Two Judgey Girls

We loved Katie for sharing her story this week and that Tom is willing to give up pot but not hot tubs. Is Lala trying to protect Scheana or expose Brock? We can't get enough of Winter House! Hubb House came in hot this week! How is Austen in a love triangle? Will Kyle sleep at all this trip? Luke can make us an igloo anytime. Erika is sad, mad, tired, and exhausted but NOT the victim and we will...

Hats for Sale!!! We talk all about our new merch for sale, it only took five years! (You can buy at www.bonfire.com/two-judgey-girls-hat) We had five shows this week! FIVE! In VPR, LVP learned about FaceTune and The Toms collected a sperm sample. Has Sandoval finally transformed into the villain? We enjoyed the Winter House premiere and feel like we’ve stayed in this vacation home ourselves. Did a...

What. A. Week! We have lots to discuss from the VPR trip to Palm Springs: pickle ball tournaments, toasts, steam rolling, not seeing your kids for four years, and Rachella! We are so happy for James and Raquel, even though we remain blocked. The RHOBH reunion showed Garcelle having class, Rinna switching couches in order to move on, a Halloween trailer, and Erika speaking her “truth” and butting i...

So many shows, so little time. Just kidding--you know we can talk for hours! We head to Palm Springs for the most romantic place, the rave tent at Coachella! Is there anything worse than the bar named Schwartz and Sandy's?! Beverly Hills ends in a dud of a finale but we were so glad Crystal had her time to shine. Bravo was smart to drop the reunion trailer today, because our bodies are ready for t...

We couldn’t get enough of the VPR kids and babies for season 9! This week we got back to the fighting with Sandoval vs Katie, James vs Max, Lala vs Scheana, Lala vs Raquel, Lala vs Ariana, Lala vs getting Rand to drink her breast milk. We thought it was a solid premiere! In Salt Lake City, we went ice fishing, saw Jen Shah's delusions, Meredith protecting her family, and Mary pooting. We went to H...

Is Dorothy still paying for Candiace's mortgage? Or the $10,000 music video? Can you believe Chris showed up in an apron!?! Thank goodness Candiace's friends have nice cars so that she could use them in the music video. Is Mia messy? Or is she just saying what we were all thinking. Meredith has finally found her voice and is standing up for her son, saying that is the only thing he has t...

Questions we asked ourselves this week: What was up with the Met Gala? Did Karen and Gizelle really make amends? Does Chris drink all day to handle his husbanger duties? Does Ashley have a big forehead? Did anyone really not know that peanuts came in shells? Is Jen Shah going to jail? Did someone in the group tip off the feds? Will Sharieff divorce Jen? Does Mary talk to mannequins? Will Heat...

We were well fed this week: we got the RHOSLC extended trailer plus taglines, VPR trailer, and Winter House trailer! We have a lot to look forward to this fall! RHOP delivered again: Robyn and Gizelle dished about cheating (first hand experience), Candiace called Ashley all sort of names, Wendy and Karen were left out of Roby'ns birthday party and Mia had a heartfelt lunch with her mom. In Beverly...

We seriously can’t get enough of RHOBH and Sutton vs Erika. Are Erika's tears real? Are the girls torturing her? Is Dorit defending Sutton? Why is Kyle throwing her renter under the bus? Also Kathy telling Dorit not to talk at the table was iconic. In Potomac, we saw Karen be sworn is as the ambassador of Surry County and announcing she also has a candle line, it’s three wicks. Wendy is still figh...

This week we were so proud of Zen Wen for sticking up to Gizelle and giving her a taste of her own medicine. Security was on stand by and Ashley came for two Coronas and left just in time after she blew everything up. Over at Crystal's third party of the week, Dorit tried to call Garcelle a bully and Erika said Sutton doesn’t want to be apart of the small town gossip. In New York the women had a G...

We are back to judging, baby! What would we do without Erika this season on RHOBH? We can’t get enough of Sutton being a PI, matching the timeline, and asking how $20 million went missing. Kyle and Dorit were quick to jump on Sutton's ship until the Christmas party. Erika and her new low voice seemed very subdued and Dorit was flip flopping while Garcelle says the victims are the most important th...

We are so excited to welcome our special guest this week, Dorinda Medley! Dorinda's here to talk about her new book Make It Nice, which comes out Tuesday, August 17th. We talk all things Blue Stone Manor, her time in London, how she spent the last year, and what's in the future. What were we doing here without Dorinda(s book)?! Her book is a must-read as it gives more details into Dorinda's life w...

We are back to our regularly scheduled programming with RHOBH, RHOP & RHONY! Erika can't keep her facts straight! Has she talked to Tom? Has he called her every day? Are there burner phones? Has she said too much? Will her openness and honesty bite her in the ass? Can someone get Kathy a straw and some chia seeds?!!! Meanwhile in Potomac, Gizelle and Robyn invite Mia to get a cocktai...

While Summer Mary lives her best life in Boston, Courtney is joined by special guest, Ryan Bailey! We talk literally everything from pop culture to Bravo to who knows what! Ryan is a delight with his impressions and bold takes. We talk about RHONY and this season's cast--the party Lu threw for Ramonja; is Leah too much? Would you want documentation before singing Lu's song? We discuss RHOP and how...

Beverly Hills continues to deliver! Is Erika just starting her acting career or have we been conned for years? Between hearing about the car crash, her admitting to his affairs, and the divorce, we seriously can't get enough. Did Tom fall down the cliff, call her from the car, when he was unconscious? We also loved Dorit relating to the story and can't help but think that...

This is one of the best weeks of Bravo television in the last year! The Potomac premiere was a messy fiery box: we got to meet to knew characters, “Happy” and “Ness” plus Mia. Gizelle is planning to tell all of Karen’s truth including the drunk truth, cheating truth, and broke truth. Thank G for the Karen v Gizelle feud. In Beverly Hills, Erika doesn’t wear waterproof mascara and we can’t agree if...

Harry Hamlin really pulled out all the stops for the ladies with his bolognese, fresh tomato’s, spinach, and table decor: he is a true renaissance man. We got to see inside THE Kathy Hilton’s home, in her pjs, as her friends played tennis. Kathy keeps stirring the pot by bringing up Thomasina, Hunky Dory, and Sutton has a break down over giftleather pants. Meanwhile in Salem, the girls buy vibrato...

Truly, we are loving RHOBH this season! We can’t stop talking about #coatgate, the definition of violated, Tom, and Scott Disick! Rinna is thriving thinking she could be a grandma to Mason, Penelope, and Reign. Nothing happened in Beverly Hills but everything at the same time. In Harlem, the ladies got an education from Eboni and we meet new Friend Of Ramona, Bershawn, who wants to have a good tim...

This week we talk about our Prolon fast, #FreeBritney, Kelly Dodd and Covid plus a realllll deep dive of this week's RHOBH! We have so much to say about Erika. Is she telling us everything or nothing? Was she pushed out? Was she just eye candy? How much did she know? Did she really drop Tom off at work and pack up her life? Meanwhile the other women can’t stop talking about #coatgate and we want t...

Big news this week: Fancy Pants, the lady who only drinks champs, is back on RHOC; Dodd, Elizabeth, and Braunwyn got the axe. We discuss “The Housewife and the Hustler” and if we think that Erika knew she was married to a con artist, which may be an unpopular opinion... We chat the Bravo Cinematic Universe as we are in the same timeline of the two election parties on the east coast (RHONY) and wes...

Summer Mary is officially here and you know what that means: pure chaos! We are still on our cast trips in both RHONY and RHOBH. We watch as Lu request an apology from Eboni for Lu's bad behavior--HUH?! Sonja and Eboni are the friendship we didn't know we needed! And we are basically over Leah and Heather. It may be time to leave the Hamptons... Over in BH or Tahoe, Crystal and Sutton will just ne...

This week we remain classy and educated (LOL) in The Hamptons with the ladies of RHONY. What is classier than drawing naked men? P, V, D, C you next Tuesday... Are grown women allowed to talk about sex over lamb curry? Not according to Ramona and Leah thinks Ramona is a ho for it, but somehow Eboni is the angry woman? Meanwhile in Lake Tahoe, Kathy Hilton is still the star with her botto...

This week we discuss 10 reasons of why Bravolebs should be fired (ed note: its not for being simply annoying!). Plus, we break down RHOBH, RHONY, and RHONJ reunion. The ladies of Beverly Hills fly private to Lake Tahoe to eat blackened salmon and tell two truths and a lie. In New York, the ladies class it up oyster shucking, dressing like Audrey Hepburn and send Heather Holla Thompson to the...

Courtney is back from Hawaii and we had so much to catch up on! We discuss the RHONJ reunion: who is team Jen and who is team Gorga? Nothing was stopping Jen from dropping truth bombs like "I know who started the rumor about Jackie: Marge!" Does Joe Gorga pay his workers? Will Melissa and Joe make it? Meanwhile in the Hamptons, Lu is drinking fake rose, Ramona is the wine police, and Sonja is...

The men of Watch What Crappens, Ben Mandelker (how do we get him verified) and Ronnie Karam join Summer Mary to talk all things Bravo! We discuss Porsha's new engagement to Simon and the timeline of the romance; plus is Falynn now engaged?!? We debrief the tough to watch, RHOD reunion, and hear what is was like to be a wedding guest at Leeanne Locken's wedding. We also deep dive the women of RHONY...