Real, Fairview) Follow Lisa on Twitter & Instagram: @thelisagilroy Follow us on Twitter and Ins...

No way, José! Our favorite Christmas elf is back and she's as naughty as ever! You got it, dude, we're talking about actor Olivia Snow Norman! (Key & Peele, Yes Day, American Vandal) This year she's driving Mark crazy by making us watch the Olsen Twin tv movie that started it all, TO GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE WE GO! If you don't listen, you're in big trouble, mister! Follow Olivia on Instagram: @oli...

Meet Jackie O. She's elegant, glamorous, and well bred. When you've got it all, you can get away with murder. We know it's a HOUSE OF YES, but is it a House of Yas Qween? This week we find out with the help of actor and writer Madeline Walter! (Brooklyn 99, writer: Mack and Rita!) Follow Madeline on Twitter: @madelinemwalter Follow Madeline on Instagram: @madelinewalter Check out Madeline's brothe...

The final Scream is going to be the loudest! But will it be the gayest? Hellllloooooo Sidney! Grab your favorite pillow and get ready for some emotional edging because this week we're talking SCREAM 3 with one of our favorite toy soldiers, Dan Lippert! (Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin, Superstore, Brooklyn 99, podcast: ManDogPod, comedy group Big Grande: biggrandewebbsite.com) Follow Dan on Insta...

She's evil... and not just high school evil. For the end of Five Cold Screams we take a clinical look at JENNIFER'S BODY. Turns out, she's pretty hot! Helping us conduct this visit to the cinematic gynecologist is writer, comedian, and podcaster Marcy Jarreau! (writer: Brooklyn 99, podcasts: A Funny Feeling, 90 DayBae, L Is For Losers)  Follow Marcy on Twitter: @MarcyLane Follow Marcy on Inst...

Elvira busts out in her outrageously funny feature film debut! But when does she come out? We're headed to a prudish New England town to discuss ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK with writer Lauren McGuire! ("Wrecked," "Comedy Bang Bang," "Bless the Harts") Follow Lauren on Twitter and Instagram: @imlaurenmcguire Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Em...