Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

"This troll's a menace! Everything just falls into place for her. Just keep her away from her minions, and we'll be fine!" -Simic Geneticist We made a golgari troll, ya'll. And she likes he friends to be joined at the hip. This week's mechanic: Soulbound: (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control bot...

"Havir is relentless. When he shows, and he always does, running is the only option." We made a big ol bird giant who shows up swinging. This week's mechanic is: Bloodthirst N (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this permanent enters the battlefield with N +1/+1 counters on it.)

"The Myr by nature are servants. They follow no matter the order. But Uvi is different. I have plans for Uvi" - Tezzeret It's episode 100!!...and we forgot until the very end of the podcast. But we did make a really fun four color myr who has all sorts of fun abilities. This week's mechanic: Fading: (This creature enters the battlefield with N fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep,...

"We no fight. The forest is alive, and killed many." -goblin underling We once again made a land creature. This time it's for your hot turbo fog deck I know you've been thinking about making. This week's mechanic is: Absorb: Absorb N (If a source would deal damage to this creature, prevent N of that damage.)

"Every is gone, sir...What do you mean gone? Sir...it destroyed everything." We made a real mean 4 color ooze that just doing pod things and creature things and pod things. This week's mechanic is: Reinforce: [cost] ([Cost], Discard this card: Put N +1/+1 counters on target creature.)

"The eldrazi are never truly gone. They escaped the void once, sending them back means nothing." We made an eldrazi processor playing with 1/1 counters. This week's mechanic is: Devour: (As this enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This creature enters the battlefield with N times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)

"She came from the sea, and walked with grace. We felt safe in her presence. Our enemies...they might say different." We made a simic merfolk(weird) who's bouncing enchantments. This week's mechanic: Aura Swap: ([Cost]: Exchange this Aura with an Aura card in your hand.)

" We saw it off in the distance. An island with calm water to rest our ships for the night. But as we neared, it seemed to dodge the fleet. Forcing us back into the open ocean. In hindsight, I'm thankful that's all it did." We made a turtle island who makes friends, lets you recast sorceries, AND is a mana rock. He's out here. Just...vibing. This week's mechanic is: Flashback: (You may cast this c...

"He's just so violent," she complained. Edgar chuckled. "My dear, he's just bitter he can't see himself anymore. He'll find away to cope, I'm sure." We made a vampire artificer that LOVES to look at himself. This week's mechanic is: Squad: (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay [cost] any number of times. When this creature enters the battlefield, create that many tokens that are c...

"You can't trust ANYONE here. You never know who is real." -Gruul berserker We're using the last of the New Capenna mechanics this week with our fun burn changeling. This week's mechanic is: Alliance: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control...

"Be careful what you wish for. Because someone is always there to take it." -Su'Leu We made an esper fairy that looooooves treasures. This week's mechanic: Ascend: (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)

"They laughed aloud, at the silly donkey clowns. Then OozeKnuckle showed, and burned down the town." We made a noggle wizard who's not afraid to hurt himself to win. This week's mechanic is: Amass: amass N "If you don't control an Army creature, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token. Choose an Army creature you control. Put N +1/+1 counters on that creature."

"The shores were safe. Year upon year we were safe. She left, but always came back when most needed. But one day, she came back different." We made a merfolk wizard ready to curse and loot and sacrifice and probably party. This week's mechanic: Offering: (You may cast this card any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a [Subtype] and paying the difference in mana costs between this and th...

"Wood creaked as metal and brick hard chitin scraped against one another twisting into an unrecognizable mass. The beast had found it's host, and finally taken shape." We made a witchmaw, eldrazi, boat that makes your friends mill. This week's mechanic: Ingest: (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library)

"Riku's apprentice is not what you think. He's less...subtle. More of an all or nothing kind of wizard." We made temur bird wizard who goes all in on copies. This week's mechanic: Storm: (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

He emerged from the Trial of Uncertainty alone. Beaten, glass eyed, and cold, Gilvac had done it. He'd finally bested his brother. We made a Naya exile commander that's gonna blow your stuff up. Strap in, he's a mean one. We(Andrew) also speaks out against god. It gets weird this week. This week's mechanic is: Exile" removed from the game..."

Torth stumbled away from his fallen home. He was victorious, but at what cost. We made a rad Gruul commander who's pulling buds from his graveyard. This week's mechanic is: Double Strike: This creature deals both first-strike and regular combat damage.

"The clans found Ghez'rul only mostly dead, which was enough. They repurposed him after his failed theft to never fail them again." This week's mechanic: Raid: …, if you attacked this turn, …

The soldier cast the last bit of the vaults contents into the fire. "That's the last of it. Whatever all this stuff was, it's gone now." At that point the ground shuddered, and the grim statue began to stir. We made ourselves a big ol golem buddy who brings a lot of himself to the party. This week's mechanic: Delirium: If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, …

"Oh no. She's here. Everyone! Prepare for the worst, or we'll be more more lost than our foe!" Zizrot is here to steal your lands, and has brought all her friends with her. This week's mechanic is: Sweep — Return any number of [basic land] you control to their owner's hand. ...

"He's a great worker. But for someone who stays late almost every night, he never seems to know why all the graves end up empty." We made a mono white ascend matters commander that's out here just filling up(and also removing)all the graveyards. This week's mechanic is: Ascend: (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)

"He can never just show up alone, can he? He always brings a damn entourage where ever he goes." Kirthis is here to party and he brought all his robot friends with him. We have a fun selesnya artificer that never parties alone. This week's mechanic is: Fabricate: (When this permanent enters the battlefield, you may put N +1/+1 counters on it. If you don't, create N 1/1 colorless Servo artifact cre...

"The stylish design and sophisticated feel of The Mry Battle Cycle will make you the talk of the town. The genuine Mirriodin steel mesh leather seats, and Phyrexian bio-infused claws will win over even the most finicky of critic." We made a fucking TRANSFORMER! Our very first colorless commander, and it's a pretty sweet modal card. This week's mechanic: Amass: (Put N +1/+1 counters on an Army you...

"If you see one, retreat. Because the swarm is on the horizon, and it is relentless." We. Are. Back! Coming in hot after a two week hiatus. We have a fun Izzet commander that's all about making friends that your opponents should probably block. This week's mechanic is: Frenzy: Frenzy N (Whenever this creature attacks and isn't blocked, it gets +N/+0 until end of turn.)

"Yes! Show them you destructive power!" The perplexed garrison watched Aredes as he loudly praised his summoned beasts. "Captain, a lone private shouted over the cacophonous roars of the hydra, I thought we were here to sign a peace treaty?" We made a bant centaur ready for some aggressive politics. This week's mechanic is: Join Forces: Starting with you, each player may pay any amount of mana. .....