Benson and Benzine

Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

Comedy EN ↓ 190 episodes

Two great friends having ridiculous conversations about anything and everything. And sometimes lettuce.

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Benson and Benzine

Episodes

this is SICK bro 15.12.2025 45:47

like...... LITERALLY!!!!!

Five Ways a Human Being Could Turn Into a Head of Lettuce 07.12.2025 44:15

No AI was used in the making of this episode, except for the parts where it was.

How To Make 1 Million Dollars In 3 Years 23.11.2025 44:10

Follow for all your money tips.

THE SEXPISODE 16.11.2025 44:10

ooh la la

Never Oil Up Your Chest Before Getting a Pacemaker 09.11.2025 48:03

Follow for more medical advice

Whimsical Tales and Unpredictable Banter 02.11.2025 46:24

and predictable banter, probably.

The @#^! Episode 26.10.2025 44:51

This episode isn't for @#^!s

Height Doesn't Matter As Long As You're Sitting 19.10.2025 41:27

enjoy the rantings of two mad men sitting in the same room together!

Life is something about being resentful and something 12.10.2025 40:20

This description is describing something about being resentful and something.

How to Start a Conversation 05.10.2025 46:07

For when you want to talk at someone!

Feel Like We Don't Talk Enough About Pippi Longstocking, Which Is Bad 28.09.2025 48:25

But that ends TODAY!

Play Trysty For Me 21.09.2025 47:02

In today's episode Greg reveals Craig's new name that he didn't even know he had!

Put On Your Rubbing Pants 14.09.2025 45:53

That old catchphrase.

Craig Has The Runs 07.09.2025 44:44

One could misinterpret this title to mean that Craig is a great baseball player.

Never Wear Shorts to The Rapture 31.08.2025 47:00

Unless you have like really really sexy legs.

Guns Don't Kill People, James Gunn Kills People 24.08.2025 48:46

We actually have no evidence of this, but come on! It's right there in the name!

How To Install a Door Handle 17.08.2025 46:56

Ooh look at me. I'm the description of this podcast episode. durr durr durr durr durr

Muck McJackson Married His Shotgun 13.08.2025 43:35

I bet this title will get a lot of clicks.

How to Become a Multimillionaire 03.08.2025 45:16

Startin' Box 27.07.2025 44:14

Happy America Day, or Cinco de Mayo, or Arbor Day, or… Today we celebrate Independence Day by wearing red, talking about bacon-tomato sandwiches (with sexy time), mispronouncing patron names, and learning what "arrears" means, maybe. We also explore whether coffee can be absorbed through beards, if sliding down fictional characters is allowed, and why Volvo ruins everyone's air conditioning. PLUS:...

Greg Wrote a Sequel to We Bought a Zoo? 20.07.2025 46:54

We also talk about unauthorized movie sequels, the tragic tale of a zero-gravity chair, the shocking truth about duck anatomy in Howard the Duck, naps, soft drink slander, and TDK vs Maxell. And Greg reveals Philip DeFranco's REAL NAME! All your feeds here https://anchor.fm/lettuceguysPatreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce

Why the Original Superman Is the Best Superhero Movie (According to Greg) 13.07.2025 45:40

We also talk mismatched hats, bar soap hair routines, swamp crotch of course, Superman time travel logic, insider trading for kids, and one very sincere apology for misusing the phrase “mamby-pamby.”They also dive into Talking Heads fandom, Eric Clapton’s many sins, the economics of the 99 Cent Store, and how to tell if your hat is racist. Also, someone’s child may or may not be arrested for finan...

How to Get FREE Brain Surgery! 06.07.2025 44:17

We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). We answer your many, many letters about how to get free brain surgery (step one: open your own head). Along the way, we uncover Greg’s illegal prank mug empire, argue about God’s cleanliness, have a drippy Patreon time, and reveal why Home Depot, surprisingly, might be the worst place for a loboto...

The Episode Where We're Eating the Whole Time 29.06.2025 45:06

omnomnomnomnomnomnom

How to Stop a Burglar 22.06.2025 41:16

Obviously, if you've been a long time listener you know this will be solid advice. Patreon here http://patreon.com/twoguystalkingaboutlettuce