Two Judgey Girls

We talk all things Jersey and the extended Valley finale! How are we not getting a reunion for either of these shows? What's the point of watching the rest of this season with no resolution? It feels like a reboot is on the horizon. The mask really came off of with some of the cast this week on The Valley. Zack is the #1 Guy in the Group and put that mean pregnant girl in her place. Jax continues...

We talk the final episode of the VPR reunion and are so thankful this season is over. We need a break! What will come from this season and did Lala ruin her future with the show? Plus we chat The Valley with another episode in Big Bear. Has Jax met his ultimate match with Jesse? Where is Kristen!? We can both agree this was the best season of Summer House EVER and give our finale thoughts on Team...

We recap our SF weekend together, being quoted in the New York Times and talk Summer House and Real Housewives of New Jersey. We still remain on opposite sides when it comes to Team Carl vs Team Lindsay and probably will never falter to the other. Plus we talk dog fashion shows, Marge worried about the numbers in her alliance (is she becoming Lisa Rinna?), Antonia off to college and how we really...

We couldn't not talk this week's Summer House! Carl made it very hard for Mary to defend him. Has she wavered in her support?! You left her luggage? Kyle really made it impossible to feel sorry for him. Let Amanda make her swimsuits! Even if it fails! Ciara and Paige are true girls girls and we would want them in our corner. (But also is the house too involved in each other's relationships?) Meanw...

It's Friday Happy Hour, where we catch each other up on our week! Would you rather go to Something About Her or the Vanderpump Bar Crawl? Or both? On the VPR reunion, Lala wouldn't stop talking, the Toms and Brock are still the worst and we're sad for Ariana when the cast finally watches the end of the finale together. We just absolutely love The Valley. Janet and her pink-booted friend and minion...

Monday is a great day for a podcast! Are you Team Fuda/Marge/Melissa or Team Tre? Jenn Fessler plays the game and defects to Team Tre. She knows what she's doing. Will the alliances make this season horrible as they won't film together? Will everyone talk about each other but not to each other? And what's up with Danielle and her family? Let's investigate that a bit more (maybe we should hire Bo D...

Sadly, one of our Bravo predictions has come true: Dorit and PK have separated. We talk The Valley, wondering how can this cast try to ice out Kristen? Let’s ice out Jax! We recap the season finale of VPR and think Lala and Scheana got it all wrong; the hypocrisy! In Summer House, Courtney remains Team Hubbhouse while Mary is Team Carlito, plus we talk all things Kyle and Amanda! Come judge with u...

It's the Season 14 premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Has anything changed? We are still talking about private investigators and calling children at work, feuds that have been happening season after season and same alliances (although we see a big shift coming this season!). Marge doesn’t feel like herself since the passing of her ex-husband. Dolores still doesn’t have a ring. Both Tre and...

We HAD to talk about Summer House! Are you Team Carl or Team Lindsay? We can’t get enough of The Valley and the mess Kristen and Jax create; they know exactly what they are doing. Have both Jax and Michelle already checked out of their respective marriages? Over on VPR, we head to San Francisco for the final cast trip and Scheana tries to give Tom a lay up telling him to apologize for talking abou...

This week we can’t get enough of The Valley! Does Courtney have a thing for Jesse? Is Kristen a truth teller or sharing life altering gossip? Is Michelle already with someone new? We loved the crossover between The Valley and VPR. Does Scheana just want Brock to stay home? Will James go to the wedding and leave Hippie behind? Will Sandoval ever think he did something wrong? Plus give us more Katie...

Welcome to the 400s! Today's Happy Hour consists of dabbling in a recap of Mary seeing Countess Lu, some Summer Houses chat, and sorry but not sorry, our initial thoughts on Taylor's new album. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudg...

The universe has told us that we are both not allowed to take time off at the same time because WOW what a week of news! We catch up on all the Monday bombshells plus we recap VPR and The Valley. Sperm donor parties, Ariana finally feeling the redemption of staying in the house because Tom can’t afford it, plus Scheana’s newest song lullaby! We can’t get enough of Jax’s cleaning, Brittany’s puking...

With Q1 over, we check in on our Bravo 2024 predictions and see what has already happened. Courtney is given some tips by Mary in case she sees a Bravoleb over the week and what makes a good conversation starter. We chat a bit about both Summer Houses. Why is Summer picking on Shaniece? She may be worst dressed but she kills it in a bathing suit! Would you choose working out or going to brunch? Ky...

We give you a taste of Vanderpump Villa, talk the Potomac Reunion, and update you on the Hot Hall of Fame (and our MM winner!). We deep dive Vanderpump Rules and are obsessed with Katie hooking up with Max and we think Tom wants her back. Sandoval thought he could save the day with ranch dressing but Ariana handed it to him! How did he think they would have an amicable split! The Valley is giving...

It's Happy Hour! We talk who will win March MANness: will it be Craig or West?! Plus we chat both Summer Houses! We get reacquainted with the cast of Martha’s Vineyard and what the next 14 days has in store for us! Plus we are off to the races in the Hamptons with Kyle giving West a bloody nose, Amanda and Paige on Team Linds, Carl possibly going to anger management, and Craig not taking Kyle’s ba...

Can you believe that March MANness is almost over?! What a whirlwind of a week it has been! We chat who we think will take it all! Ariana stays winning this week with a new home and a new hosting gig! What will Lala have to say about that? Speaking of Lala, why is she hanging with Tom Sandoval? Is she trying to produce the season? We did like that she threw Scheana under the bus about a Schwartz/S...

It's TJG Happy Hour! We recap the week and talk Courtney’s trip to NYC where she saw Ariana and West! Plus we judge all things VPR, The Valley, and Summer House. Is VPR just that bad that The Valley felt like a warm hug? Did we miss the #1 guy in the group? We still can’t get over Jax talking about a baby out of wedlock in 2024! Carl skips Friday night for a “special delivery” and Lindsay wishes C...

Join us as we break down March MANness: who made it, what to expect, who got snubbed, who we think will go far and everything in between! We go over the Top 64 as voted on by you all. This bracket is going to be tough and while it is unclear which man will win, what we do know is: WE are all the winners here! Fill out your bracket , we'll see you Thursday in IG stories for voting and come judge wi...

A first in Housewives history: a housewife doesn't finish the reunion and we have a guest that didn’t even film this season! Seriously, why was Kathy invited? To secure her spot for next season, to scare Sutton, or to be the supportive sister? Are we really going to let Kyle just lie to our faces? Is she or isn’t she dating Morgan: we have two different opinions! Plus we break down Summer House. W...

We catch up on The Traitors finale, chat about what is happening with the Royal Family plus recap Vanderpump Rules. Are you Team Ariana? Are Scheana and Lala making it about themselves? Is James crossing over to the dark side? Should the cast be allowed to break the fourth wall more? Come judge with us!!  You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/two...

Happy Monday! We couldn't wait any longer to talk about Summer House! We debrief the first two episodes and have fallen in love with West; has Ciara too? Jesse Solomon and his singing voice are also a welcome pleasantry in the house. Carl and Lindsay make waves on their first weekend as Lindsay questions his sobriety and surprisingly it won't end well... Come judge with us!  You can find us:...

Wowowow we are here again! This time we discuss Part 1 of both the RHOBH and RHOM reunions. What a Wednesday! Dorit and her one hair were on display tonight being the only college graduate on stage (plus the 3 other women who also graduated from college sitting near her). Kyle gave us nothing. And we side with Crystal. Miami brought it with the fashion and the fights, though tbh we were having a t...

Mary is back and gives us a recap of her lovely St. Lucia honeymoon! We sure did miss her! And then there was Vanderpump Rules. And it was... something. We're over T*m S*ndoval. That's it. That's the blurb. You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @twojudgeygirls Facebook: www.facebook.com/twojudgeygirls Podcast: ACast, iTunes, Spotify, wherever you listen! Merch: www.etsy.com/shop/TwoJudgeyGirls...

While Mary enjoys her amazing honeymoon, we have the best guest ever: Courtney's mom! As an avid RHOBH watcher, she breaks down all of her thoughts regarding the women of Beverly Hills: her thoughts on Kyle, Mo and Mo; how much she likes Sutton; her feelings on the White Party; how she thinks next season will play out and so much more! We had such a great time talking RHOBH and hope you enjoy list...

It's Mary's last pod before she embarks on her long-awaited honeymoon! We talk the penultimate episodes of RHOBH and RHOM. Mary has some good theories about Sutton this season--could she be right?! Did Erika deserve an apology from the women? Has Kyle been messing with us all season with Mo? (And does she also have the ultimate ick with him?) We are enjoying watching Larsa squirm with avoiding Mic...