Two Old Queens

It's "The Most Sensational Sound You'll Ever See!" That's right, we're talking about gawky, knock-kneed dancing ostriches, toddling mushrooms, and screwy crocodiles that 'cut a rug!' what else could it be, other than FANTASIA! And who else would we dare talk about it with other than writer, comedian, and world famous stock photo model, Robin Higgins! Follow Robin on Twitter: @robinhiggins Follow R...

It's 2023 and we're "Expanding Our Universe" by talking about JUPITER ASCENDING with writer, comedian, and podcast host Lou Gonzalez! (podcast: Mama Needs a Movie, Squirrel Theater) Follow Lou on Twitter: @lougonzalez Follow Lou on Instagram: @angrylou Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com We've got a Patreon! ...

"The Girls Are Back in Town" It's a brand new year and we're trying something new by re-examining something old. For the first time in Two Old Queens history, we're re-reviewing a movie with a new scoring system. But not just any movie, we're talking about SHOWGIRLS! And who better to join us than actor/comedian, Jeff Hiller! ("Somebody, Somewhere," & "American Horror Story: NYC") Follow Jeff...

"The Bat, the Cat, the Penguin" Frankly, we've been in worse threesomes. The gift of Holi-gay Jubilee keeps on gifting! This week we're talking about that Christmas classic, BATMAN FOREVER! And our guest is the only one who can save this city, its actor, writer, director, and podcaster extraordinaire, Jason O'Connell! (The Dork Knight, Opening Weekend podcast, Search Party) Follow Jason on Instagr...

"He's Home... But He's Not Alone." Oh good, it's so sad to be alone on Christmas! The Holi-gay Jubilee continues as we go deep on that rarest of gifts: a Christmas horror franchise. We're talking SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER! And our guest is a real gift because he's the host of the podcast The Best Little Horror House in Philly, it's George Heftler! Follow George on Instagram: @gerg...

This week John and Mark are giving everyone a taste of Catchin' Up, the new monthly podcast where they catch up on their lives, let you know what else they've been watching, Indulging in a little self-care, and answer all of your questions. You know, just catchin' up! You can sign up to get this everyone month at their Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/TwoOldQueens Follow us on Twitter and Instagra...

Part of every woman is a mother/actress/saint/sinner. And part of every man is a woman.  Fall-modóvar continues with the award winning ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER! And our guest is an award unto herself, we're talking with Julie Brister! Follow Julie on Twitter & Instagram: @bristahsouljah Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQuee...

"It's always someone you know!" Five Cold Screams has got one final gasp of glory as we talk about Scream 5/Scream (2022) with actor, writer, comedian, and podcast royalty, Mano Agapion! Follow Mano on Twitter & Instagram: @manoagapion Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQueens@gmail.com Get tickets for IT! A Musical Parody at...

Eartha Kitt and ugly trolls? This might be gayer than it looks, Vern! Five Cold Screams keeps screaming along as we head down to Briarville, Missouri to assess ERNEST SCARED STUPID! Our guest is anything buy stupid, it's writer and comedian Lauren McGuire! (Wrecked, Comedy Bang Bang, Bless The Harts) Follow Lauren on Twitter & Instagram: @imlaurenmcguire Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @Tw...

"Every family tree hides a secret." What a relief that for once we're not the secret! Five Cold Screams is back! And we're starting with a modern classic! Speaking of classics, we've got actor/performer Jiavani! (Reno 911, Between Two Ferns, Baby Wants Candy) Follow Jiavani on Instagram: @jiavani Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoO...

"Finally, a comedy that will change the way you think, the way you feel, and most importantly... the way you dress." FINALLY! Grab your heels and wigs, kids! We're going on a road trip! We're finally talking about THE ADVENTURES OF PRISCULLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT! And our guest is better than an ABBA turd, it's writer, rabbit, and pop culture critic, Matt Baume! Follow Matt on Twitter & Instagr...

With three web-slingers (SPOILER!), you'd think this one would be pretty gay! (ANOTHER SPOILER: IT ISN'T!) The Queens are finally entering the Multiverse! We started this journey on the Patreon, but now it's coming to the main feed! We're talking SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME! And there's no way we'd do it with anyone other than actor/writer/comedian Haley Mancini! (Power Puff Girls, Harriet the Spy) Fo...

Is it already that day of the month? We're going on the anatomically incorrect rock odyssey that is known as HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH! When it comes to huge openings, a lot of people think of our guest, it's FX makeup artist/costumer/maker, Brie Ford! Follow Brie on Instagram: @brieanimator Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markrennie Email us: TwoOldQue...

"Before RuPaul's Drag Race, Before Paris Is Burning , there was The Queen " Some drag queens like to say, "There was before..." but we know better! We're heading to Town Hall to crown THE QUEEN! And joining our royal court this week is writer/performer Eric Bernat! Follow Eric on Twitter & Instagram: @EricBernat Follow us on Twitter and Instagram: @TwoOldQueens Follow Mark on Letterbox: @markr...

"Fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a totally NEW WAVE motion picture experience!" What is it with this podcast always asking you to buckle your seatbelt lately? Grab your speedos and surf wax, boys! We're heading BACK TO THE BEACH! And our swim buddy is writer/performer/director Alex Fernie! (Children's Hospital, Bijllion Dollar Propertie$, Hotwives of Orlando) Follow Alex on Twitter & I...

"It's all about women-- and their men!" You can keep the men, for once, we're here for the women! Fasten your seat belts because we're talking about the iconic and classic ALL ABOUT EVE! And our guest this week is something made of music and fire, writer, comedian, and filmmaker Michael Lucid! Follow Michael on Twitter: labyrinth dancer Follow Michael on Instagram: michaelcollinslucid Check out Mi...

"The first thing Nick and Jerry want to do when they get on this boat is get off." That makes sense since as soon as we started watching this movie and we wanted to do is turn it off! It's been THREE YEARS! Can you imagine? We're celebrating/torturing ourselves for this milestone by taking a BOAT TRIP! And we love our guests so much, we didn't want to subject any of them to it! Pick up John's book...

"It's the story of a man, a woman, and a rabbit in a triangle of trouble." Sounds pretty kinky! Not that we're shaming anyone! This week we're heading to Toontown to answer the question WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT! Our guest this week is both looney and Tony, it's actor/comedian Bobby Moynihan! (Saturday Night Live, Mr. Mayor, We Bare Bears!, book: Not All Sheep Are Boring) Follow Bobby on Twitter and...

"One small bear will scale new heights of adventure!" Sounds like the summer I spent in Provincetown! We all know PADDINGTON 2 is one of the few movies to have 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, but how high does it score on the Mike Pence Anxiety Scale? Our guest this week is sweeter than orange marmalade, it's actor/comedian Emily Gonzalez (podcast: Too Scary, Didn't Watch) Follow Emily on Twitter: @emily...

Grease is the word! And we're ready to tell you about it, stud. We're headed to Rydell High to finally talk about GREASE! Joining us are the delightful cohosts of the Gayish Podcast, Kyle Getz and Mike Johnson! And the power they're supplying? It's electrifying! This episode was recorded live at the Treefort Music Festival in Boise, Idaho on Friday March 25th, 2022 Follow Gayish on Twitter & I...

"With love comes risk. With obsession comes... Damage." Welcome to my college years, amIright? This week we're getting real and taking a long, hard look at DAMAGE. Staring back at us is the delightful Gil Ozeri! (writer/actor/producer: Big Mouth & Human Resources) Follow Gil on Twitter: @gilozeri Follow Gil on Instagram: @tallgilozeri Pick up Baked! Sex, Drugs, and Alternative Comedy: https://...

"The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!" Surely this movie's got to be a little gay! Don't call it Shirley, because we're talking about AIRPLANE! Our co-pilot is even better than Ethel Merman, it's Toni Charline! And if you think things don't get very silly this episode, then you picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! Follow Toni on T...

"He was their inspiration. He made their lives extraordinary." Robin Williams is Auntie Mame for straight boys! It's got mavericks in a boarding school and just a scene where a boy gets paddled, so you'd think DEAD POETS SOCIETY would score well, wouldn't you? (You'd think wrong) But what's undeniably right is our guest this week: writer and comedian Amanda Sitko! (Brochmere, co-host: Let's Do Thi...

Not since the dawn of time has America experienced a man like Howard Beale! Try spending a weekend on Fire Island with him! He was a nightmare! But do you know who's not a nightmare? Our guest this week! We're delighted to welcome actor/comedian Dave Theune (Pivoting, Good Girls, I am Not Okay with This) Our series on Best Supporting Actress nominated series continues and this week we're giving it...

A story of love, hurt, and loneliness. Sounds like a gay old time! Don't get out of your saddles just yet, because we're talking about THE POWER OF THE DOG! Joining us on this rugged terrain for a close encounter of the behind kind is actor/writer/comedian/DJ Patrick McDonald! (“Friday Nights with Ryan and Patrick” on SiriusXM Radio Margaritaville, podcast: Parrothead Podcast, Artists on Artists o...