Two Judgey Girls

Missed you so much we had to run it back again! We are FIRED UP with RHOC in London! Jen unleashing on Tamra and her background check, Heather showing her true colors, Gina knowing they will never stop gossiping, and the Heart of the OC pulling out her physical receipts, it doesn't get better than this! In SLC, Britani sits down with a gaslighter, Heather is a pigeon, Whitney talks to a podcaster,...

It's been too long! We catch up with each other and all of the happenings as well as recap RHOP and RHONY. Over in Potomac, it’s the battle of events with GNA vs Femme Powered. Was Karen getting honored for running into a tree? In New York, the women head to the Hamptons where Erin has a full spread for the ladies and we are trying to figure out who is the pigeon. Come judge with us! You can find...

Would you consider this the end of week and our third pod? Or would you consider this the beginning of the week and our first pod? Either way, it's a Sunday Special to talk the Season 9 premiere of Real Housewives of Potomac. Here's what's happening with the ladies: Karen can’t talk details of her ongoing court case (babe you got a DUI--own it!), Gizelle taking her to breakfast and throwing a Hat-...

We get to chat RHOSLC and RHOC! We head to MilWAKEEE (pronounce it however you see fit), home of Jeffrey Dahmer, Mary’s Dad, and the Bucks. The ladies head to the game and Angie tells Britani that Jarod is sliding into her brow girl's DMs. Bronwyn stands her ground with Lisa and Heather and Mary doesn’t use public restrooms and relies on tampons for not what you'd think. Meanwhile in Orange County...

Courtney is back from her Greek vacation and she fills us in on all the details from her trip. We break down the Season 15 premiere of RHONY, which we really enjoyed. Our minds have definitely shifted and we are already intrigued by the newest Housewife, Racquel. Rebecca who? Is Brynn in her villain era telling people Erin called Jenna Lyons poor and letting Jenna know that Sai “hates” her (even t...

We dive into Hulu's The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. If you're still thinking about watching it or didn't finish it--GO DO IT! It's definitely worth it and we want cameras rolling for Season 2 already! We think Taylor is the main character, Demi is the breakout star, and Whitney is clearly the villain (and what's up with the husband)? Have you had a 44 oz soda from Swig? What about discovering a...

Jenn hosts a maybe pool taco party with the women all showing up for different events. Emily is pissed because Alexis has taken away her moment to shine and yell at Heather as Alexis is at her lowest point yet. Emily calls her a whackadoodle and really just wants to tell Heather she is not a size 12! The party hilariously devolves into Alexis chasing Emily chasing Heather and ends with Emily yelli...

We are SO happy that our favorite campy ladies of RHOSLC are back! The Season 5 premiere kicks off with Queen Lisa’s Besos party that included: fights about bath bombs, costumes, podcasts, and airing our grievances on a scroll (cue sound effect)l! Plus, we meet new Housewife Bronwyn and Friend Of Britani who steals dinner rolls and may not have made the best impression on Mary. Will Whitney be thi...

We are back in Guerneville (not to be confused with Sonoma) and continue to watch Shannon’s emotional breakdown while Alexis blindly supports Johnny J. But we aren’t going to talk about it, except that he didn’t take the offer for the full amount of money…now let’s pivot about Gina’s unfortunate rash!!! The women work the runway and Emily’s body dysmorphia kicks in. Meanwhile Tamra can’t help inse...

So much happening in the Bravoverse, but especially in the OC! From discussing the JJJJ engagement to the feud of Tamra vs Vicki--we chat it all! Is Tamra finally on the receiving end of someone giving her a taste of her own medicine IRL? Should Vicki come back next season? We love seeing Heather in mom-mode and how she operates with her family. Is she looking to adopt?! As the women head to Sonom...

This episode was recorded before John and Alexis announced their engagement. We chat about their 'anniversary trip' and send our best to the Heart of the OC, who’s facing yet another Storm. This week, Emily dumps her childhood trauma on Jen who is easily able to accept her apology and on top of it still look up to her. Meanwhile, Teddi Mellencamp makes a surprise appearance as Alan Cummings. The w...

This week we breakdown the RHOSLC Season 5 trailer, the Love Island USA Reunion, and RHOC. We were really given some info on Jen and Will--we want more! Will Gina and Emily turn into Shannon and Tamra? Does Tamra always make it about herself? Is Tamra realizing she is on the wrong side of history? Is there a path back for her? Once again, they can never make us hate Shannon Beador! Come judge with...

We were able to link up with each other in between trips so why not celebrate with a little Happy Hour! There is so much to discuss between the RHONY trailer, Blake Lively, Matthew Perry, and Love Island's Molly Mae & Tommy. Plus debrief RHOC. Would you rather be in Big Bear getting your toes licked or La Quinta spilling espresso martinis? Alexis and her obsession with Johnny J and Shannon con...

We may have missed the beginning of Q2 but better late than never as we circle back with our 2024 Bravo predictions…are we witches or are our predictions outlandish? We recap all things Orange County. Are we Team Katie or Heather? Who is lying: the head of all the paps or the Dubrows? Tamra can’t help her mean girl self and is trying to take down Shannon, calling her an alcoholic and telling her s...

Listen to Mary’s story of spotting Andy Cohen in the WILD! Plus we recap the RHONJ season finale and The Last Supper at Rails. Who is telling the truth: Marge or Dolores? Were you shocked by Reality Von Jersey, Jackie Judas Goldschneider herself? Is Tre still processing to this day? Will she and Joe Gorga ever reconcile? Where does Jersey go from here? Come judge with us!  You can find us: In...

Before Mary heads off to Vegas, we catch up on RHONJ! Would you rather go to Joe Gorga's boys night but you may have an allergic reaction or would you rather go to Luis' boys night and give a devotional to your partner? Were you Team Marge or Team Teresa this week? Is Marge actually involved? Her real time freak out and phone calls made us believe so. Though we still side with her due to her funer...

We sure missed you all but WE ARE BACK! Mary gives us detail by detail of her Italian vacation (focused on food--obvi!). Courtney chats Love Island finale. We discuss all things RHOC! Are you Team Jen or Team Gina? What's the full story with Travis and Gina? Is Tamra a non-entity this season? Can Jesus Jugs shake Shannon? We are loving newbie Katie (and a Sutton appearance!) and we are loving bein...

In honor of Alexis' return to RHOC, e open the vault with Season 7 Episode 14. Come back with us in time to celebrate the Princess Puppy Party brought to you by The Bellino’s. Puppies are for adoption and a Cinderella carriage ride included, but you have to listen to a speech about Alexis almost dying. We also watch Tamra cut Simon out of her life, literally by Terry Dubrow! We go ring shopping wi...

Exciting news for Lindsay Hubbard! We talk all about her pregnancy announcement, Bethenny vs ex-Paul & Aurora Culpo, America's Sweethearts and a Love Island USA update. But the main event is the RHOC Season 18 Premiere where we have seven housewives and friendof Alexis 'Lex' Bellino. We discuss Shannon’s DUI, Tamra trying to take her down, Gina and Travis moving apart, Jen getting evicted, Hea...

Welcome to another episode of the unhinged girls who have the gift of gab. This week we talk about Love Island USA, the WWHL 15 Year Anniversary Special, Mary's Italy trip, our 4th of July plans and more. Plus, we debrief RHONJ with many tangents along the way. How are we at another Boujie Kidz event? Is Danielle lying? Did she “steal from charity”?Is Jenn Fessler playing both sides? Does she dese...

It's Friday and it's Happy Hour and we are feeling silly! Grab your closest drink (this week it was Gatorade for us...) and join us as we talk about it all! We chat the latest with Mary going to Jeff Lewis Live and all the chumps, Love Island USA and everything and anything in between. We also answer the questions you asked from all things Bravo to what we have planned this weekend, this summer an...

A round up of sorts where we chat about it all: Nashville, Taylor Swift in London, paperwork, and convincing Mary to watch Love Island: USA. We also discuss this week's RHONJ. Are you Team Danielle or Team Jen? Should there be consequences for both of them? Why was Teresa having a Tulum party anyways? Are Marge and Melissa essential to the show anymore? And poor poor Jackie, it's not good. Mary fi...

This week we talk all things Jersey: fighting over housewarming gifts, bugging bottles, burning cards, step and repeats, and the nasty word, SLOB. This is the petty stuff we want to talk about and watch. And what's up with Paulie and what's his REAL job??? We get activated talking about the final Summer House reunion which Mary even agrees was biased towards Carl. Courtney has some rage (seriously...

We catch up on the news: the retaliation against West Wilson, the rumors about Kymanda and Lindsay, and briefly, Andrea’s Italian wedding. Plus we reminisce about the old times in Jersey, and recap the current episode. Why won’t Paulie get a divorce? Are Aydin, Fessler, and Jackie trying to build a bridge for the show to work? Does John Fuda and his Adidas tracksuit deserve to hold a meatball? Are...

It might be Thursday, but we are considering it Friday Eve so it's a Happy Hour pod! By the time many of you listen to this, we will have the transition from Mary to SUMMER MARY! We discuss sixth grade promotions, the Traitors cast, RHOC trailer, plus all the other news from other Bravo-adjacent podcasts. Are you a Cheez-Its or Goldfish person? We debrief the first episode of the Summer House reun...