Two Judgey Girls

One of us enjoyed the RHONJ premiere and the other thought they were reusing stories lines...Teresa as a body builder--thanks Tamra for the inspiration. Marge Sr. getting vaj rejuvenated just like Stephanie Hollman and Kelly Dodd. Melissa and Tre fighting again... haven’t seen that before. Meanwhile, we thought we were watching an episode of Botched instead of RHOC. So much plastic! In Copenhagen,...

The VPR trailer is ready for your viewing pleasure. This is probably the only time you will see LVP on film since she won’t film for RHOBH. We breakdown all the Halloween costumes of the Housewives--Lisa Rinna killed it as Erika Jayne. In Jamaica, Shannon still is missing and the girls worry about her “health”. We also get to see the woman try to twerk and please, please make it stop!. Meanwhile i...

Courtney is back and we have so much to catch up on...Mario was caught filming on RHONY this week; RHOC is filming the reunion; LVP is NOT filming RHOBH?! We go down to Jamaica and see Shannon unravel and the girls accuse her of having a drinking problem. In Dallas, D'Andra is also accused of a drinking problem and is warned by the Westcotts to be cautious with the company you keep aka Brandi. Com...

Travel back to us with us to season one, episode 9 , of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, THE DINNER PARTY FROM HELL! We breakdown this episode 8 years later. Between Allison Dubois, the morally corrupt Faye Resnick, and Camille Grammar stirring the pot we can't get enough. Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Without Courtney from LA, Mary from the Bay invited her sister Colleen to judge with her. Enjoy the Mahoney girls breaking down Juicy Joe's deportation, Bethenny's new man plus her drunken insta stories from the Berkshires, Mary's review of Erika Jayne concert, or was it Magic Mike? We also deep dive into 90 Days Fiance, Colleen is an expert. Come judge with us! Sponsored by www.morningrecoverydri...

You asked for it, so we went in on Before the 90 Days: 90 Day Fiancé. On RHOC, we got to see Vicki scream into Steve’s ear on a Harley, plus Shannon grab her fat on national television. We also got duped into watch Play by Play again because it recorded RHOC as a 90 minute viewing. We do not like this, Bravo! Meanwhile in Dallas, the kids stole the show and D’Andra got Leeanne back for that $200 c...

Breaking news this week with an official T-Rav arrest in Charleston. We tell a heart warming story from a Juror with Stephanie Hollman about her husbands childhood. Is Lou drinking again? We give you the Play by Play on Jerry O’Connell and his cohosts. In Orange County we are Team Gina this week and won’t let these OG’s attack her. Do the tres amigas need to adios? Meanwhile in Dallas, nothing hap...

Is Bravo in a weird lull? Where are all the shows? This week allowed us to go more detailed into the current housewives of OC & Dallas. We talk the current drama of Shannon & Tamra vs Emily. Have we finally both turned on Shannon? Are we over her antics? Do we love the new girls? The answer to all is YES! Courtney is then joined by her roommate, Tiffany, who you may all remember from before. She t...

We discuss lots of hard hitting news this week: Teresa divorcing? Skinny Girl fat tax on jeans? Tammy Sue moving? Steve Gold has a girlfriend? Ryan Serhant still doesn't know Mary? Jax is hot again? Denise Richards gets married? Jenni doesn't work for Jeff Lewis? Doritos is a jerk and hates puppies? Mary was actually Team Tammy Sue this week? We love Stephanie Hollman? Cary and Boober Deuber are t...

And just like that, the Real Housewives of New York is officially over. We didn’t get our Sag Harbor sit down like we wanted, but Lu did make an appearance on WWHL to do a mini reLUnion. We still can't understand why 75% of "people" are Team Bethanny. After more information about her program, we want Teddi to hold us accountable; it looks like Moose Knuckle T-Rav and Trashley are back together? An...

Mary & Courtney are together in the bay this week! We talk about boring RHOC out of habit but are really just here to see Emily threaten everyones lives. Dallas is the gift that keeps on giving and we will take all we can of Kameron's confessionals and the hijinks of Brandi and Stephanie. Were you #teambethenny or #teamcarole or #teamnextseason? Ready for that one-on-one with Lu any time now... Co...

RIP Summer Mary. We go into the RHONY reunion and get mad at Andy for not being unbiased. We knew when Carole's text message went off that she was done. You are a drunk vs you're a drunk... that is the Shakespearian question. Leeanne makes us question fashion in Dallas plus we yearn for a $22k baby delivery party for us (minus the baby part...). Shannon also gets $22k/month from Beady Beador but w...

While Summer Mary is having an UnBELIZEable time on vacation, we welcome special guest Jason Richman. Jason attended #CountessandFriends with us and gave us a new perspective on all things Bravo. We welcomed the newest season of Real Housewives of Dallas, said a classy cabaret goodbye to Real Housewives of New York and shared a mutual love over Thick as Thieves Shannon Beador. Come judge with us!...

We really dive deep into Orange County and New York. Mary had her RHOC Watch Party and even FaceTimed with the new girl, Emily, who we are totally loving. Are you #TeamGodd or #TeamOGoftheOC? Do we actually like Tamra? Is Lu jealous of Ramona’s new renovation? Is Sonja the new face of Depends? Why did Bethenny ditch Ramona’s party? Why was this episode even in existence? Come judge with us! This w...

We are back! We break down the last two episodes of RHONY in Colombia. We watched Sonja pee her swimsuit she was trying to resell, Dorinda “not slur her words,” Lu judge her, and Carole and B continue to loathe each other. Meanwhile in the OC, we go back to Andale’s to see Tamra and her 4th boob job, Shannon and her spanx, and Vicki not really whoop it up. And finally, we see Ashley talk with Andy...

We do a deep DEEEEEEP dive into the Real Housewives of Orange County episode of Naked Wasted. If you want to watch prior to listening, you can view Season 4 Episode 8 on Hulu. A rewatch of this episode shows that this would NEVER fly and that Tamra most likely would have been fired. Ryan proves to be creepier than ever and poor Gretchen just wanted to be besties with TAMRUHHHHHHHHH! And Donn is st...

THE OC IS BACK! Mary gave the RHOC premiere a B-, as the ropes course saved the day. In Cartegena, Sofia Vergara joined the cast... or was it Samantha Jones? Either way, one of these characters watched from rehab. (Another tough week for Lu.) Are you Team Bethenny or Team Carole? Mary continues to loathe B. Strong while Courtney is Team No One. The Southern Charm reunion kicks off with a letter fr...

Full update of all things VPR including: pregnant?! fired?! TOMTOM!? We are praying for Ashley and her cyst and disease from Katherine. She remains the trash she has always been. Lu didn't have such a hot week in real time but is rocking the cabaret rehearsals. Speed dating looks about as fun as can be imagined and Ramona proves that she is the best dater of them all, even if all she ends up with...

Bonus episode for everybody! With Bravo on a new episode hiatus this week, Courtney & Mary took a deep dive into the brilliant RHONY episodes of Scary Island. You may be shook to hear our take on whose side we are really on, but we will try to convince you to join us as well. Hope you've enjoyed your 4th of July and enjoy this BONUS episode! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva...

We catch up on Summer Mary's shenanigans and live vicariously through her. With only a few new episodes this week, we deep dive into Southern Charm and all the drama that ensues. We thank our lucky stars that New York brings it week after week. 1 dinner, 3 fights, where is the caution tape? They know how to give it to us and make us want more... just like Ramona and the banana bread. Come judge wi...

This week we celebrate the life of Bobby Zarin and watch Bethenny and Jill rekindle their friendship. Meanwhile, we see Lu outside of prison and rehab to have some R&R in her home state of Connecticut. Ramona is confronted for asking Tom (it’s about Tom) to come to one of his parties. Who does Ramona think she is? Slob Kebab. In Charleston, Ashley is struggling to deal with Thomas and hopes he wil...

BONUS EPISODE! Mary and Courtney discuss The Jury outing at See You Next Tuesday. Let's just say that our expectations were set low and we were pleasantly surprised. Until we weren't... Take a listen! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(We accidentally deleted the original Ep66 so if you've listened, feel free to skip this one!)Courtney gives Mary and all of you some homework this weekend to watch some new shows that are outside of our Bravosphere. We lament over the ending of VPR this season, but so thankful we got some secrets revealed (Scheana's confession was not one we needed...) Orange you said its over? Below Deck continu...

It's Courtney AND Mary IN LA! While we may be a few days behind our regular posting, we haven't lost our spark. Mary experienced her first Pride in LA and her run in with ZZZZZ-list VPR celeb, Logan. We deep dive into the drama of Southern Charm with Trashley and T-Rav still causing the drama--but their downfall seems inevitable. Below Deck really bores us as a recap and we are now on Team Adam. T...

Mary was distracted while simultaneously recording and watching the Warriors lose. Courtney carries on a great conversation with herself. “We” talk Bezershires, Carole putting Bethanny in her place, Captain Sandy being a boss b*itch on Below Deck, and Scheana slurping up the pasta like it'll be gone in 7 minutes or less. Won't you judge with us? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more info...