Two Judgey Girls

The return of Southern Charm (and more importantly, lil Craigy) got us going this week! What a breath of fresh! Thank Bravs, because we were forced to watch the VPR gang up. We wish we didn't have to figure out what side we would be on. Let's split it into two shows! New York ladies headed to the cabaret star's house in upstate New York as we slowly watched Sonja unravel into her eccentricities. W...

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This is an extra long podcast to inform you of all the important things you need to know about! Mary and Shep! Fofty/Lala Rand! VPR people buying houses! Tinsley breaking down! Bethenny on the brim of breaking down! VPR casts livers' breaking down! Kemsley/Todd relationship breaking down! Teddi's new bangs trying to fly away! Come judge with us! This week we have two sponsors: Beauty by Design, yo...

This extra long episode will get you ready for the weekend. Was it Table 61 or 62? Was Ramona showing us her true social climbing ways? Tinsley is officially single... again. Boy George brought the girls together until PEeeeKkkkaaaayyyy made a crack with his “British humor.” Is Teddi defending Kyle too much? Would you want Denise to be your mediator? Jax continues to be a narcissist and carry arou...

On VPR this week, we see an exorcism, go to a puppy shower, and watch Lala perform in honor of her father. Meanwhile in the Bezerkshires, Sonja has a mental breakdown and quickly recovers while she farts, scissors, and dances on the pool table. Tinsley and Scott’s relationship continues to be on the rocks and everyone is putting it under a microscope. Is Scott controlling? Would you do truth or da...

Okay Lala, was it anxiety or the Sunday Scaries? Is Tom Juan the sexiest most romantic husband alive? Meow. Is Billie Lee left out or just the worst? Meanwhile in Beverly Hills, are we team no one or drunk Camille? Goodbbbbyyyyeeee Kyle. The Berkshires continues to never disappoint. Sonja Morgan has a mental breakdown about acid on fingers and touching letters and Bethenny can’t stop crying...in t...

We are a house divided: Courtney is Team LVP while Mary is Team Everybody Else. Where do you lie? Pick the right side. Be judicious in your convictions. Ariana and Kristen stole the show on VPR this week and we want to see more Mexico! Is the Countess on her high horse? Should she be knocked down a few pegs? Should Dorinda be kowtowing her to her? The Bezerkshires are the best! Come and judge with...

We get to see the TomTom Grand Opening Party and we think the $18k motorcycle side car was well worth it. Is Katie being a needy wife because she has an EQ of a 14 year old? Feed the hogggg. We are completely obsessed with Aaron and Denise and loved EVERYTHING about their wedding. Did LVP leak #puppygate to Radar Online? Is Lu holding a grudge? Should Dorinda just apologize? Come judge with us! Sp...

We are over LucyLucy Apple Juicy! Teddi owned  it, why didn’t LVP? Does Aaron have a big penis? Denise is the saving grace of #RHOBH. Did Lala lose her shit in a Versace dress? Are we team James? Do you go to clam bakes and bring home lobster? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by LULUSIMONSTUDIO. Head over to www.lulusimonstudio.com and use code 'TJG20' to take advanta...

Do we even need a description when we can quote Tyler Perry instead? Dorinda gave us the ultimate gift this week with her text to Lu. VPR teeters the line with should we or should we not like James. Schwartz felt in the middle of his wife and his work wife, but we liked him defending his wife. We are sick of #lucygate and wish the girls would focus more on why everything is Dorit's fault and less...

Bravo overwhelmed us this week with all the shows. We did our best to catch up on all things VPR, Summer House, RHOA, Mexican Dynasties, RHOBH, RHONJ AND RHONY! (Try saying that three times fast!)We welcome back RHONY and Ramona's swimming lessons but we could have waited a week with all we were given. We are glad RHONJ and Danielle's face will be off our screen for a bit. We want to read more of...

This week we travel to Mexico City and meet three new families that we are obsessing over: me encanta Mexican Dynasty. In RHOBH, we continue in the Bahamas and the bitches came out. LVP confronts Erika about a grievance note and Rinna thinks LVP set up Teddi. Whose side are we on? Meanwhile, in New Jersey we discover that Tre will always hate Melissa and never pick her as a friend. VPR got soft th...

Get ready for an extra long podcast! You asked and we delivered: the first 25 minutes is dedicated to the Khloe/Tristan/Jordyn/Kylie drama. Then we deep dive into the New Jersey Reunion. Who won at the reunion: Jackie or Tre? Really, bitch? Crazy Kristen falls over in SoVain and Carter is exposed for not paying rent. Meanwhile, in Beverly Hills the girls head to the Bahamas in the PJ on a trip "fr...

Beverly Hills is back and we get to meet Charlie Scheen’s ex-wife, Denise Richards. Did you know Denise was once married to Charlie? #winning We finally get to see what all the fighting is about. Did Doritoes put a Vanderpump dog in a shelter? Is Teddi gossiping about it? Is LVP showing real emotions? Whose side are you on? Meanwhile, in VPR the girls take a PJ to So-vain (say that in a Kentucky a...

This is our 100th episode! Thank you ALL so much for listening, liking, and laughing with us. This week, we deep dive into 45 mins worth of news updates. We debrief the TomTom Daily Mail Party and reminsce on the Posche Fashion Show that almost was in RHONJ. In honor of our 100th episode, we are doing a giveaway: email us at twojudgeygirls.com with your creative Bravo meme, caption, hashtags, and...

Those who ask shall receive: we deep dive into Andy’s baby shower; who was there, who wasn’t there, and the legend that is Lisa Rinna. We breakdown the RHONY trailer and are curious why Tinsley is so miserable. Did Jax and Lala sleep together? Did Lala go down on Ariana? And who’s side are you on: Team Marge or Team Jen/Tre/Danielle? Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsored by Zola. To...

Lots of news to catch up on: Ashley Jacobs, Lu's Tom and Jennifer from RHONJ all DM’d us this past week; Kathryn Dennis is officially in a relationship with Hunter Price, country singer; Rinna is shading LVP via insta story. We also got to experience Girls Night in where Katie and Billie threw down. Plus, we go to Cabo on RHONJ and talk about lip liner and monkeys' assholes. Come judge with us! Th...

Could we be more obsessed with Beau? Could we cringe anymore watching Scheana pretend she was on The Bachelorette? Do we have empathy for James? Is Stassi’s mom like Ariel or did she just drink too much? In New Jersey, Jennifer comes wine tasting with guns blazing and knives. Milania premieres “Can’t Wait to Grow Up”  and Marge is jealous of Danielle’s good looks, according to Marty. Come judge wi...

We are back and recharged after a holiday hiatus! We breakdown Lindsay Lohan’s Beach House, and ask 'does is rival VPR?' We discuss many of the Golden Globes movies plus Birdbox. We deep dive into RHONJ: Mary has found a new love for Joe Gorga and Frank, Courtney can have Frankie. Plus, we breakdown down another one of Stassi’s birthday meltdowns. Come judge with us! This week's podcast is sponsor...

Welcome back Courtney from LA. We update you on the latest news: is Gretchen pregnant? Kenya Moore using baby doubles? Bethenny in the hospital? Is James Kennedy an alcoholic? Did he cheat? Did Raquel turn a blind (glass)eye? Are we Team Jackie or Tre? Is Danielle really allergic to so many things? Has Mary watched Unanchored or 90 Day Fiance? Is Rhylee all riled up after the new deckhand? And is...

Welcome back Colleen from the Bay, Mary’s little sister! This week we wrap up the OC finale and talk about all the girls' regrets, dive into VPR Pride (we def think James cheated on Raquel and her glass eye), and love to see the producers shade Scheana. In New Jersey, we are loving Jackie and want more Danielle Staub, the Bridezilla. Is Mary wishing she was a full time housewife? Come judge with u...

The VPR premiere may have been underwhelming to some but watching Jax and Britney propose at a fast food restaurant was satisfying to Mary. The Dallas reunion felt like a New Year’s Eve party and a screaming match. In New Jersey, Nonno and Jackie were the breakout stars, with None taking shots after surgery, and Jackie calling out Tre for not controlling her husband--that's why he is at camp. Oh a...

The Dallas finale had a special guest star: Satan, we mean Leeanne...but come on, she was legit possessed. We are Team Brandi&Stephanie. We were so nostalgic for this frat party. The RHOC reunion was explosive. The OG of the OC starts cocaine rumors and calls Kelly God a bad mom. We were not impressed with the Jersey girls in Oklahoma and thought it was rather boring. On Below Deck, Chandler and C...

We may be taking the Thanksgiving week off with live viewing, but we got you with an all new BONUS episode of TJG to listen to on your long drive to see family. We discuss the ICONIC Table Flip of Real Housewives of New Jersey, Season 1 Episode 6. Was Danielle fighting an uphill battle? Did Dina really show the book? Why was Caroline's hair cut that way? Did Jacqueline start the rift in the Laurit...

Is LVP officially out of the 90210? Why wasn’t she is Paris with the other girls? Is Denise a full time housewife? How did VPR get a Vogue spread? Are they the modern day Friends cast? Do we like Lala’s Rand? Should the Tres Abuelas officially retire from the OC? Are you Team Tre and Nonno or Team Melissa and Joe Gorga? Did Mark Deuber redeem himself this week? Did we need to see his infamous D? I...