Two Judgey Girls

Was the finale of VPR the actual final episode? Jax and "his show" showed his true colors and LVP wasn't buying it. The Witches of Weho are dunzo and Jax and Tom are "on a break." In Beverly Hills, the girls got their astrology charts read while continuing to question Kyle and Teddi being BFFs. Why do people care so much? Sorry they went to couples therapy and sleep in the same bed. The New Yorker...

We debrief the drama surrounding Southern Charm and Kathryn vs Cam & the girls. In VPR, we continue to see Jax spiral and wonder if he is hooking up with a Lit Method instructor? Who's pool party would you want to be at? The retirement party or Tom and Ariana's? The girls of RHONY visited a winery, or maybe apple orchard, and Dorinda mentions it all. She is securing her spot as the new villain...

The girls of Beverly Hills are entertaining us; we can watch Kyle be jealous of Dorit's glam and no one wanting to be ALLIN all day. Why does Denise not want to talk about threesomes? We were hopeful that VPR would redeem themselves and they did with Jax being Jax and allegedly admitting to his drug problem. Who did Kristen make a sex tape with? Dorinda is the new Sonja reminiscing about Rich...

We are so happy that RHOBH is bringing it this season. Was Teddi crying because she is pregnant or did Sutton hurt her feelings? Do we love Sutton or love to hate her? Why can't we see more drunk Kyle and Dorit and high Mauricio? But seriously, what does Aaron do for a living? In RHONY, it was New York Fashion Week and Sonja Morgan debuted her "ready to wear" line but Leah wasn't ready to wea...

God bless RHONY and RHOBH! They are giving us life in quarantine. You know it's a good RHONY episode when it was recorded only over 24 hours and you never left the house. Leah fits right in throwing tiki torches and encouraging Tinsley to go topless all the while telling Sonja it's not 1985 and "the yacht has sailed." In Beverly Hills, we are loving the power couple that is Erika Jayne and Garcell...

This week we travel to New York for the premiere of RHOBH, because you know we need to take the annual pilgrimage for fashion week. Kyle bought a fashion line with no experience and Dorit is appalled. We meet the new girls, Garcelle and Sutton, and welcome them with open arms. Erika Jayne finally shows us her past at Shakers and Teddi tells us she is pregnant. Also, Denise stopped filming in...

Rankings: RHONY / Summer House / Family Karma / Vanderpump Rules. The RHONY girls venture to the Hamptons to shame tramp stamps and tattoos. Would it be a vacation without fighting over bedrooms? Which is worse: the fish room or the lower level? Leah still seems to be holding her own with the women as Dorinda seems to be falling apart like Blue Stone Manor. We continue to feel bad for our Sheshu a...

RHONY couldn't have come at a better time! We open with bashing Bethenny and as Broadway says, the show must go on...without her. Ramona is feeling lonely this season and Lu is officially a free woman...to enjoy her cocktails. Sonja has a concussion and misses her daughter while Dorinda places herself as the villian this season by taking on Tinsley. Who else is obsessed with the new girl Leah...

This week we get into Family Karma! We are obsessed with Bali and Anisha. We wonder if Brian and Monica will ever make it Are we ready for Vishal to go away? We get EXTRA in VPR with stilts, old Tom costumes, a funeral for Daug, and the witches of Weho officially break up. What's gonna happen to the wine? In Summer House, Luke shows a different side...does he have a GF, is he exclusive, can h...

March Madness is upon us! Don't forget to vote in our IG polls! This week, we FINALLY get to end the Kentucky wedding with Mr. & Mrs. Taylor, or is it Mr. & Mrs. Cauchi? Why did Carter come? Why would Sandoval only get a B-/C+? He gets an A in our book! And Bravo, if you're listening, we do NOT need the New Class. Jersey proved to us this week that the reunion could have only been TWO part...

Do not miss out on Family Karma! We really enjoyed the premiere of this and can't wait to keep watching! Who did we see this week: Jason Cauchi or Jax Taylor? Is he the number one guy in the group? Technically, he did get married before Tom Schwartz and Katie... Should we feel bad for Kristen? Beau truly is a knight in shining armor and ladles. In New Jersey we got to hear from the men. Do Delores...

We are finally in Kentucky and about to walk Brittany and Jax down the aisle. Tom Sandoval gets to come too! Call 1-800-T-Sandy: "I'll make sure you don't sweat, I don't give shade, I provide it!" The New Jersey reunion happened and Jennifer came in hot! We think Tre coached Jennifer to secure her spot for next season and have her on her bench #teammarge. In Summer House, Carlito is "breaking up"...

Mary's ranking for this week: 1. Is Jax and Brittany's wedding over yet? "Hey Rand, I kicked Tom Sandoval out of my wedding, do you want to be a groomsman?" - Jax, definitely. We are Team Ariana as we think she is so brave to show her struggles with depression. Mary hung out with her last week and she will fill you in on her current situation with her "PHD". 2. New Jersey wrapped this week exposin...

The winner this week was the RHONY trailer. We can't wait to join the Hot Mess Express with Ramona, Lu back on the sauce, Tinsley moving to Chicago, Sonja being Sonja, and the new girl, Leah. Our top show this week is Summer House! Is this Carl and Lindsey storyline made up? Does Kyle want to murder Amanda? Is Put-Together Paige painting the perfect picture of Perry? Will Hannah and Luke have...

Show rankings for the week (via Summer Mary): 1) Summer House: do not snooze on this, you'll be "blasted" away with the drama. 2) RHONJ: I could watch Tre and the girls talk about Joe for 10 hours straight. Joe Gorga took it a little far this week telling Dr. Aydin to lay his wife more. 3) VPR: will this bachelor/bachlorette party ever end? I don't want to see the future for these adult children,...

GOODBYE VICKI and TAMRA! Are we taking some credit for this "retirement?" Our 2020 resolution came true and Scheana SheShu Shay unblocked us! Miracles do happen, next thing you know we will be on her podcast! In New Jersey Jennifer and Dolores leave the trip early and Jackie opens up about her eating disorder and her family life. We kinda fell in love with her this week. We need more boys nights,...

This week, we debrief on all the fun, including The Crappies, a very prestigious awards ceremony: We saw Tom and Ariana from VPR, Braunwyn & Sean (and his necklace), MJ and Nema from Shahs and other amazing podcasters. We went to Tom Tom over the weekend and saw Dayna making drinks and wanted to ask her about her love triangle with Scheana and Max. Whose side are you Stassi or Tom Sandoval? Me...

On Below Deck, we break down Courtney and Brian's relationship status. Will Kate and Tanner bang? Is Rhylee the worst? Thank you Jesus Jugs Alexis Bellino for returning to our screens! In VPR, we continue to meet new cast members to join the 109,233 bartenders and waitresses at SUR. Scheana played Mean Girls this week to the comedian, Dayna, who knows how to work Scheana by telling her all the det...

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While we are still on holiday break and enjoying time with our families, we wanted to give you a little something to start your New Year off right. We are sharing with you an episode from our Patreon that deep dives into the pilot episode of Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. If you're interested in more episodes like this, we recommend joining our Patreon. For $5/month you get at least one bonus epis...

It's our last podcast of 2019 and we have SO much to digest here: RHOC finale & part 1 of the reunion, RHOA, Below Deck, RHONJ, and RHOD finale. Tamra cries in a bush, Billy says Vicki bought her own engagement ring and questions if Steve wants to get married, and Shannon and Tamra tell Gina 'YOU DON'T KNOW'. On the reunion, Andy calls out Jane Roe aka Vicki about suing Bravo and trying to get...

We are in the home stretch of the year and the home stretch of two housewives franchises. With RHOC, we wrap up the Miami trip. Did Mary have positive feelings towards Tamra? Is Emily becoming our favorite? Did we love Gina's new hair? RHONJ made us tear up with the inevitable demise of Joe and how it affects his girls. Are we over David for Dolores? RHOD has left us loving Kam and canceling LeeAn...

In Key West, Vicki is called out for being a con woman, con lady, a con liar and a pig. Kelly was just a SL*T. But Emily said it best when she said: 'Don't attack her looks, attack her character!' In Thailand, the ladies experience the local traditions and see a drag show and ping pong show, LeeAnne has to make it about herself AGAIN, and compare the circus animals to her life as a child. In Jamai...

We talk about what we are thankful for and really it's YOU, THE JURORS, so thank you! Was Nene's exit from Tavern on the Green the best exit in housewives history? Does Kenya's husband get upset about how she breathes? Do you leave your kid in poopie diapers if they are relaxed? In Miami does Shannon need to cut her hair? Does Kelly suck D for money? Are we doing something wrong? Come judge with u...

This was another jam packed week by Bravo! We breakdown parts of Voldemort: Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the new Summer House trailer, Indian-ish, and WWHL. In Atlanta, we see Mr. Daly on screen belittle his wife, stories of Todd taking his daughter to the strip clubs, and Nene making it back on screen. In the OC, we strip down for a weaning party, Shannon might be poor, and Kelly is done wi...