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Congratulations to our 2022 March MANness winners: Andrea Denver and Luke Gulberson. We especially enjoyed their acceptance speeches and we hope you did too! In the Hamptons, we get a taste of Italy that comes with red wine in the face and broken wine glasses. Are you Team Ciara, Team Lindsay, or Team Nobody? Are Mya and Oliver still dating? Should couples get a prenup? We were disheartened when w...

We are back, people! Who will be the winner of March MANness 2022?! We will know in just a few days time! This week we deep dive HubbHouse's birthday party! How can you not love an episode that is over the course of one night? Austen needs to pack his bags back to Charleston because he isn’t being a very polite houseguest, slamming doors on Paige, making out with multiple women, and gaslighting th...

March MANness is here! With Selection Sunday upon us, we break down the bracket and seeding, chosen by YOU! Will there be any upsets? Will this be the year Craig goes all the way? Will it be a Summer House Threepeat? The first round brings some tough matchups that could really go either way. And don't you worry--once the 2022 winner is chosen, we'll have our Hot Hall of Fame bracket for previous w...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Don’t forget to pick who the Top 64 men are for March Menness (yes, we are rebranding), as Selection Sunday is just a few days away! This week we discuss why the Summer House ladies are fighting over Austen, where is Alex, and why aren’t people into Luke? Lisa Barlow was crucified in Part 2 of the RHOSLC reunion as Meredith used her lawyer skills while Lis...

It is March! And you know what that means: the best time of the year is upon us! We can't wait for March Madness and see who you all vote for as the Hottest Bravoleb! (Next week you will choose who makes the Top 64 so get ready!) We discuss Summer House and Bravo's First Couple (TM Andy) Lindsay and Carl. We were impressed how the women handled Amanda's intervention but unimpressed by Craig hangin...

TJG is together in Huntington Beach! We debrief the RHOSLC finale and chat all things Whitney seducing Justin and making us feel uncomfortable, Lisa and her Saved by the Bell Vida Food Court chic 80/90s party (what was your favorite food court resto?), Jen Shah hiring movers and acknowledging she may be experiencing some of her last moments with fam, Jennie throwing a glass at Mary, Mary calling J...

Did you miss us? We missed you! We spend about 40 minutes catching up on all things Bravo: what’s happening with Kathy Hilton, Jen Shah’s trial, and it’s snowing in Pasadena! We commend Summer House this week for having a very serious conversation and doing it with grace. We don't love that Kyle seems to never buy Amanda gifts... We saw another side to Alex, and we are really liking him. In New Je...

We are coming to you early this week with our RHOSLC recap. Is Zion the best cast trip of all time? Lisa Barlow becomes unhinged, security is brought in, and Jen Shah wants her popcorn for it. Does Meredith need to say what day her father's memorial was? Is “what if I said I don’t believe you haven’t talk to your father” as bad as “what if I said Gia does coke”? Remember, analogies don’t work on h...

We head back to the Hamptons to see our Craigy gaslight Paige and call Lindsay a loser (this will get you second place in March Madness, Craig--watch it!), find out why Kyle feels $4 million of pressure, and wonder how Alex got casted (he does have nice abs). In RHOC, we are still in Cabo and watching Noella pass out, get accused of giving teens porn, and can’t admit she is wrong. Do we like when...

RHONJ is back, baby! Teresa is in love and moving in with Louis. Her girls aren't happy with Joe Gorga and the things he's said about their father. Is he the bad guy?! Jennifer has made up with her mother, but will she make up with the girls? The big talk is about a video Louis recorded at some point on a men's retreat. Why were they all shirtless? How did the receiver of this video take it? Shoul...

How could Bravo do this to us question mark by not giving us RHOC this week?! Instead we said goodbye to VPR as we got to watch the two-part reunion two days in a row. This is how reunions should be done! Immediately out of the gate, we were shown James and Raquel's break up. Did James handle this well? Will Raquel be back next season? Did you feel bad for Lala or should she have seen the red flag...

This week we deep dive the VPR finale engagement party. We were so impressed with James relatively keeping his cool while finding out that Brock and Scheana were trying to get married on the same property the day before. Will B&S make it down the aisle... we know James and Raquel don't. Over in Cabo, the women of Orange County take a private plane courtesy of Fancy Pants herself to ride h...

Summer House is back! Season 6 kicks off strong with Kymanda fighting Night One: luggage thrown outside, toiletries were broken on the bathroom floor, and find my IPhone may or may not have worked in order to track down your fiancé. We also found out there is a wedding contract if Kyle screws up before the Big Day. Carilito 6.0 Pro Max X is the best version of himself. Lindsey shares some big news...

WARNING: WE TALK FOR 35 MINUTES ABOUT NEWS AND UPDATES INCLUDING (but not limited to): Mary not showing at the reunion, Carl and Lindsay confirming they are together, Gia turning 21, Project Runway and Mia being fired or quitting. We also deep dive RHOC: Max's book party, Noella masturbating, Heather being a principal, Shannon still talking about her divorce, and Emily promising drunk butt sex wit...

Happy 2022! We are celebrating our 6th year as TJG and our new 2022 mantra: You're not stahtin' over, you're stahtin'! We are still watching VPR and Brock trying to use others' events for his proposal and secret wedding. At least he's keeping the season interesting...? Who is the tougher watch: Brock of DJJK? Would you eat at a sandwich shop called "Something About Her"? What about Sub-thing About...

We are taking a break for the holidays but not a break from the drama. This week we deep dive into the Season 3 premiere of RHONJ. This is the iconic "Christening" of lil Joey G and the introduction of the Gorgas and the Wakiles. Honestly, this season is iconic. The Gorgas have been waiting for the limelight and they fit right in. Did they come to take down the Guidices? Did Joe's stomach ever rec...

After watching the beginning of Shannon vs Heather this season, we felt that we needed to go back and watch their first debacle in Season 9. This episode takes place at Lizzie's family's beach house. Tamra, ever the sh*t-stirrer, had previously told Shannon and David that The Dubrows wanted to take The Beadors down. When asked at the party, Tamra denied, denied, denied. Terry, wanting to be a star...

It's our last "live" recap of the year as we will be taking a few weeks off for the holidays (don't worry! we still have lots of content for you!). We left on a good one as all three shows weren't bad! In VPR, we loved seeing drunk Ariana. Thanks for the Fall Down Friday addition !Are Tom and Tom a brand? Will their bromance survive? Over in RHOSLC, Jen is still delusional and trying to convince u...

While not together like we were in Vegas, we are BACK! Does Raquel know something we don't about the cancellation of the show by breaking up with James? Will the reunion bring life back into this dead show? Would you get LVP tattooed on your butt? RHOSLC keeps giving us their everything. Jen wasn't even on this episode and we are still dealing with drama. Scary Mary has got to go though! We were p...

We had to watch Hulu's "The Housewife and the Shah Shocker" for a deep dive into the arrest and alleged crime committed by one Jennifer Shah. Now, if you're a Bravo superfan (like Colt!) a lot of this information may not be new but it's still fascinating. We basically found out that Jen will most likely serve a decade in "camp". How did it get to this? Will her defense work of just "selling leads"...

This week we break down the premiere of Season 16 of RHOC. Can Heather save the show? Does Gina want to get adopted? Did Shane pass the bar? Will Shannon end up alone? Did Nicole sue Terry? Who is Sweet James? In Potomac, we sit down with Nicki Minaj and see her go after the women one by one, except Robyn, who she has a crush on. What makes Chris Bassett so upset? Can Candiace sing? Have Gizelle’s...

Happy Thanksgiving, Jurors! (And a happy week to all of our international Jurors!) We are so thankful for each and every one of you! <3 We talk all these Winter House, Potomac and Salt Lake this week. We can't believe Winter House is already over. It's been so much fun to watch people just be silly. But what about some of those missing storylines? Amanda-Kyle-Gabby and deeper into Ciara-Austen-...

This week is jam-packed! Peacock released RHUGT early and we are LOVING it! Seeing all of these women together have fun and be vulnerable is such a good time of silly and nice. Do yourself a favor and check it out! Winter House continues to entertain us with low stakes like Luke denying Gabby but writing a note to Julia. Lindsay and Jason find themselves together as a process of elimination and An...

Happiest of birthdays to our dear Summer Mary! We're coming to you a day early this week (and for the next few weeks) on a Tuesday! Is VPR over? Do we need a Schwartz & Sandy's spin-off with new servers? Are we watching sad lives? We did appreciate a Paul Nassif appearance (funny how he and LVP are friendly now). Is Lala misunderstood or just not a part of the group? Was the "culinary experien...

Honestly there is so much to talk about! We discuss the Winter House double date, Kyle crying over Amanda, why Ciara could like Austen, and how Paige should unblock us. In VPR, LVP tries to buy out Schwartz and try to get into Schwartz and Sandy's, Lala claims Rand is a stand up guy while we watch them break up in real time, Brock is sus, and James “bumped” Raquel and her new nose. In the Potomac...