Two Judgey Girls

We are still on Cloud Nine after the shout out from Andy Cohen on last's weeks reunion episode of Summer House. So much so that we were able to snag a chat with Summer House star and winner of our March Madness competition, Carl Radke! Carl gets candid and shares his experiences from this past summer, the first part of the reunion, updates on Loverboy, and his general well-being. Carl was a doll a...

A LOT of news happening this week: Scheana had Summer Moon to complete Vanderpump Drools filming has started for VPR; the ALL STARS are currently filming in Turks and Caico! We say goodbye to the end of Summer House, which we are truly sad about. What a great season! In Dallas, we have very differing opinions of Kary: did she redeem herself this episode or was this her final episode? Who should co...

Our OOC-ness was in full effect on this podcast: please enjoy (or please accept our apology if that is better)! We are sad there is only one episode left of Summer House left, we want more! Atlanta ended on a high note with a FRIENDSMESS and $1k white elephant that Drew missed the mark on: wig and cat carrier included. We are excited for Dallas to be at Southfork Ranch and visit D'Andra'...

We are back! We talk about Jax Taylor being a father, Kary of Dallas having covid, RHOBH trailer, and Nonno’s beautiful memorial--and that’s only the news! Plus we talk Summer House: meeting Des and he and Hannah having sex in every corner of the house. In Atlanta, we find out about LaToya's "spiritual journey" with Prophet Lott and why he can’t bless Drew’s baby. What is the real truth behind thi...

We've finally done it, Jurors! This week we bring you a special episode of TJG, with our very first guest ever: Margaret Josephs! The Marge has her book coming out Tuesday 4/13 called Caviar Dreams, Tuna Fish Budget: How to Survive in Business and Life. We got to chat with her about all things with the book, RHONJ and more! (Are we now best friends?!) We highly recommend that you get this book how...

Another housewife off to Camp? We fully breakdown Jen Shah's arrest and indictment. Thanks to the amazing Juror, Allegra, for breaking down the indictment for all the true fans. Shah and her #1 assistant, Stuart, are going down. In Atlant,a we head down to New Orleans to enjoy some alligator, booty popping, and Marlo having to pick between being friends with Kenya or Porsha. Down th...

Lot's to catch up on this week as we talk about the last four men standing in March Madness: who will take it home? We discuss all things Summer House and if Luke and Lindsey hooked up, how Hannah has lost her mind, and why we want Paige to unblock us. In Jersey, we head down to the shore and Tre passes out vibrators to shove up Jackie's a**. Joe B. gets thrown under the bus and Jackie thinks Tre...

This week we break down the most wonderful time of the year: objectifying the men of Bravo in our March Madness bracket! Join us as we discuss each contestant and their seeding, the snubs, who we want to win, who predict to go far and much more! Come judge with us and don't forget to vote starting this Thursday! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.faceboo...

We come to you a little late this week as Mary got her second vaccine and it hit her a bit harder than expected. We talk Summer House, Below Deck Sailing and the Meghan/Harry/Oprah ,interview. Then we deep dive New Jersey. Can we stop talking about the "affair" at the gym?! We discuss Joe Gorga's business deals and why would Tre let this woman bashing her brother sell her house? In Dallas we...

We had a lot of fun this week including a deep dive into Summer House! Whose side are you on: Hannah or Kyle? Why does a house meeting about cleaning turn into a relationship talk about Amanda and Kyle? We would disinvite her to our weddings as well. Meanwhile in Atlanta, Kandi isn't saying anything, except that Kenya isn't lying. Tanya admits to sleeping in Porsha's room, BIG MISTAKE! Drew tells...

The Atlanta Housewives brought it this week with Bolo! We love a good time stamp and he left at 7:06am...and Kenya Moore became an MKEPI and is trying to figure out who kept him up all night. Courtney has her suspicions and it's not just about Porsha and Tanya...what happens in North Carolina doesn't stay in SC as Cynthia would say. We wrap up the RHOSLC reunion and see Andy has eye...

This week we got the premiere of RHONJ and boy did it hit the spot! Welcome back, ladies! We sure have missed you! Is Teresa jealous of Jackie and her life? Why would she spread the rumor? Do we think Teresa understands what an analogy is? Can we discuss Marge's home interior...? RHOA misled us with no strippers this week after 2 weeks of waiting! Why, Bravo, why?! The RHOSLC reunion had us wonder...

The freshman season of RHOSLC reunion did not disappoint! The ladies came out ready to rumble! Mary definitely held her own as Lisa Barlow tried to protect her image against Whitney and Heather. Is Heather really the Queen Bee this season? What was Andy alluding to when asking Jen if something happened in the past with her husband? We can't wait for next week! In Dallas, Tiffany threw a very ...

IT IS OUR 200th EPISODE! To celebrate, we did absolutely nothing. We couldn't be sadder that the RHOSLC season is already over. Thank Mary for a three-part reunion. We are so curious who will come back next season! We are so proud of Heather for finally sticking up to Jen! Meredith really made a statement with her facemask before it was on trend. Meanwhile in Isle of Palm, Kenya is ordering l...

We break down the Madison/Jay/Austen/Kristin drama and recap the Southern Charm finale. Where is the show going? We were blessed with only sitting through two reunions in Orange County. #freeSean as Braunwyn, you can't have your cake and eat it too! In Dallas, Kary and D'Andra are fighting like sisters. How dare D'Andra serve warm tequila! Can Captain Brandi referee this fight? The ladie...

Hi jurors! Lots to cover this week: Below Deck, Southern Charm, RHOC, RHOA, RHOD, and RHOSLC. Did Braunwyn offer Shannon's daughter the good stuff? In Atlanta, Cynthia contemplates inviting her dad to her wedding against her mother's wishes, who doesn't know what a PSA is. The ladies of Salt Lake head to Sin City to race cars, shop, and hold grudges. You are either Team Shah or you can just die. I...

Only 13 days into the new year and boy do we have a lot to discuss! How awkward was the CHill engagement party? You know they were looking for Joe Biden to pop out at some point. The Riley montage going to college had us in tears. RHOC wrapped up with an uncomfortable beach party and having everyone confront each other in one sitting. Will there be another season of RHOC? Who do you want to c...

We were happy to welcome back the Real Housewives of Dallas and truly think that Kam could carry her own show. Dr. Tiffany Moon is quite the addition; D'Andra calls her the smarter less chunky sister. Brandi confronts her video head on and the women come together to show each others gobblers at Stephanie's pool party. We celebrate Porsha without Kenya and wonder if Cynthia wants to marry Mike...

New year, same us! We just couldn't get enough of the Hilaria Baldwin story over the holidays that we had to report on it ourselves. We put together an extensive timeline outlining all things Hillary! Plus, we have some ideas for next moves for her. (Perhaps Dancing with the Stars with a Boston accent?) Come judge with us! You can find us on social media: Instagram: @twojudgeygirls Faceb...

While we enjoy our holidays (and we hope you are too!), we are giving you a sneak peek into what we will be recapping over on Patreon: Bethenny Ever After! We are so excited to take this journey with you of Bethenny Ever After (?). Since we made the mishap of watching Season 2, thinking Season 1 was out in the ether, we recapped both of the first episodes from each season. FYI, Season 1 is listed...

TJG is taking a break for the holidays, but don't worry, we still are thinking of you all and did a bonus recap of the Season 1finale of RHOBH. This one is dark, y'all. The limo scene is 10 minutes straight of bone-chilling film. The infamous "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE" is spoken. We see the breakdown of relationships here: Camille and Kelsey, Kim and Kyle, Cedric & LVP, Adrienne and the buff...

The Potomac girls brought the receipts to the reunion and Monique exposes Pastor Holy Whore and Gizelle's relationship or lack there of. In Orange County, we force four of the women to go to Lake Arrowhead together while Emily and Shannon stick back home with covid. In Atlanta, we surmise that Drew came on the show to get a divorce and get all the feels watching Riley graduate from high school. It...

And just like that, there was no more Jax!tWhat is the fate of VPR now that the #1 guy in the group is gone? In Potomac, should Michael Darby be holding a champagne glass (well his would be a Corona) but man, he was stirring the pot this week! What does he know about Juan? Would Ashley know if she had a d*ck? In Salt Lake City, Mary calls Jen a hoodlum and admits to not wanting to be a g...

We have so much to talk about! Iis Erika faking her divorce and embezzling money? How many RHOBH women have covid? Plus, we have our first ever openly gay housewife, congrats Braunwyn! Was Karen trying to set up Monique and Candiace at her wig party? Did Ray get a BBHJ? What does Juan say when he is drinking? In Orange County, the women are on to Elizabeth, is she a con artist? Shannon slurs...

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! The Bravo Gods descended upon us to gift us with the newest episode of RHOSLC a week early! (You can find it on the Bravo app or your On Demand). We get see a bit more of Mary's life and have we turned a page and now she's one of our favorites? Maybe... We enjoyed watching Whitney and her dad and Meredith check out Mary's church (although we don't know that we could tak...