Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

On the Spectrum of Ezra 05.07.2026 46:10 ↓

Craig visits Greg in LA. Topics covered: blood showers, Bram Stoker, face rubbing, pot gummies, sleep habits, negotiating contracts, and why Enron failed (it was Scientology).

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For real. We do talk about that.

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But actually that's a lie. You can sauté it.

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Let's get funky!

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But you don't know what we're spoiling!

HUBBA HUBBA! 31.05.2026 43:42 ↓

Also, let's learn about Common Law!

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also some stuff about playboy

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The episode that almost never was.

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Omnomnomnomnom

OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK 26.04.2026 44:04 ↓

See if you can find the major glitch in this one... other than our personalities.

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Only while they're stopping.

Never Offer a Cupcake to a T-Rex 05.04.2026 44:23 ↓

Or a t-rex to a cupcake.

What Up, Hollywood? 29.03.2026 46:21 ↓

Introducing LETTUCE POINTS!

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Brace yourselves, Craig googles some stuff in this one.

A Sequence of Sequins 15.03.2026 46:43 ↓

and Sea Quinns. (pirates named Quinn)

Keepin' It Freshizzie 08.03.2026 47:03 ↓

This is the descrizzle for this podkizzle.

You Can't Spell Appointment Without Ointment 01.03.2026 45:28 ↓

And you can't spell lettuce guys without tucegu, soooooooo

Lovely Lady Lumps 22.02.2026 44:40 ↓

To be clear, the lyrics "Lovely Little Lumps" also appear in the song.

An Inconvenient Lettuce 15.02.2026 38:30 ↓

Eat your heart out, Al Gore!

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A SHOCKING description to trick you into reading!

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and Greg reveals his dog!

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Ever wanted to know the REAL Pope?

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Here's to a dishonest (especially towards the Polish guy) 2026!

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This year... Christmas is on the 29th.

Never Elect a Horse to the Senate 22.12.2025 47:37 ↓

can you guess the punchline?