Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

Craig actually performs a song!

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!! Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Greg does impressions! Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever. Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

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Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom! __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods. __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

In which Greg solves the homeless crisis.

Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :) __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent. __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all! __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter

In which Craig describes a special kind of jerk who calls people random names before they ask them to do something. Also, thanks only to Brian. __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter

We're back after a brief hiatus to share with you all the ways to protect yourself from a bear attack! The world needs this information! __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter

Craig tries to remain positive throughout this episode. And that's not that hard because Greg is blowing up in Hollywood! (and I don't mean in a TNT way, but who knows what the future holds!) __________________________ Yes, we have a  ⁠Patreon!⁠ Yes, we have a  ⁠YouTube!⁠ ⁠Greg Twitter⁠ ⁠Craig Twitter

In today's episode, Greg reveals an ingenious new revenue stream that ANYONE can create. Also this episode has nothing to do with religion or politics. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

Today, Greg and Craig discuss fun conversation starters. Turns out, it's the best episode ever. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

In which Greg tells everyone his son's brilliant joke! And Craig worries about raising his daughter in a scary, streaming entertainment world. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

In today's episode find out which guy forgets that David Bowie died. And they discuss their top 5 movies of all time. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

In today's episode, Craig has an EXTREMELY humbling experience. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter

In which, -Craig gives his worst reaction ever to something Greg said -Greg is really fresh -Greg reveals his internal beard -Greg actually has "lettuce news" -Dog! -Craig makes sense out of Garbanzo Beans -Greg goes to Womanitoba -They reminisce about a trip to Australia that didn't happen -Greg attempts impressions -Craig attempts impressions __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Ye...

Today Greg and Craig discuss how awesome they are at being dads and how Greg no longer has a 6-year-old son.   And Greg does a New Jersey accent far too much. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter