Two Judgey Girls

TJG Royal Wedding Edition (plus our usuals)! Hear all our thoughts on our California girl, Meghan Markle, and Harry. We get introduced to a new cast member, Paul, James' roommate, and feel weirded out but also need more of him. Carole and Tinsley continue to be sitting at the mean girls lunch table yet we can’t get enough #teamradziwill. We learn that Countess Luann always adds baby when she sings...

It should have been called "Friends and Countess", hear all about Courtney baby and Lu singing her Happy Birthday. Dorinda still continues to slur her words in Puerto Rico and Bethenny goes Dr. Drew on her. We are finally saying it: Carole is Steven Tyler’s twin sister. Jason showed up to the VPR reunion and made Scheana cry. “Why is this harder than my divorce?” The ice kween has spoken, will Eri...

PSA: NO SCREAMING THIS EPISODE. We deep dive into New York and see Mother Theresa Bethenny bring the Leper Sonja under her wing. Dorinda still says burying someone is harder than signing paperwork. Missy makes a guest spot and Lu takes her date home. We go to the TomTom Progress Party and see Rob completely ignore Scheana and her hard hat. Surprise surprise, Jax isn't moving to Florida...he is try...

We are LIVE from Portland! Come judge with us as we talk about flying with The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnick as well as all things Bravo. Is RHONY the best show now that Bravo has to offer? Is Naomie the wokest girl on Southern Charm? Have you watched Southern Charm NOLA?! (If no, START!) When is RHOBH going to be over like allegedly Erika Jayne's marriage...? COME JUDGE WITH US!Have you tried FabF...

DEBRIEF JURY MEMBERS: LOTS OF THINGS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THIS EPISODE! Due to running a 10k and imbibing on alcoholic beverages after and also using a computer that has none of our actual podcast files and applications, today's podcast is somewhat janky. And you know what, if you love us, you'll understand and deal. WE ARE SORRY! Anyways, join us as we dive into all things Bravo this week including...

Courtney from LA met up with the VPR cast at WWHL this week. Listen to find out about the choice words Scheana had for her. Mary from the Bay returns from Mexico and is glad she didn’t have to sit down with her boyfriend and tell him the “rumor” that she hooked up with James Kennedy... at least this time it was in a hot tub. Jax has officially come unhinged. Roid rage or too much pasta? We continu...

The podcast is back this week! While Mary from the Bay frolics where the VPR kids once peed in Mexico, Courtney from LA has a multitude of guests. We were able to CATCH Mary for a few minutes to discuss Lu's upcoming cabaret show and her detective skills in Mexico tracking down the locations of VPR. We have the ICONIC DANNY PELLEGRINO as our first podcast guest, dissecting the premiere of RHONY as...

Are you playing our MARCH MADNESS brackets? You all voted the Hottest Male Bravolebrity to be Mr. Kyle Richards aka Mauricio from The Agency. Check out our insta stories to vote for the next bracket: which housewife you'd like to return to their franchise. In VPR, we finally travel to Mexico and watch Jax make up a fake job in Tampa and "break up the band." Over at Summer House, Kyle shows his tru...

What's an episode of VPR without being a Hooters? BRATney continues to reward Jax for his bad behavior by spoiling him for his birthday. Meanwhile, Billie Lee and Jeremy go on a date. But not before the Witches of Weho warn her that he is "creepy" and "predatory." Does anyone care about Ariana's va-jay-jay? In the Hamptons Hubbs exploded just like the tea in the pool, Kyle pees into a wine bottle...

SORRY FOR THE SOUND! Mary is heading to meet 7-minute Rob at his launch party for his new show "This is SF" tonight! We can't wait for the stories and photos to come. We break down all things VPR in Vegas, Scheana's horrible podcast, why Dorit has the hots for Lisa and that Camille needs her diamond back. Summer House is the same old, same old. But really... MARY IS GOING TO HANG OUT WITH ROB! Com...

The season 10 RHONY trailer came out today and it is iconic: Lu the convict, Dorinda the drunk, Bethany and Carol break up. And Sonja and Ramona are still fighting over rooms we assume. Jax saw his life flash before his eyes...luckily he didn't have to have heart to heart. Scheana continues to obsess over Rob and their unborn baby, Madison Marie Parks Valleta. Carl totally redeemed himself this we...

VPR heads to Big Bear to see that a real man can hang a TV in 7 minutes. "It's all happening." Courtney got conned by Carl this week via DM. She knows exactly what Lauren is going through. We are team Kyle as LVP puts her loyalties with Doritos. We also can confirm DoriTOES does not have 6 toes. Sad day for us but come and judge! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Queen Ariana vs Murder She Wrote Stassi in a battle of the birthdays. Stassi stills sings "it’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to, or drink too much tequila and take too much adderall". Why doesn’t my bf like me? The Carl Addiction is strong in the Hamptons. He even said I love you, right before he put it in...does that make it count? Kyle continues his drinking bender and we wonder if he was...

Kyle stands up this week to LVP and Doritos: did the ladies really plot against her? LVP needs to stick to Vanderpump Rules. Speaking of, Chamomile Katie was fat shamed this week by Kevin Lee Shi Shi...will this hurt his business? Jax was late to bartend so he got wasted with Bert, Brandon, and Billy. Kristen continues to want to destroy his life...Just like Carl is doing to Lauren Wirkus. She is...

In VPR, Tom finally found his balls and stuck up for his Bubba! He called Scheana a boot leg Kardashian with no personality, and told her all she cares about is her-selfie. In the Hamptons, Lauren loses her shit over Carl and pies him in the face, and proceeds to lick it off and make out. Erika Jayne is DoriTOES' stage mom, who gives us a FEVER with Boy George at Peeeekkkayyyys 50th birthday! Mean...

It’s ALL about the pasta this week...aka code for coke. Listen to us HAMM it up about our weekend together at The Sundance Film Festival. Breaking News: DoriTOES has 6 toes. Are Erika Jayne and Mr. Girardi on the rocks? Scheana lost her smile this week, good thing we made a missing sign. Summer House premiered with a new hottie Amit and Carl got compared to Mexican food. And finally, we are excite...

This week we said goodbye to Bobby Zarin. Did Jill really film at the funeral? Tom Sandoval won Mary over with his trumpet abilities and we got to see the White Kayne in action at See You Next Tuesday. Meanwhile, Brittany is still putting up with Jax and playing recordings to prove he is a sociopath/asshole yet still wants to stay with him. Dorit was late to a very important date with Teddi... so...

MVP goes to the Vanderpump Rules cast. We've got Lala being thankful for her hands for handjobs and kitty kat for taking that D like a champ. Scheana is still trying to convince us and herself that Rob likes her. But we all know Sandoval likes him the most #robsessed. We believe Teresa is on the out with Joe (and potentially so is America...) and Soggy Flicker is out of the show. We are almost pos...

New year, same ole Judgey Girls. Join 'The Jury Speaks' on Facebook to interact more with people that are saying what you are thinking. This week we discuss Lu in rehab, Tom kissing Lala’s friends, Jax continuing to be a sociopath while the girls eat Taco Bell, Soggy saying Daddy, the girls leaving Relationshep on their own, and Dorit continuing to bash Rinna. Come judge with us! Facebook Group: h...

The people have spoken and YOU ARE THE JURY! Sadly, This is our last pod of 2017. We talk about the highlights of this year including: it’s about Tom, Bunny Gate, and sucking D at the Round Up. Hear our amazing Doritos accent and Beverly Hills taglines. We also discuss Jax being a disgusting pig and Brittany having hate sex with him. Shep continues to be a slob in Charleston and Soggy just needs t...

WARNING: Major ADD this episode. Polls results are in for the best housewife. We revisit the most anticipated fashion show of the year, Kim D’s POSCHE standing for Piece of Shit Cokehead Homewrecker Everyday. Meanwhile in the South, Courtney thinks she is the best match for RelationSHEP. VPR premiere brings it. Poor Brittany gets called out by Jax and her Postmates habits then he cheats on her wit...

This week we question if Vicki, Tamra, and Shannon put their differences aside...maybe for the cameras. Kim Z returns to Atlanta and Kenya asks if she had reassignment surgery. Theresa throws another glass of red wine in New Jersey after the claims she has rekindled an old flame...haven’t Juicy Joe and her been together since middle school? Plus Courtney and Mary are still single even though their...

Courtney met Meghan King Edmonds in real life. Delores accused Danielle of taking drugs but we think Soggy Slicker is on them. And the Academy Award for Best Actress in a Drama goes to Margaret as #cakegatecontinues. Cynthia is officially a cougar and Porsha has a disease that makes her not go on long plane flights--it's called Being Cheapitis. Mark Deuber may or may not (but probably does) get hi...

Find out who listeners would rather sleep with: Mark Deuber or David Beador? Would you rather have Peggy or Meghan as a mom? All answers are revealed. Shannon and Soggy Flicker both went through hormone therapy this week...we doubt it worked. We fell more in love with Dolores and Marg this week (and Archie the dog!). Andy was impressed with Brandi not bringing sexual chocolate to the reunion show....

Vicki finally got her long awaited casserole after returning back to the hotel from an Icelandic ER. Turns out it was “high blood pressure” aka an anxiety attack/dehydration/lack of sleep which we call a hangover. She’s a hair of the dog kind of girl and made up with Tamra over champs while Peggy is still in her room talking to Diko. In the Garden State, Soggy stopped taking her meds and continues...