Two Girls, Zero Direction

Campfires, Lake Superior sunsets, s'mores, and the usual chaos. Join us as we recap our Grand Marais camping trip, share our favorite memories, and relive the moments that were way funnier in hindsight. Grab a camp chair and come laugh with us!

This week we're packing light and complaining heavy—our true area of expertise. We bounce from one completely unrelated topic to the next (as always), overshare a little, laugh a lot, and somehow end up debating whether family vacations are actually worth the effort in our Hotdish Hot Take . If you've ever wondered how two grown women can turn one simple conversation into seventeen tangent...

Lacey takes on Grandma's Half Marathon...hopefully she makes it to the potty...This week we're recapping race weekend, celebrating 13.1 miles of determination, and, as always, taking several detours along the way. Half marathon, full podcast.

We're sooo behind and had to play catch-up! Finally giving in to a hard recommend, we dive into Love Island and share our thoughts. We attempt to decode the ever-changing language of today's youngsters. From rizz and aura points to whatever skibidi is supposed to mean, we're officially entering our confused millennial era.

A little gross, a lot funny, and definitely not for the squeamish...

This week we’re talking lake weekends, warm weather, and why we're fully convinced we need to host a Cutwater Pool Challenge this summer. What could go wrong?

Hey friends — we know it’s been a little quiet, but we’re still here. This week we’re talking about some life-changing news, an unforgettable getaway weekend in Green Bay, and the biggest SKOL moment of them all. It’s emotional, chaotic, funny, and very us.

Reunited and it feels so good! Join us for a new episode...camper style! We dabble with some drinks and welcome a few friends.

This week on Two Girls Zero Direction, we’re getting sauced—and no, not in the way your college self would hope.

Tune in for a recap of Lacey's LA adventure, a heated (and very Midwest) bowl debate, and the moment we realized some stories probably should’ve stayed private—but here we are.

Tune in for thrift store betrayal, domestic rage, and the usual amount of unqualified opinions.

In this episode, we tackle one of life’s greatest moral dilemmas: saying no to a homemade cinnamon roll. (Spoiler: we absolutely cannot.) We also discuss the things we're willing to quit and forget.

Can you say dumpster fire? We're experiencing some technical difficulties. Think echo, delays, and us talking over each other like it’s a family holiday dinner. Honestly… it’s chaos. So yeah — we’re officially hiring a sound guy. Qualifications: please save us.

Welcome back to the podcast where we make questionable choices so you don’t have to… and this week, we’re pretty sure those choices are getting us canceled.

Supplements, Supplements, Supplements! We share something we learned from an expert. See, we do pay attention...sometimes.

In this episode we experience a poddie first, have one too many, discuss a true hotdish hot take and ramble on and on. We think we’re hilarious...we just hope you do too :)

In this episode we talk about the power of female friendships — the loyalty, the laughter, the group chats, the therapy sessions that are not technically therapy, and the women who make life survivable (and way more fun).

We all make to do lists but what if we made "not to do lists". This week we talk about things to cut out of our lives and setting boundaries. Also, stick around for this week's Hard Recommends.

If you've ever felt like you're "grieving wrong", this one's for you. You're not dramatic. You're not broken. You're human.

This episode was recorded twice. Not for artistic reasons. For technical-difficulty, why-does-technology-hate-us reasons. Is it better the second time? Maybe. Is it worse? Also, maybe. Will you notice? Probably not. But, please we're begging you-give it a listen so this emotional journey wasn't for nothing.

Intermission energy: unhinged but hydrated. We hope you like the theater...we do:)

A little of this, a little of that—plus a this vs. that game that proves our brains are apparently linked. Family: confirmed.

A very exciting first for the show. We talk mind, body, and spirit-minus the judgment, plus a little sarcasm. Healing is the goal, laughing is the bonus.

We recap our week of eating healthy, share our weekend plans, and talk about what we're reading...try not to blush:)

The holidays lasted like five minutes and now we're back to work like nothing happened. We discuss our lack to follow through with New Year's resolutions, returning to reality against our will and the proper way to say, Sauna...Enjoy!