Two Judgey Girls

We catch up on all the gossip! Madison is pregnant, more lore for the Paige and Craig break up, and is Hubbhouse a single woman? We gloss over the reunions because meh. In Beverly Hills, we loved the juxtaposition of Augusta, Georgia vs Kathy’s Capri party and felt for most of the women as they gave us vulnerability. The women rally around Dorit and tell her to get her boxing gloves out, as Sutton...

Kick off the week with a bit of TJG! We chat Grammys, naps, RHOP finale and reunion preview and the RHOA trailer. Which Traitor is playing the best game? Who should be murdered next? Can any of them make it to the end? Would you rather take relationship advice from Austen or Craig? We giggled listening to Molly and Sally talk about the work they've had done--who knew you could have ankle lipo?! So...

Our Housewives are dwindling as we have two reunions this week. Is Jenna poor with wanting to return her bathrobe? Did Brynn really wait till reunion day to watch the finale? Why are Brynn, Erin and Sai so jealous of Jessel?! In Beverly Hills, Sutton turns up the heat as The Executioner, we head to Garcelle's Beach House (again) and Kyle and Dorit have hopefully mended their friendship and moved f...

Saturday coffee talk! Mary got to see the WWC boys in action last night and Courtney went hunting! We talk all things Traitors: another housewife gone? The Traitors are all against each other? Who will they MURRRRDDERRR next? Plus we dive into Southern Hospitality and Southern Charm! Is the group coming for Emmy or do they care about their friend? Is JT a little twerp, comic relief or both?! Come...

This week we discuss the season finale of RHONY (Trigger Warning: we discuss sexual assault in the first part of the pod). Kyle cries like a teenage girl and Sutton will not bow down to the alter of her on RHOBH. The RHOSLC reunion kicks off with Emma the jeweler potentially not having a job and a showdown between Baby G and Brownyn. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram & Threads: @t...

It's Saturday, we're hyped up on coffee and here to chat! We discuss who on Southern Hospitality has which VPR cast member in them, hope that Emmy leaves Will and want to go to Lake's lake house. Southern Charm cast is disjointed and poor Venita, who never gets scenes, finally gets one and its her drowning but saved by maybe-lifeguard, Craig. Could we ship Molly and Shep? We can't believe what we...

Who else woke up this morning and looked into the mirror with the affirmation of "If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian!"? The women of RHOBH are slowly exposing Kyle and we are watching her take down season. Between letting Mo's infidelity slip and encouraging Kyle to be whoever she wants to be, Sutton and Garcelle aren't holding back. We can't believe this is the finale of a stellar season o...

On this Saturday morning we finally get to address the breakup of Paige and Craig. While we are bummed that it happened, Paige made the right decision for herself. We chat Southern Charm wondering if these boys can ever get back together or if Craig is too far removed (though we think it can happen!). If you aren't watching Southern Hospitality, catch up! This gives us early VPR vibes and we are h...

Happy 2025! Apologies as this episode is a bit all over the place as a present-past-present mashup. Our hearts are with those affected by the LA fires and we hope we can bring a bit of reprieve and laughter. We manage to catch up on NYE with Andy and Anderson, Jen Aydin and Jersey Mikes, and other news that happened over the break, plus we deep dive this week's episodes of RHOBH and RHOSLC. We're...

It's our final podcast of 2024! We go over our predictions from this year and how right and definitely how wrong we were. We chat about what we think will happen in the Bravosphere for 2025 and we end with some Q+A from you all We can’t thank you amazing jurors enough for letting us be ourselves: the good, the bad and the judgey. We absolutely adore you all and look forward to saying what you are...

It's our penultimate episode of 2024! We break down the Karen DUI videos and catch up on Southern Charm! We realize JT booked a gig and is a method actor, Madison takes down the troll, and the boys can’t take that Craig is growing up. Plus we have to watch another dog birthday party and see the love pentagon of Shep, Taylor, Salley, Gaston and Sienna. Come judge with us! You can find us: Instagram...

We debrief the Summer House trailer and talk about all the Real Housewives episodes. Is RHONY worth it in binge-form? Maybe! Was the Love Lagoon asking some wild questions? Definitely! Camille Grammar really wanted her moment and Dorit wasn’t giving it to her. Why did Kyle have this party and didn’t even dress in Diamonds or Denim? We couldn't help but wonder... is there a queen bee in Beverly Hil...

We chat RHOBH and RHOSLC! We really can’t watch an entire season of Dorit and Kyle fight knowing that Kyle just doesn’t like Dorit. It’s that plain and simple. Seriously, what were we fighting about in the sprinter van on the way to the plane? In SLC, we head to Puerto Vallerta to see Lisa’s powerpoint presentation to come to life. Bronwyn was relegated to the Loser Villa, Britani isn’t going to g...

It’s Monday Happy Hour! Courtney is back from New York after unsuccessfully running into some Bravolebs, Mary is still on her bread baking journey and we catch up on Potomac, RHOBH, and RHOSLC! Between speed dating (they got us!), duck duck goose (we don't want it!), and high body count hair (is this funny but also mean?), we talk about it all! Come judge with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

The Season 10 premiere of Southern Charm is here! Will these boys ever grow up? Craig drives Austen with the trunk open to meet up at Shep's family ranch so they all can mend their relationship. Austen and Shep come together after his ayahuasca trip and Craig just giggles. Venita has somehow attached herself to Willy Wonka who comes to the Carolina Cup with canes for all (Seriously is everybody o-...

This week of RHOSLC hit hard. We ended the episode with a powerful conversation between Mary and Robert Jr. This was one of the most raw and real conversations we have had on housewives and are thankful that she shared this with all of us. It's been a tough season for Mary and she's not having any of the BS from the other women. "Goodbye, Meredith and Goodbye, Lisa" - Mary, probably. The Troop Bev...

Start your holiday weekend with a little dose of us! We are sad about the ending of VPR. Though it didn't have a great last season, we grew up with them and have feelings of nostalgia! We chat our thoughts on Wicked too (spoiler alert: we loved it!). Another week of RHOBH, another episode knocking it out of the park! The women are not following the Kyle Richards Playbook this year. Dorit having no...

Monday Holiday Happy Hour and Holy Mercury Retrograde! We talk all things RHOP, RHOSLC, and RHOC Reunion Part 3. Is Mia giving us too much? Is Stacey still figuring out what show she is on? We can’t stop thinking about Meredith’s bangs and Todd and Bronwyn’s relationship! Will Heather and Bronywyn be able to move on? Team Angie and Abe Lincoln or Meredith? We are happy to never talk about John, Al...

The Season 14 premiere of RHOBH had a solid start! We kick it off with Sutton and her cute ponytail hanging with Jennifer Tilly, we find out PKay is an alcoholic, we watch Erika do her best acting performance of her life as she looks for couch inspiration, we meet new housewife Boz, and we watch Garcelle crushing it at life. Sutton throws a Surrealism party for everyone (but is it maybe Saltburn-t...

So much is happening! Teddi's affair! John Krasinski is Sexiest Man Alive?! A voice note to remember forever! And obviously our housewives. We are very mad at RHONY for a pregnancy prank--is this the end for us? Stacey is the gift that keeps on giving and Potomac is making us giggle this season! Who would you FMK from the cast? RHOSLC has us wondering about Bronwyn and Todd and reintroducing BIOTC...

This week we talk a little Potomac, the RHOC reunion, and dive in deep with SLC. Team Katie!!! What is the deal with Heather and Emily? Let the mouse go! Is Todd the scary dad at sleepovers? Does he know he has a front row seat to a money can't buy experience? Will The Barlows leave Palm Springs? Was Heather not invited because she isn’t a couple? WIll Seth leave on Sunday? Come judge with us! You...

We missed each other and you all so much that we had to chat it up on a Sunday! We discuss the sad news about Teddi filing for divorce from Edwin. Spoiler alert: we are devastated. We also talk Heather vs Bronwyn and Justin vs John (Barlows 4 Life!) on RHOSLC. We wrap up RHOC Season 18 with an engagement finale party thrown by Alexis for Ryan and Jen. Why do we want Jen and Ryan to work out? Do we...

RHOC is wrapping up London with Jenn finding her voice and Heather and Tamra talking about Jenn's tummy tuck. Plus, Tamra trying to “expose” Katie and Emily’s kids for talking the truth about Heather. Clearly all these kids are right: Heather is bossy. Tamra can’t seem to help herself by “telling” Gina that Shannon was going to expose her last year for “allegedly” throwing Travis down the stairs....

We break down the results of the sweater poll and the RHOBH trailer. Who is the Supreme this upcoming season? We deep dive RHOSLC and Angie’s Mob Wives-themed anniversary party. Mary isn’t going to take two-face Heather, Britani brings a new date, Justin invites Jared Osmond, Whitney confronts Lisa, and John and Justin go at it. Would you like to live on Osmond Lane? Come judge with us! Hosted on...

We talk all about 'Anatomy of Lies' on Peacock and the Brianna Chickenfry/Zach Bryan breakup. Plus, we recap RHOP (which is fire this season) and RHONY. We meet Stacey’s "friend" TJ, Jacquelyn's PP, fight about bunions, and try to get Karen to admit to a DUI. In New York, Brynn is having a pity party for herself as Ubah continues to call her a snake and condescending. Are you Team Ubah or Brynn? A...