Benson and Benzine

Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

Comedy EN ↓ 204 episodes

Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

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Benson and Benzine

Episodes

A Population of Humans 21.05.2023 48:53

In which Greg solves the homeless crisis.

What's the Best On Screen Death? 14.05.2023 49:44

Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Craig Really Doesn't Think This Should be an Episode 07.05.2023 48:38

cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

The Will Ferrell Episode 30.04.2023 50:42

It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

A Special Kind of Derek 23.04.2023 46:15

In which Craig describes a special kind of jerk who calls people random names before they ask them to do something. Also, thanks only to Brian. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter

How to Stop a Bear Attack 16.04.2023 46:14

We're back after a brief hiatus to share with you all the ways to protect yourself from a bear attack! The world needs this information! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter

I Was a Little Man Whore 26.03.2023 52:28

Craig tries to remain positive throughout this episode. And that's not that hard because Greg is blowing up in Hollywood! (and I don't mean in a TNT way, but who knows what the future holds!) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠Patreon!⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠YouTube!⁠ ⁠Greg Twitter⁠ ⁠Craig Twitter

The Religion and Politics Episode 19.03.2023 47:49

In today's episode, Greg reveals an ingenious new revenue stream that ANYONE can create. Also this episode has nothing to do with religion or politics. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

Best Episode Ever! 12.03.2023 50:04

Today, Greg and Craig discuss fun conversation starters. Turns out, it's the best episode ever. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

Optimist Prime 05.03.2023 45:12

In which Greg tells everyone his son's brilliant joke! And Craig worries about raising his daughter in a scary, streaming entertainment world. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

Huge Clown Pants 26.02.2023 46:59

In today's episode find out which guy forgets that David Bowie died. And they discuss their top 5 movies of all time. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

43 - Bend Over Mr. President 19.02.2023 47:55

In today's episode, Craig has an EXTREMELY humbling experience. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

42 - Garbanzo Beans 12.02.2023 48:02

In which, -Craig gives his worst reaction ever to something Greg said -Greg is really fresh -Greg reveals his internal beard -Greg actually has "lettuce news" -Dog! -Craig makes sense out of Garbanzo Beans -Greg goes to Womanitoba -They reminisce about a trip to Australia that didn't happen -Greg attempts impressions -Craig attempts impressions __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Ye...

41 - Bonjour Bitches! 05.02.2023 45:50

Today Greg and Craig discuss how awesome they are at being dads and how Greg no longer has a 6-year-old son.   And Greg does a New Jersey accent far too much. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

40 - The Untitled Episode 29.01.2023 42:30

Greg discovers his new catch phrase! (which was actually his catch phrase all along?) And he reveals how you could('ve) earn(ed) millions of dollars! Also, he's apparently a billionaire. Craig is just skeptical of all of this, as usual. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

39 - Whore Dog 22.01.2023 45:53