Two Judgey Girls

We are loving hitting the slopes in Salt Lake City! The women really bring it: we have swingers, separations, fights over smells and double thumbs up! Is Lisa the mean girl or will Jen turn into the villain? In Portugal, the Potomac girls toboggan and Ashley shares that she is writing a character witness for Monique documenting the butter knife incident from last year. Robyn isn't g...

We thought in Covid we would have less reality tv but boy were we wrong...Southern Charm is bringing it! Does Madison just want to hate f*ck Shep? Is John Pringle hot? Is Shep turning the corner this season? On Below Deck, we continue to watch the guests work the crew hard and Courtney is clearly loving Eddie being back on camera. Orange County was a little dark this week so we skim that...

Hot off the press! Erika Jayne files for divorce from Mr. Girardi and we discuss all the possibilities of what happened because there is no prenup. In Potomac, Gizelle is stirring the pot between Karen and Wendy. Is this because she is trying to take off the heat from her and Jamal? Wendy lets us know, again, that she has four degrees but Karen says she has common sense. The girls are headed to Po...

This week we dive into Wine with Wendy and Not For Lazy Moms live podcast. Karen won't be pushed into taking one side even if Candiace is having panic attacks from being attacked, Gizelle sees diamonds in her future after shopping for Robyn's engagement ring, and Robyn is hiding from the IRS in red curly wigs. In Orange County, Braunwyn continues on her sobriety journey while throwing Shannon unde...

RHOC is actually entertaining us: a true 2020 miracle. Braunwyn continues her sobriety journey and her own mother outs her "problem" to Tammy Sue which then dominos Braunwyn into telling Shannon. Shannon just thought she was having baby #8. Gina and Emily, dos idiotas, suck down some tequila shots and think this is a good time to confront Braunwyn about Sean and his "creepy" texts. Kelly is g...

We head a whole two hours outside of Potomac to Surry, Virginia to visit the Grand Dame's home town! Karen is the Beyoncé of Surry and waving her hand and kissing babies in the Homecoming parade. Robyn aka Tatiana seduces Juan aka Dylan to distract him from the $90,000 she owes to the IRS. Monique speaks to her pastor and realizes that she needs to apologize to Candiace. Will Candiace press charge...

We come to you slightly early with a recap of the best show on Bravo right now--Real Housewives of Potomac. If you're not watching, are you even really living? This episode was a full deep dive into the fight between Monique and Candiace at Karen's house. That's right. We basically had one location and yet the TV was still riveting. Everyone was right and everyone was wrong. Is anybody Team Moniqu...

Wow, Bethenny, wow! Potomac was fire this week! Monique vs Candiace and the hair pull heard around the world: whose side are you on? Then we had Michael and Ashley writing post-nuptial agreements if he can't be disciplined. Also, Gizelle telling her father she is back with Jamal and him with the hot mic letting us know that he has 6 or 7 baby mamas. And finally, Karen and Ray sitting down with a l...

We are back! Did you miss us? We have so much to talk about! We breakdown the VPR baby news, the firing of Teddi and Nene, single Malia and Sandy trying to "out her", the Southern Charm trailer, new Below Deck, and much more! Potomac was fire this week! Ashley is cool as a cucumber confronting Michael, they break the 4th wall, tell the women they have threesomes, and Monique comes for Candiac...

Mary and Courtney took this week off for a much-needed vacation. We didn't want to leave you hanging though, so we are sharing out our Patreon recap of the second episode of Season 1 of RHOBH. (Our first episode recap of this can be found on Ep166.) We hope you enjoy and we will see you next week! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls...

Lots of BRAVO news this week: Denise f*cking Richards is gone, RHOSLC trailer dropped, and Ashley Darby conveniently announces a second baby on the way as more allegations of her husband's cheating ways air. The women of Potomac entertain us with a pancake competition and beauty pageant: Lady of the Lake. We also find out Michael went to the strip clubs and has a wife and boyfriend. Bran...

We have a new Labor Day weekend song: Viva La Diva! We enjoyed watching the RHONY finale and feel like they wrapped up the season on a positive note...until the last 5 minutes! Don't mention her name! She almost ruined our show! She breached her contract! Dorinda sure did go out with a bang. The Beverly Hills Zoom reunion was a little lackluster. Did Garcelle not pay $5k to the charity? Who is the...

We are still processing one of the greatest losses in Housewives history: Dorinda Medley's firing. We are shocked, devastated, and mourning this modern day legend and Blue Stone Manor never being on our screens again. It was hard to watch her 55th birthday at a Russian restaurant with caviar, speeches, and Lu's singing; things will never be the same. In the finale of Beverly Hills, Denise and...

We say farewell to Hannah on Below Deck and wonder if this will be Sandy's last season as well. We are also enjoying Malia's boyfriend having mental breakdowns over making cake. In Potomac, Candiace is in the hot seat and feels ganged up by the girls (again). Jamal buys his daughters a restaurant for their mom's birthday and T'Challa is still working on his potty training. In Mexico, Ram...

There is A LOT happening in the Bravo world right now. Will Hannah get fired? Did Malia do the right thing? Should Hannah have just let Bugsy room with her? In Potomac, Gizelle fills us in on the rumor that Monique has been seen around town with her trainer. Ashley gets a Coming Out of her Home Party where it turns into an Attack Candiace Party. In Rome, Denise finally finds her voice and que...

We come to you early this week with the RHOP premiere and RHOBH in Roma. The ladies of Potomac are bringing it! Will Karen and Ray last? What is the rumor about Monique? Is Candiace going to have a baby? Will Robyn marry Juan? Will Gizelle and Jamal make it the second time around? Plus meet the new housewife Wendy! In Rome, we pretend like nothing really happened with Denise, drive Ferra...

We are living for all the fashion, glam, margaritas, and pearls in Rome. So did everyone knew the sex bomb that Teddi was going to drop at dinner besides Denise and Garcelle? Who did Sutton hear that from? We love that she wouldn't bring that up at the table. Did Brandi and Denise make out or have sex? Which team are you on: Team Denise, Team Everyone Else or Team No One? In Mexico, Ramona continu...

This is the week we've been waiting for: Brandi finally tells Kyle, Teddi, and Kim (you know super casual, with full glam) that she hooked up with Denise. She said if she told anyone Aaron would kill Denise. Courtney gets extremely mad at Mary for being on Team Brandi. We can't wait till next week in Rome (we love Dorit's Italian skills)! In New York, Ramona celebrates her 63rd birthday with...

GOD BLESS RHONY! This ranked as one of the top 5 episodes of all time and we are still in the BEZERKSHIRES! We have Ramona clogging a toilet, Dorinda slurring her words to defend Sonja, Sonja kissing anyone, Lu sleeping in a hotel, and Leah still having her period. How do we get a bachelorette party at Blue Stone Manor? Meanwhil,e Kyle throws her first annual black and white party and we watc...

We now return to our regularly scheduled program: In Beverly Hills, Aaron holds the eighth diamond. The girls continue to be fighting about the same thing...we aren't sure what it's about: mom-shaming or being jealous of Denise. Denise leaves Kyle's backyard "BBQ" for the strip club and some steaks while the other ladies work the pole. We get to travel to the Berkshires post-Halloween and Lu isn't...

Happy 4th of July, Jurors! This week we come to you slightly early where we discuss the very first episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We can't stress enough how much fun these franchise first episodes are! Nene has never changed and still loves the spotlight. She and Kim had a true friendship whereas she was definitely frenemies with Sheree. She didn't even make the guest list! The women were...

This week catch up on "news" (even MLB!) for a solid 30 minutes! We discuss Below Deck, Stassi's baby girl, Top Chef All Stars winner and more. We also go back in time to the very first episode of RHONY! We see Lu, Jill, Ramona, Bethenny, and Alex all living their best lives. Alex and Simon say they are one person in two bodies and travel to St. Barts in speedos and thongs while speaking French. M...

Just because there wasn't new RHONY or RHOBH doesn't mean we can't talk for over an hour! This week we tell you our final thoughts on the VPR reunion plus the show overall. We debrief Below Deck and are so happy Lara/Lana is gone! Is Bugsy coming back to take the chief stew position? We also debrief RHOBH Season 1, Episode 1 (on Hulu in USA and Netflix elsewhere). It was so fun to go down memory l...

We are back! We weigh in on the Stassi and Kristen getting fired, as well as Brett and Max. What is the future of Bravo? We also say goodbye to Tinsletown. We are so excited for her, Strawberry, Shortcake, and her closet--she fought for that happy ending. Dorinda and her turkey baster NEED to stop! We talk Below Deck and Hannah being pregnant plus RHOBH last week. Garcelle's award, Kyle's "picnic"...

This week we get to see Leah's highs and lows and in our opinion, she fits in perfectly with this cast. Should her sister be able to come to Rhode Island? Will she get kicked out of Rhode Island? In Beverly Hills, we travel to Santa Barbara to go to bed at 10pm. Are the girls ganging up on Denise? Is it okay to talk about threesomes and hookers with your children? VPR gave us a filler episode with...