Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

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Hey, Lettuceheads!

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For real. He does.

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It's so EASY! Think about it. That's why almost everyone you know is a millionaire.

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Unless it does.

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Uh oh. It's another one of those unhinged post-Bad Movies Live episodes.

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Because George Foreman ain't just the inventor of the grill.

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Can you tell who titled this?

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Listen to Greg. These are instructions more people should ACTUALLY follow.

Chest Fat 30.03.2025 48:50 ↓

yeah, it's what you think it is. (if you think it's boobs)

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Or a cold lamp sore. But we don't talk about that. That should be obvious.

The Rear End Episode 16.03.2025 44:54 ↓

The first time we ever said "rear end"! (we think)

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And during your listen of this episode!

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You won't believe number 7!

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Finally, our true feelings come out.

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Finally, we'll get to the bottom of this. Featuring special guest, Yeshmin Blechin!

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Finally some useful advice

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Greg really bringing the social wisdom once again.

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Here's a little preview: David's on the list.

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Presidential history is important.

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Finally talking about what you are all subscribed for... hard hitting political politics.

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