Two Judgey Girls

We are coming to you early this week with a deep dive into RHOA. Did we cry multiple times watching Bravo this week..maybe. Are Porsha and Dennis back together? Is Cynthia the best mom in the world and Noelle brave to share her story? Meanwhile in Orange County we get to sit through a therapy session with Tamra and Ryan, do we feel sorry for Ryan? Who is the puppeteer? Who is the best chess p...

What a week: Below Deck, RHOA, RHOC, RHONJ, and RHOD, plus we got "shadow banned" from Insta and are boycotting that major event happening in NYC with Andy Cohen, The Event That Shall Not Be Named. In Atlanta, if you don't have a baby you can't hold a peach. Did you miss Nene on the screen? We finally felt justice this week as Tamra was exposed in RHOC. Shannon didn't think she was talking about h...

This week, we break down the Guidice Tell All with Andy. It was EVERYTHING and NOTHING at the same time. We can't wait for them to travel to Italy with the cameras. Will they reignite their romance? We also break down the Meghan King Edmonds divorce. Did Jim cheat with Nanny Carly? Is Meghan the bad guy? We discuss the birthday party of "Queen Victoria" and watch Gina lose it? Is Gina sleeping wit...

Courrrrrrtttttnnnney is back and the sound should be 1000x better! Mary apologizes for last week and being sick and having to suck on a cough drop the whole time. This week we discuss Kween Kathy, the President of OC Fashion Week, #fireTamrahireKathy, Ryan being patriotic and depressed, plus Gina and Matt's romance novel and/or stalker waiting for her in her bed. Meanwhile in Dallas, we grieve the...

Summer Mary is back with Greg Eddings!!! We update you on Joe Giudice's deportation and his new bod that he is showing off in Italy. Will Tre finally divorce him? Meanwhile we hop on the HOT MESS EXPRESS train to San Diego for Shannon's 55th birthday. Emily and Gina still can't manage to repair their friendship. Tamra and Braunwyn finally get it on and we get to see a little bit of MKEPI. In Dalla...

We are taking this week off for a much needed break! In place of our usual weekly podcast, we are giving you access to our first Patreon bonus episode! We dive deep into the pilot episode of Rock of Love starring Bret Michaels. You can find all three seasons on Amazon Prime and/or Hulu (but we recommend Prime as it has the uncensored version). Head over to our Patreon for more bonus content revisi...

Before Courtney's Italian vacay, we had to deep dive the season finale of Below Deck and Real Housewives of Orange County. Is Captain Sandy too harsh? Does Hannah not have a passion for yachting? What really happened between Aesha and Jack? Meanwhile in Arizona, Vicki continues to spread rumors and lies about Kelly God--now she can't step foot on Jolie's school? Tamra actually sheds some ligh...

This was the best RHOC episode in two seasons, PRAISE THE LORD! Did Kelly Dodd take it too far? Is Gina drinking the Koolaid, spiked with tequila, out of a wine glass? If you were "diagnosed" with a concussion would you drink night of? What DR okay'd that? Is Emily being a bad friend or Gina? Emily doesn't look like Shrek. Meanwhile, in Mexico LeeAnne officially initiates Kary into...

What would you rather do instead of watch a Tamra scene? We give you our Top 10. How did Shannon not even flinch when Kelly hit her in the head? Did Tamra perpetuate the situation? Did Emily's sexy dance turn on her father-in-law? Was Vicki only allowed to show up for 24 hours? Meanwhile, in Dallas the girls head to Mexico and things got a little dark. Will this vacation be the new Scary Isla...

What's worse: going to jail in front of your kids or an ambulance? Are you team Emily or Gina? MVP this week goes to Spencer Judge. How did that human come out of Tamrat? Does Vicki actually get to go to Arizona? Do we like Dr. Deb and her eccentricities? Meanwhile in Dallas we really feel the love between Rich and Leanne, do they have an open relationship? We think that Tinsley and Kameron need a...

This week we deep dive into the Real Housewives of Dallas season 4 premiere. Is Mamma Dee sabotaging D'Andra? Did Jeremy have an affair? Who the hell is Jessica? Does Leeanne rehearse her lines? WE NEED more Kam!!!! In the OC, we continue to feel bad for Gina and love her new friendship with Shannon. Meanwhile, we still loathe Tamra and want Shane to fill up Emily's love tank. Come judge with us!!...

If Tamra can start a train rumor, then we are starting a rumor that Tamra is a swinger as it only seems fair. #bantamra #TAMRAT. We are standing strong with Kelly God, Gina, and Emily. Our favorite quote this week: "It can’t get worse. I went to jail, adultery, divorce." -Gina We wrap up the Southern Charm finale to find out that Kathryn might not be sober. Has the cast has been covering for her b...

We can officially say farewell to Bethenny Frankel... for now. We got dark in Orange County with Gina admitting Matt had an affair, Shane not wanting Emily to "sexy" dance, and the Tres Amigas alluding to Kelly Dodd participating in a sex train. Guys--she hasn't even had a threesome (according to the comment left on our Instagram)! We are ready to make the amigas go adios. In the South, our Craig...

All males are cancelled! Ok not really but we do have a Bravo problem with males (and females--Lenethia!) who cross the line and need to be held accountable. Shep, baby boy, what is you doing? We discuss the Southern Charm season finale and definitely do NOT approve of Shep bringing the girls to embarrass Madison and Austen. In fact, we are now #TeamMadisten. The OC isn't doing much better with Ta...

We are counting down the days till Summer Mary disappears, but first, we get to hear all about her trip to Charleston and cocktail hour with Ms. Patricia Altschul. We deep dive into Southern Charm and the downhill of Shep Rose (did you see that insta story this week?). Will Madison and Austen last? The RHOC premiere showed us how Shannon got her groove back. Kelly Dodd is now a plastic surgery inf...

While Summer Mary galavants around Charleston (A LEGITIMATE INVITATION TO LEGENDARY PAT ALTSCHUL'S HOUSE!), Courtney holds down the fort with our amazing guest, Krzysztof Pakula, who is a reality TV aficionado. We finish out this season of RHOBH praising Camille for being both unhinged and also being an entire storyline for the season. We get into the chlamydia of it all with Southern Charm. Shoul...

Courtney is back! The RHONY reunion wrapped and it had us wanting more. The silver lining was Lu ending the season cheers with an AA prayer and virgin mimosa. We loved Andy asking the women about their lawsuits, break that fourth wall down. Camille's shoulders must be tired from caring the season. The Southern Charm kids are still in Colorado taking in the local delicacies and Kathryn does not app...

Welcome back my boy Greg @geddings, Courtney is in New York trying to track down Craig and Austen. Meanwhile Summer Mary and Greg review the RHONY reunion part 1. Have Lu and Dorinda finally made amends? Bethenny finally gives us a better time line of her and Dennis' relationship. We snooze through the Beverly Hills reunion, but learn that Aaron's dick is bigger than Kyle's shoe. We also dive deep...

We dive deep into the RHBH finale. Do we love Camille or love to hate her? Is Courtney attracted to Peeekkkaayyy? Should LVP have received a better send off for 9 years working at Bravo? And don’t get us started about the lunch 6 months later... Meanwhile in Charleston we break down Craig’s mental breakdown and are haunted again by the return of Ashley Jacobs. We definitely get back on the crazy t...

HAPPY 4th OF JULY TO ALL OF OUR JURORS! We break down all things #JaxGotitWright plus update you on #TomandArianaWatch2019. Did Jax's mom attend the wedding? What about LVP? Did Carter and the triplets make it? Plus every sponsor, what she wore, and their first song. We also discuss the RHOC trailer for Season 14, which confirms Vicki's devotion. And ONE fun fact about The Hills... PLUS, Summer Ma...

Bethenny almost dies? Are the girls trying to push out Tinselly? Who enjoyed the strippers the most? In BH, Camille acts pernicious and says everything we've been thinking to Doritos' face. How does she have all of that money? The gentlemen from the South are still arguing with each other. Are Shep and Whitney bullies? Who will bring home the most ladies to the penthouse? Will Austen ever get over...

Courtney is back and we dive DEEEEEEEP into RHONY, the best show on Bravo ever to exist. This masterpiece of a show deserves to be in a museum of TV so that when aliens come down and see what we have done on Earth, they get it. BH existed in Provence where Kyle and Teddi blacked out and attacked Erika Jayne--whose team are you on? Our poor Craigy got verbally abused by the boys while camping, whil...

Mary from the Bay comes to you with Greg Eddings with the latest RHNY, RHBH, and Southern Charm debriefing. We discuss Mila the new chef on Below Deck that licks raw steak. Mario graces us with his presence all for Ramona to have a moment to make him jealous #payback. Sonja is totally fine and not taking pills, glad the hot paramedics came. Lu knows the girls are just jealous of her success. Meanw...

Summer Mary hangs with Shep, Austen, and Carlito in sf. She once again finds out nothing and everything. Does Austen need to cut the Madison cord? Does Craig get better looking each episode? Is Sonja on pills? Do Lu and Ramona get her sloppy seconds? Have you peed in a bathtub? DDDDDooooooorrrrrrinnndddaaaaaa. Sorry, Kyle killed it as a playboy bunny at Farrahween and Rinna slayed as Erika Jayne....

Breaking news: Life isn’t a Cabaret. Lu is back in jail (well she was cuffed and released, but whatever)! We guess upstate makes you want to drink(like Tinsley said). Margarita was the true star this episode and Dorinda wouldn’t let Ramona-size-it. We are wondering if Sonja could do our hair sometime? Down South we are hoping Kathryn will get pregnant so Patricia can be a grandmother. Meanwhile Sh...